OK, talk about retarded moments....

so this is back before I had my apendix removed and I was sick and I knew I was sick but I didn't know what from and 2 trips to the doctors did not yield any diagnosis. Anyway over the course of the 5 years that I had recurring apendicitis I restricted my diet due to so many things making me sick to my stomach. One of those things was sugar. I stopped eating sugar and sweets altogether. Since diabetes runs in my family I thought that maybe my sensitivity to sugar could be from diabetes.

So I went to lunch one day and bought this giant Chinese Chicken Salad from Claim Jumper. It literally comes in a gigantic bowl and probably is meant for like 15 people So they gave me 2 dressings and I poured both of them in there and then went. to. town!. So I'm like 2/3s finished with the salad and one of the ladies comes in and starts commenting on how huge the salad is and where do I put all that food and how do I stay so skinny and then she says to another co-worker: As much sugar as they put in that dressing, you might as well just staple 2 phone books to my thighs if I ate that

Me:

I had no idea there was any sugar in the peanut dressing and I start to freak out cuz I ate like half a gallon of dressing with my salad So I go back to my desk and I'm on the verge of having a panic attack and I have my headphones on and all of a sudden my hearing starts to fail and I'm thinking OMG I am going into a diabetic coma! and then I look down and notice that the batteries on my headphones were dying and that is the reason why the sound went out and I couldn't hear my music

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[Edited 5/20/08 18:29pm]

OK, talk about retarded moments....

so this is back before I had my apendix removed and I was sick and I knew I was sick but I didn't know what from and 2 trips to the doctors did not yield any diagnosis. Anyway over the course of the 5 years that I had recurring apendicitis I restricted my diet due to so many things making me sick to my stomach. One of those things was sugar. I stopped eating sugar and sweets altogether. Since diabetes runs in my family I thought that maybe my sensitivity to sugar could be from diabetes.

So I went to lunch one day and bought this giant Chinese Chicken Salad from Claim Jumper. It literally comes in a gigantic bowl and probably is meant for like 15 people So they gave me 2 dressings and I poured both of them in there and then went. to. town!. So I'm like 2/3s finished with the salad and one of the ladies comes in and starts commenting on how huge the salad is and where do I put all that food and how do I stay so skinny and then she says to another co-worker: As much sugar as they put in that dressing, you might as well just staple 2 phone books to my thighs if I ate that

Me:

I had no idea there was any sugar in the peanut dressing and I start to freak out cuz I ate like half a gallon of dressing with my salad So I go back to my desk and I'm on the verge of having a panic attack and I have my headphones on and all of a sudden my hearing starts to fail and I'm thinking OMG I am going into a diabetic coma! and then I look down and notice that the batteries on my headphones were dying and that is the reason why the sound went out and I couldn't hear my music

.