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Thread started 05/05/08 9:54am

funkpill

Before & After Marriage

Before Marriage


John: At Last, I can't hardly wait

Jane: Do you want me to leave?

John: NO!! Don't even think about it

Jane: Do you love me?

John: Of course!! Always have and always will

Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?

John: NO!! Why are you even asking?

Jane: Will you kiss me?

John: Every chance I get

Jane: Will you hit me?

John: Hell No!! Are you crazy?

Jane: Can I trust you?

John: Yes

Jane: Darling!!!



Now After Marriage


Read from the bottom, back to the top.. confused
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Reply #1 posted 05/05/08 9:57am

Mach

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you are not right lol
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Reply #2 posted 05/05/08 9:58am

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yes
[Edited 5/15/08 15:09pm]
Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die .........yes
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Reply #3 posted 05/05/08 9:59am

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[Edited 5/15/08 15:09pm]
Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die .........yes
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Reply #4 posted 05/05/08 9:59am

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OMG you hate civilization! omfg Quick Mach, close down the thread, he's challenging marriage! disbelief

:hysterics:
2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740
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Reply #5 posted 05/05/08 10:03am

Mach

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

OMG you hate civilization! omfg Quick Mach, close down the thread, he's challenging marriage! disbelief

:hysterics:



I'm just the P&R Mod baby whip

mr.green


eek

See why ?

GD is full a weirdos nod
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Reply #6 posted 05/05/08 10:07am

morningsong

lol This is so nutty.
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Reply #7 posted 05/05/08 10:30am

FunkMistress

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funkpill said:

Before Marriage


John: At Last, I can't hardly wait

Jane: Do you want me to leave?

John: NO!! Don't even think about it

Jane: Do you love me?

John: Of course!! Always have and always will

Jane: Have you ever cheated on me?

John: NO!! Why are you even asking?

Jane: Will you kiss me?

John: Every chance I get

Jane: Will you hit me?

John: Hell No!! Are you crazy?

Jane: Can I trust you?

John: Yes

Jane: Darling!!!



Now After Marriage


Read from the bottom, back to the top.. confused


falloff
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.
The Normal Whores Club
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Reply #8 posted 05/05/08 10:35am

Graycap23

Life.....or is this death?
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Reply #9 posted 05/05/08 10:37am

FunkMistress

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redpumps said:

sounds so, much like today's truth.
from right 2 left.....for those that ware their each shoes on the wrong foot, calling it the right.


yes

My socks are much like yesterday's beans. wildsign One hole, one stank, to rule them all. rose

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CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.
The Normal Whores Club
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Reply #10 posted 05/05/08 10:57am

TonyVanDam

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I think I'm going to stay single.
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Reply #11 posted 05/05/08 12:47pm

redpumps

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yes
[Edited 5/15/08 15:11pm]
Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die .........yes
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Reply #12 posted 05/06/08 10:20pm

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Graycap23 said:

Life.....or is this death?

lol
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Reply #13 posted 05/06/08 10:50pm

KidaSaurusRx

all i can do is shake my head. lol
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Reply #14 posted 05/06/08 10:54pm

Ocean

falloff
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Reply #15 posted 05/07/08 12:50am

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giggleSee i am still reading them.lol
With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A....
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Reply #16 posted 05/07/08 12:51am

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FunkMistress said:

redpumps said:

sounds so, much like today's truth.
from right 2 left.....for those that ware their each shoes on the wrong foot, calling it the right.


yes

My socks are much like yesterday's beans. wildsign One hole, one stank, to rule them all. rose

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falloff

i'm so glad you're posting again. seriously.
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Reply #17 posted 05/07/08 2:55am

ZombieKitten

bawl
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Reply #18 posted 05/07/08 4:13am

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falloff Love it.
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Reply #19 posted 05/07/08 6:48am

1sexymf

Marriage: When a man stops disappointing a lot of women and focuses on disappointing just one woman. razz
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Reply #20 posted 05/07/08 7:34am

coolcat

very clever. smile
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Reply #21 posted 05/07/08 8:46am

jbchavez

Before marriage if you accidentally walk into a pole, your lover will say, "Oh, honey, are you ok?"

After marriage it is, "Watch where your dumb ass is going."


I heard that joke a long time ago.
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Reply #22 posted 05/07/08 10:56am

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1sexymf said:

Marriage: When a man stops disappointing a lot of women and focuses on disappointing just one woman. razz

Marriage : A woman's chance to ruin a good man just like her mother did.
I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired!
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Reply #23 posted 05/15/08 3:11pm

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evenstar3 said:

FunkMistress said:



yes

My socks are much like yesterday's beans. wildsign One hole, one stank, to rule them all. rose

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falloff

i'm so glad you're posting again. seriously.


and
U seem to have a seriuos issue too! but U know that already peace yes
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Smiling Makes Joy Come Alive........and Joy can never die .........yes
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Reply #24 posted 05/21/08 6:54am

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lol lol
There is the humor site about life after marriage: http://BeforeAndAfterMarriage.com
So funny!

Here is the picture from that site: How women change after marriage


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