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A Woman Goes To Her Boyfriend's Parents' House For Dinner This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very
nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty fart. It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poof. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing under the woman's chair, and said in a rather stern voice, 'Skippy!'. The woman thought, 'This is great!' and a big smile came across her face. A couple of minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate. She let out a much louder and longer rrrrrip.. ! The father again looked at the dog and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy!' Once again the woman smiled and thought 'Yes!' A few minutes later the woman had to let another rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let a fart rip that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Once again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, 'Dammit Skippy, get away from her, before she sh*ts on you!' 
 damn!!! An actual good joke!!!
yeah, pill's on a roll  | |
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 It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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  With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Thanks, Funkpill
Happy Friday to All   | |
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Good Friday to you all..... hope you have lots fun this weekend! 
You especially pill. | |
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Thx Funkpill, way better that the ATM buttcheeks. | |
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eeew
love it, funk! happy friday![...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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That's what her nasty ass get's!  surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Hilarious! | |
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 seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before  | |
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"Eeee vuz a goood man. Eeee vuz a flatulent man..." | |
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LMAO!!! "When words fail, music speaks..." --- Shakespeare | |
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 happy friday funky!!   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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