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Before & After Marriage Before Marriage
John: At Last, I can't hardly wait Jane: Do you want me to leave? John: NO!! Don't even think about it Jane: Do you love me? John: Of course!! Always have and always will Jane: Have you ever cheated on me? John: NO!! Why are you even asking? Jane: Will you kiss me? John: Every chance I get Jane: Will you hit me? John: Hell No!! Are you crazy? Jane: Can I trust you? John: Yes Jane: Darling!!! Now After Marriage Read from the bottom, back to the top.. | |
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you are not right | |
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[Edited 5/15/08 15:09pm] Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die ......... | |
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[Edited 5/15/08 15:09pm] Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die ......... | |
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OMG you hate civilization! Quick Mach, close down the thread, he's challenging marriage!
:hysterics: 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: OMG you hate civilization! Quick Mach, close down the thread, he's challenging marriage!
:hysterics: I'm just the P&R Mod baby See why ? GD is full a weirdos | |
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This is so nutty. | |
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funkpill said: Before Marriage
John: At Last, I can't hardly wait Jane: Do you want me to leave? John: NO!! Don't even think about it Jane: Do you love me? John: Of course!! Always have and always will Jane: Have you ever cheated on me? John: NO!! Why are you even asking? Jane: Will you kiss me? John: Every chance I get Jane: Will you hit me? John: Hell No!! Are you crazy? Jane: Can I trust you? John: Yes Jane: Darling!!! Now After Marriage Read from the bottom, back to the top.. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Life.....or is this death? | |
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redpumps said: sounds so, much like today's truth.
from right 2 left.....for those that ware their each shoes on the wrong foot, calling it the right. My socks are much like yesterday's beans. One hole, one stank, to rule them all. ... The Normal Whores Club | |
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I think I'm going to stay single. | |
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[Edited 5/15/08 15:11pm] Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die ......... | |
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Graycap23 said: Life.....or is this death?
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all i can do is shake my head. | |
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See i am still reading them. With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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FunkMistress said: redpumps said: sounds so, much like today's truth.
from right 2 left.....for those that ware their each shoes on the wrong foot, calling it the right. My socks are much like yesterday's beans. One hole, one stank, to rule them all. ... i'm so glad you're posting again. seriously. | |
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Love it. | |
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Marriage: When a man stops disappointing a lot of women and focuses on disappointing just one woman. | |
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very clever. | |
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Before marriage if you accidentally walk into a pole, your lover will say, "Oh, honey, are you ok?"
After marriage it is, "Watch where your dumb ass is going." I heard that joke a long time ago. | |
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1sexymf said: Marriage: When a man stops disappointing a lot of women and focuses on disappointing just one woman.
Marriage : A woman's chance to ruin a good man just like her mother did. I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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evenstar3 said: FunkMistress said: My socks are much like yesterday's beans. One hole, one stank, to rule them all. ... i'm so glad you're posting again. seriously. and U seem to have a seriuos issue too! but U know that already peace [Edited 5/15/08 16:03pm] Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die ......... | |
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There is the humor site about life after marriage: http://BeforeAndAfterMarriage.com So funny! Here is the picture from that site: How women change after marriage [Edited 5/21/08 6:57am] | |
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