I've been doing a lot of thinking tonight about Mayor MacCheese.

Do you realize this is a man who holds political office, yet at the same time he has a slice of cheese permanently lodged in his mouth? For all I know, he has cheese for a tongue. Would you vote for a mayoral candidate who had a tongue made of cheese? I think I know what my answer to that question would be.

Anyway, I don't want this thread to end up in P&R, so I'll change the tone a little bit.

I also tried to imagine what an x-ray of Mayor MacCheese's skull would look like. Does he have a skull? Or is it just bun, meat and cheese? He clearly has eyeballs. If he does not have a skull, does that mean he is something other than mammal?

Where does a hamburgerhead go to buy hats like that?








And okay, I'll go there: What must Mayor MacCheese look like...you know...naked?

This is stupid.

Brilliant.

Imago said:

the authority has spoken.

What are those growths on his face?

CarrieMpls said:

i believe they are cheekal goiters. or perhaps boils.

Anxiety said:

If you lance them, would cheese come out?

BLEH!!

atleast Mayor MacCheese is a recognizable entity...


what the fuck is Grimace???

roodboi said:

And where is that kid touching Grimace???

now i want a cheeseburger. this forum is evil.

CarrieMpls said:

probably that crap sauce that they put in big macs. i always thought it was tartar sauce + ketchup. in actuality, it's probably just maccheese pus.

Anxiety said:

It'a actually thousand island dressing.


Which just may be ketchup and tarter sauce.

poo-pooh.
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CarrieMpls said:

it is something like that, I used to work in the cafeteria for a short time in high school and it was some mixture of condiments like that.

horatio said:

"Thousand Island dressing is a salad dressing (a variant of Russian dressing), commonly made of mayonnaise, ketchup, and a mixture of finely chopped vegetables, most often pickles, onions, bell peppers, and/or green olives; chopped hard-boiled egg is also common. Essentially, it is a mixture of ketchup and tartar sauce."

Well, what do you know? I never even thought about it.

okay you guys are grossin me out

Brownsugar said:

i know, the cheese boils were making my stomach hurt

R3V said:

now you listen to me:

I GIVE UNTIL IT HURTS up in this bitch.

now choose your words with care before i stickify this crap.

I CAN DO THAT, YOU KNOW.

horatio said:

fried cheese boils

in a basket with onion rings and a big root beer float

Tread carefully people! I'm itching to report the slightest violation of ANY org rules I can think of on this thread!

what I wonder is how the fuck he gets that hat on his head. clearly his arms don't reach.

Imago said:

well, we knew you were itching. that much is always a given.

Anxiety said:

you dirty baker!

Anxiety said:

oh my god, i have the hugest zit under my chin right now from shaving too quickly and a hair getting infected. it's so embarrassing. it would be totally worth it if there was fried cheese in there, though.

Anxiety said:

R3V said:

one word: INTERNS.

CarrieMpls said:

it makes absolutely perfect sense. i never trusted that goo, even when i was a child. both had pickles in it. that aroused my suspicions right there. i never trust condiments with pickles in them. nothing is shadier than a jar of relish.

Anxiety said:

oh yeah. i completely forgot that a burger of his political stature would have minions for that sort of thing

what an awesome thread