eikonoklastes said:

What about girls with hairy armpits

i dated someone who was 5'1" before. and then i dated someone else who was 5'3".

i don't really have a thing for short men, it's just that sometimes it's easier when you can carry them around under your arm with your magazines and snacks and whatnot.

a tail.

Ocean said:

That's nasty, however it's something which can be fixed in 5 minutes unlike...uhm, dwarfism. If she doesn't know it's not cool to have hairy armpits, I'm willing to teach her.

Ocean said:

Will U go 2 the Dentist already!

really, who am i kidding?


i don't usually go for short guys, i like'em taller than me or at least at eye level
bad teeth, bad breath
shitty hygiene
b.o.
dirty nails, long nails

Bad smells!!
Poor Hygenine!!


....most anything else I could overlook I guess (given the right circumstance)


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eikonoklastes said:

U might have to teach her in her sleep ...those woman tend to be very protective of their pit hair
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sammij said:

I saw the "Short Dick Man" version of this video at a gay bar in Tampa many moons ago.


That shit scared the hell out of me.

JustErin said:

Got ya...but at what size does the body out weigh the cute face?

Imago said:

lawd, lawd, lawd...



... the video, or the reaction in the gay bar to the video?

Amaxx said:

Looks like a have I slight facial hair problem too
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Ocean said:

So! They're Armpit environmentalists is what U're saying?????

sammij said:

The video.

The Ghey didn't even pay attention really.

It's got muscle hunk guys beating their dicks against walls, swinging dicks around, etc. etc.--it was like a perfect storm of wrong.

sammij said:

oh yeah, i forgot about that.

i can't have long nails. no no no.

and i don't want to get too graphic, but if you don't cut your nails right down to the nub, DON'T EVEN TRY to go digging around south of the equator. if you know what i mean.

Amaxx said:

and lets not go any further south to their forest protection

Imago said:

If that's wrong, then I don't want to be right!

On MEN:

1) Bad haircut . I know I know--but I don't like them. Unlike Anx, I love all that ghey metro stuff. It just can't be rocked on everyone. Each person has a haircut that totally fits them. Jerseykrs can rock a mohawk, but stax (who is very very handsome) could not. NOTE: Thinning hair (so long as it is short cropped) and bald are uber sexy to me, so I don't find these detracting features. Oh, and I don't think ANYBODY looks good with a Marine flat-top.

2) Being too short. Although easy to overlook based on personality, etc. etc., 6 foot tall or taller is good. Anything below 5'7 is stretching it.--There are ALWAYS exceptions

3) No eyebrows. This sounds so stupid, but I don't like really thin or no eyebrows.

4) Really skinny guys with pot bellies. I like pot bellies a lot , but not on really skinny guys.

5) Hairless, perfectly pretty men. I LOVE LOVE runway model types, but only to admire and look at--sort of like looking at a car. Other than that it's a turnoff


FOR WOMEN:
1) Stripper Breasts.

2) Anything that looks too fake (lipes, eyebrows, etc. etc.)

3) Carmen Electra "drag queen" makeup and dark lines around light lipstick.

4) Too much hair. I don't mean body hair--that's a given . I'm not crazy about long, lion mange hair. A nice pixxie cut is tres sexy

5) Really big feet On women it just doesn't work for me.

6) Too much muscle tone. I like girls to be girls. Some of the gym girls I see (and I'm not talking about the cattle farm buff bull dykes either) are too buff looking. Have some softness. If you're so muscular that your ass is starting t look tight like a man's, it's time to stop.

7) This: http://www.danonderdonk.c...an-omg.jpg (slightly NSFW)



Overall, these are generalizations and there are always people who break the rules.

Imago said:

that's how most people i know celebrate christmas.

Imago said:

I so hate u!

Anxiety said:

That is sooooo Ghey!

Ocean said:

Everything but the cock was nice though

Imago said:

well SORRRRRY.

Imago said:

we prefer the word FESSSTIVE.

Imago said:

And here I thought I would have offered u the best of both worlds

sammij said:

I'm talking about overly rounded scoops that don't move and stick straight out.

Sometimes called Porn breasts.

Anxiety said:

What cruel individual put the letter 's' in lisp anyways?



Who-to-what edit
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Bad breath
Body odor
Extremely overweight
Boobz on men
I can put up with just about anything else.

Ocean said:

This is to over weight for me

And manboobs

And then there is this little problem