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20 worse things to say at a job interview.. .
1. "so just how thorough are your criminal record checks?"  Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted?  ...was it u?  | |
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2. What time is lunch? | |
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3. "whats your company policy on crack cocaine?" Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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4. are there sharps bins provided in the lavatories? | |
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4. "Are there any loose girls in the office" Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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"The tourettes is under control now though...pig, fuck, ass ass ass"  Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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...The reason I left my last job? My boss didn't know what he was doing. Idiot! | |
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"who is that? she sure is ugly!" (pic of bosses wife on desk) | |
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I hope the work isn't too messy, I just got my nails done. | |
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Have I ever lied before?.....
Uh, nope. | |
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INTERVIEWER:....Our company prides itself in employee loyalty and...
APPLICANT:.....Wait, how much would I get paid? | |
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Family Guy...
"So where do you see yourself in 5 years, Peter" Peter thinking : *dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife* Peter looks around for something to say, spots picture on desk : Uh...doing...your son?  | |
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Hey, is that a toupe? | |
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About me... I like to party on the weekends, so if you call, I won't be "AVAILABLE". | |
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Well, after this happening to someone I met through a friend the day it happened to her....the worst thing to say at a job interview when asked what ure hobbies are is...
" Well, I'm into BDS&M " Its no joke...this woman is a Domanatrix and she straight up told them  PRINCE IS WATCHING U  " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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My weaknesses are, my knees.
My strengths are, even though my bosses are always idiots, I make the best with what I got.  | |
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and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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purplesweat said: Family Guy...
"So where do you see yourself in 5 years, Peter" Peter thinking : *dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife* Peter looks around for something to say, spots picture on desk : Uh...doing...your son?  Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted? ...was it u? | |
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you are sitting in my chair. | |
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WHAT POLICY ON BATHROOM BREAK AND DO EMPLOYEE HAVE TO GO TO BATHROOM TO USE THEM P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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wildgoldenhoney said: My weaknesses are, my knees.
My strengths are, even though my bosses are always idiots, I make the best with what I got. U know Wild it might not be a good idea to say ure weakness is ure knees....just think about that for a moment PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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purplesweat said: Family Guy...
"So where do you see yourself in 5 years, Peter" Peter thinking : *dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife* Peter looks around for something to say, spots picture on desk : Uh...doing...your son? It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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chillichocaholic said: Well, after this happening to someone I met through a friend the day it happened to her....the worst thing to say at a job interview when asked what ure hobbies are is...
" Well, I'm into BDS&M " Its no joke...this woman is a Domanatrix and she straight up told them I'd hire her It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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FuNkeNsteiN said: chillichocaholic said: Well, after this happening to someone I met through a friend the day it happened to her....the worst thing to say at a job interview when asked what ure hobbies are is...
" Well, I'm into BDS&M " Its no joke...this woman is a Domanatrix and she straight up told them I'd hire her I Bet U would...I'll let her know
Actually she was really upset about the whole thing and it might make her laugh PRINCE IS WATCHING U " When an Artist Creates, whatever they create belongs to society"
U can't polish a turd.. but u can roll it in glitter In my Profile Pic | |
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"Sorry man, i think i just sharted on your chair!" | |
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mdiver said: "Sorry man, i think i just sharted on your chair!"
ewwwww seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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purplesweat said: Family Guy...
"So where do you see yourself in 5 years, Peter" Peter thinking : *dont say doing your wife, dont say doing your wife* Peter looks around for something to say, spots picture on desk : Uh...doing...your son? EXACTLY what i was thinking. | |
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Are those real???
In lieu of casual Friday, I suggest pant less Thursdays!!! I'm not really good with deadlines, but the cocaine helps!!! Man, how 'bout the rack on that receptionist!! She's your daughter??? Is she single??? JERKIN' EVERYTHING IN SIGHT!!!!! | |
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chillichocaholic said: FuNkeNsteiN said: I'd hire her I Bet U would...I'll let her know
Actually she was really upset about the whole thing and it might make her laugh 
It is not known why FuNkeNsteiN capitalizes his name as he does, though some speculate sunlight deficiency caused by the most pimpified white guy afro in Nordic history.
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chillichocaholic said: wildgoldenhoney said: My weaknesses are, my knees.
My strengths are, even though my bosses are always idiots, I make the best with what I got. U know Wild it might not be a good idea to say ure weakness is ure knees....just think about that for a moment | |
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