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Mayor MacCheese I've been doing a lot of thinking tonight about Mayor MacCheese. Do you realize this is a man who holds political office, yet at the same time he has a slice of cheese permanently lodged in his mouth? For all I know, he has cheese for a tongue. Would you vote for a mayoral candidate who had a tongue made of cheese? I think I know what my answer to that question would be. Anyway, I don't want this thread to end up in P&R, so I'll change the tone a little bit. I also tried to imagine what an x-ray of Mayor MacCheese's skull would look like. Does he have a skull? Or is it just bun, meat and cheese? He clearly has eyeballs. If he does not have a skull, does that mean he is something other than mammal? Where does a hamburgerhead go to buy hats like that? And okay, I'll go there: What must Mayor MacCheese look like...you know...naked? | |
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This is stupid. | |
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Brilliant. | |
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Imago said: This is stupid.
the authority has spoken. | |
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Ex-Moderator | What are those growths on his face?
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CarrieMpls said: What are those growths on his face?
i believe they are cheekal goiters. or perhaps boils. | |
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Ex-Moderator | Anxiety said: CarrieMpls said: What are those growths on his face?
i believe they are cheekal goiters. or perhaps boils. If you lance them, would cheese come out? BLEH!! |
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atleast Mayor MacCheese is a recognizable entity...
what the fuck is Grimace??? | |
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Ex-Moderator | roodboi said: atleast Mayor MacCheese is a recognizable entity...
what the fuck is Grimace??? And where is that kid touching Grimace??? |
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now i want a cheeseburger. this forum is evil. | |
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CarrieMpls said: Anxiety said: i believe they are cheekal goiters. or perhaps boils. If you lance them, would cheese come out? BLEH!! probably that crap sauce that they put in big macs. i always thought it was tartar sauce + ketchup. in actuality, it's probably just maccheese pus. | |
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Ex-Moderator | Anxiety said: CarrieMpls said: If you lance them, would cheese come out? BLEH!! probably that crap sauce that they put in big macs. i always thought it was tartar sauce + ketchup. in actuality, it's probably just maccheese pus. It'a actually thousand island dressing. Which just may be ketchup and tarter sauce. |
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poo-pooh. [Edited 5/21/08 20:49pm] "Try to remember how you used to feel about me
and think about how you're treating me now. Then try to reconcile them, if you can. But you don't even remember, do you?" | |
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CarrieMpls said: Anxiety said: probably that crap sauce that they put in big macs. i always thought it was tartar sauce + ketchup. in actuality, it's probably just maccheese pus. It'a actually thousand island dressing. Which just may be ketchup and tarter sauce. it is something like that, I used to work in the cafeteria for a short time in high school and it was some mixture of condiments like that. | |
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Ex-Moderator | horatio said: CarrieMpls said: It'a actually thousand island dressing. Which just may be ketchup and tarter sauce. it is something like that, I used to work in the cafeteria for a short time in high school and it was some mixture of condiments like that. "Thousand Island dressing is a salad dressing (a variant of Russian dressing), commonly made of mayonnaise, ketchup, and a mixture of finely chopped vegetables, most often pickles, onions, bell peppers, and/or green olives; chopped hard-boiled egg is also common. Essentially, it is a mixture of ketchup and tartar sauce." Well, what do you know? I never even thought about it. |
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okay you guys are grossin me out | |
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Brownsugar said: okay you guys are grossin me out
i know, the cheese boils were making my stomach hurt | |
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R3V said: wow. way to bring up the level, Anxiety.
pooh. pooh. now you listen to me: I GIVE UNTIL IT HURTS up in this bitch. now choose your words with care before i stickify this crap. I CAN DO THAT, YOU KNOW. | |
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horatio said: Brownsugar said: okay you guys are grossin me out
i know, the cheese boils were making my stomach hurt fried cheese boils in a basket with onion rings and a big root beer float | |
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Tread carefully people! I'm itching to report the slightest violation of ANY org rules I can think of on this thread! | |
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what I wonder is how the fuck he gets that hat on his head. clearly his arms don't reach. "Try to remember how you used to feel about me
and think about how you're treating me now. Then try to reconcile them, if you can. But you don't even remember, do you?" | |
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Imago said: Tread carefully people! I'm itching to report the slightest violation of ANY org rules I can think of on this thread!
well, we knew you were itching. that much is always a given. | |
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Anxiety said: Imago said: Tread carefully people! I'm itching to report the slightest violation of ANY org rules I can think of on this thread!
well, we knew you were itching. that much is always a given. you dirty baker! | |
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Anxiety said: horatio said: i know, the cheese boils were making my stomach hurt fried cheese boils in a basket with onion rings and a big root beer float oh my god, i have the hugest zit under my chin right now from shaving too quickly and a hair getting infected. it's so embarrassing. it would be totally worth it if there was fried cheese in there, though. "Try to remember how you used to feel about me
and think about how you're treating me now. Then try to reconcile them, if you can. But you don't even remember, do you?" | |
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Anxiety said: horatio said: i know, the cheese boils were making my stomach hurt fried cheese boils in a basket with onion rings and a big root beer float | |
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R3V said: what I wonder is how the fuck he gets that hat on his head. clearly his arms don't reach.
one word: INTERNS. | |
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CarrieMpls said: horatio said: it is something like that, I used to work in the cafeteria for a short time in high school and it was some mixture of condiments like that. "Thousand Island dressing is a salad dressing (a variant of Russian dressing), commonly made of mayonnaise, ketchup, and a mixture of finely chopped vegetables, most often pickles, onions, bell peppers, and/or green olives; chopped hard-boiled egg is also common. Essentially, it is a mixture of ketchup and tartar sauce." Well, what do you know? I never even thought about it. it makes absolutely perfect sense. i never trusted that goo, even when i was a child. both had pickles in it. that aroused my suspicions right there. i never trust condiments with pickles in them. nothing is shadier than a jar of relish. | |
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Anxiety said: R3V said: what I wonder is how the fuck he gets that hat on his head. clearly his arms don't reach.
one word: INTERNS. oh yeah. i completely forgot that a burger of his political stature would have minions for that sort of thing "Try to remember how you used to feel about me
and think about how you're treating me now. Then try to reconcile them, if you can. But you don't even remember, do you?" | |
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what an awesome thread Receiving transmission from David Bowie's nipple antenna. Do you read me Lieutenant Bowie, I said do you read me...Lieutenant Bowie | |
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