Saturday I was out at the bars after pride and there were these 2 girls who were dancing sexy with each other and as I walked past, I was grabbed like a little fly buzzing past the spider's lair so I grind a couple times just to get them happy so I could go piss and they wanted to introduce me to their friend.

Girl:

This is Julian

Me:

(to Julian) Do you want to play "This is Your Life"?

Julian:

OMG I remember that show! These girls probably have no idea what it is (he was right)

Me

You used to date Royanna Hohl

Julian:

Richard?! Is that you?! OMG I didn't recognize you




My best friend growing up had dated him for a little while and we were talking about old times and he asked why we were mortal enemies. I was like We were!? He said Yeah, we hated each other, remember?

I told him that I never hated him, ever. He was like this I think some rivalry must have been cultivated between the two of us but I never bit the bait and didn't care that he was dating my friend. Obviously he bit the bait. I had no idea there was ever bad feelings or anything like that because we never ever fought. I just thought it was bizarre that I was considered his mortal enemy when I never had any clue anything of the sort was even happening! Wow!

Has this ever happened to you?

All the time like the Twilight Zone!!

Like duh, thats happend 2 me alot! I'ts called backstabbing or the slang 2faced.

That sounds very familiar....yeah that happend to me.....I think the other person was....YOU SUPA!!!!

You hated me and I had no idea .

Sowhat said:

OMFG you are right! You never even fought with me either But at least I was man enough to apologize to you for being mean

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That's Ok...I don't ever really remember you being mean anyway . And thank you for being man enough to appologize.

In the tenth grade, some dude jumped me and we got in a fight. Of course, we got sent to the principal's office, and I said, "Dude - why did you jump me?" He said someone told him I'd called him a pussy, which was untrue.

He still wanted to fight, and of course he wanted to do it in front of all his friends at school. I asked my Dad what I ought to do, and my Dad's fantastic advice was:

Tell him that you and him would get in your car, drive off alone to a vacant lot, and fight until someone said "uncle". Then, you'd both drive back to school.

Dad was right: This dude didn't want to fight, he just wanted the pub. I called him out in front of his friends and said, "Let's get in my car and go settle this". He hemmed and hawed, and we became good friends after that.

Sowhat said:

See, I didn't campaign against you or try to destroy you. I just realized one day that I had a bitchy moment, and I know I did cuz I remember seeing your screenname and vomitting ..... and then I eventually realized that I had pegged the wrong person and you weren't who I thought you were. I guess i was like you then back all those years ago, clueless to the war

Yeah, my good friend Monique and I couldn't STAND each other in jr. high/high school. One day when I was a young adult, I went to get my hair cut and the owner of the shop said, "U can sit in Monique's chair." I did, not thinking about that chick from high school....

With a pair of scissors in her hand, she said, "Isn't it funny how we didn't like each other in high school?" I ALMOST DIED! We started talking while she did my hair and it turns out we had no idea why we didn't like each other- or that we actually had a REAL beef.
It turns out she gave me the best haircut ever, and now she's the only one I go to, and we're really good friends.