Is your man a good/bad man but a dog, sniffing to hump and just want to eat what you cook?

Look people, I had a friend come by this weekend. There were no kids around and all I could do was touch her ass. Everytime she walked by, I touched it. I sniffed her neck for sex. She cooked Friday, Saturday, and Sunday...I ate but I was just a plain dog. I was nice but damnyum.

I know women look at us like we're crazy sometimes but I noticed this weekend, I was tentive because I wanted something...a dog. Woof! Woof!

Is your partner a dog?
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MY man be a VERY GOOD MAN and I LOVE the Dog in him brings out the BITCH in me

~dances the atomic dog ~

bow wow wow yippy yo yippy YAY !!!

Mach said:

Yup...yup...sniffing all on you. Yes ma'am! All men are dogs! I don't care if we're good dogs, bad dogs or just don't give a witty shit dog!

I have an Aussie and he sniffs every female that comes to the house. My friend told me that ya'll just alike...just alike. You don't care where you put your noses. You just sniff!
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God men are assholes.

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AlienX2050 said:

Okay that was better before the added edit


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Mach said:

C'mon Mach! You love your man but you know you bring the woof woof out him!
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Stymie said:

Just use and abuse those types, I say!

AlienX2050 said:

Oh yes

I know

Damn good thing to

My dogs love my cookin'

JustErin said:

Those men we call "asshole dogs." They dwell on the org...jackasses. Hell, I'm a jackass at times. I have to make up for it though. If I don't, I can't get no hump! Hump!

I just sniff, eat, sleep and bring the food home. When there's no meat,I get the bone!

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shanti0608 said:

mdiver is good. I've witnessed this first hand.

But the verdict is still out on whether he's a dog sniffing to hump.

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Imago said:

Dogs want the hump!

I don't care if you're straight or gay...one, two...hell one of you is the dog!