On MEN:

1) Bad haircut . I know I know--but I don't like them. Unlike Anx, I love all that ghey metro stuff. It just can't be rocked on everyone. Each person has a haircut that totally fits them. Jerseykrs can rock a mohawk, but stax (who is very very handsome) could not. NOTE: Thinning hair (so long as it is short cropped) and bald are uber sexy to me, so I don't find these detracting features. Oh, and I don't think ANYBODY looks good with a Marine flat-top.

2) Being too short. Although easy to overlook based on personality, etc. etc., 6 foot tall or taller is good. Anything below 5'7 is stretching it.--There are ALWAYS exceptions

3) No eyebrows. This sounds so stupid, but I don't like really thin or no eyebrows.

4) Really skinny guys with pot bellies. I like pot bellies a lot , but not on really skinny guys.

5) Hairless, perfectly pretty men. I LOVE LOVE runway model types, but only to admire and look at--sort of like looking at a car. Other than that it's a turnoff


FOR WOMEN:
1) Stripper Breasts.

2) Anything that looks too fake (lipes, eyebrows, etc. etc.)

3) Carmen Electra "drag queen" makeup and dark lines around light lipstick.

4) Too much hair. I don't mean body hair--that's a given . I'm not crazy about long, lion mange hair. A nice pixxie cut is tres sexy

5) Really big feet On women it just doesn't work for me.

6) Too much muscle tone. I like girls to be girls. Some of the gym girls I see (and I'm not talking about the cattle farm buff bull dykes either) are too buff looking. Have some softness. If you're so muscular that your ass is starting t look tight like a man's, it's time to stop.

7) This: http://www.danonderdonk.c...an-omg.jpg (slightly NSFW)



Overall, these are generalizations and there are always people who break the rules.

Imago said:

bellies

sammij said:

I'm talking about overly rounded scoops that don't move and stick straight out.

Sometimes called Porn breasts.

Brownsugar said:

How big are we talking here

Anxiety said:

That is sooooo Ghey!

Ocean said:

not too big. a small to medium sized beer belly is nice I can rub it
but i agree not on skinny boys
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Bitch tits

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JuliePurplehead said:

How can you not like those?

poor hygeine - I hate smelly hippies, or smlly anyones for that matter.
too "pretty" - I've dated guys who were way better looking than me and that's totaly cool, but I get to be the pretty one, k?
too many muscles - Being fit is ok, but bodybuilders just just aren't for me.

Other than that, I can't really think of anything.

poor hygeine - I hate smelly hippies, or smlly anyones for that matter.
too "pretty" - I've dated guys who were way better looking than me and that's totaly cool, but I get to be the pretty one, k?
too many muscles - Being fit is ok, but bodybuilders just just aren't for me.

Other than that, I can't really think of anything.

Bad teeth.

Poor hygiene--bad breath, B.O., lack of making an effort to look presentable (went out with a girl recently who when told we'd be hanging out at a nice bistro, showed up in a ratty hoodie, torn jeans, and neglected to comb her hair. She literally looked like she rolled out of bed.)

Unibrow.

I went on a date last weekend and discovered that I do not like a man that has small tic-tac like teeth. You gotta have a good tooth to gum ratio.

On men:
* Aged funk. A musty instance after, say, an unexpectedly sweltering day is forgivable. But 3-day-old stink is quite distinctive and totally unacceptable.

I went on a date last weekend and discovered that I do not like a man that has small tic-tac like teeth. You gotta have a good tooth to gum ratio. Like 1/3 gums 2/3 tooth. I try not to be vain, but dayum... a gummy smile is not a sexy look.

That being said... I can date a fat/skinny/tall/short guy, as long as he is attractive and clean.

paintedlady said:

like they still have their baby teeth? not good

Lammastide said:

i call that c-funk


(c = cultivated)

I'll just say that a great face for me gets away with a lot.

If a trip to her pants is easily confused with a trip to Arby's, it can be a turn-off, but I can usually fight through it on account of the free vagina.

For the men... I think this can just about sum things up in the "turn offs" department.

paintedlady said:

Hell yea, tattoos are GROSS.