NDRU said:

I do have low blood pressure to begin with, maybe that has something to do with it. I just assumed everyone's body responded the same...right down to the ear ringing. Or maybe it's more like a buzzing. I dunno but my ears are weird afterwards.

JustErin said:

me too. mine don't really ring though, it's more of a dull thudding which is just being able to hear my pulse, i guess?

JustErin said:

me too. mine don't really ring though, it's more of a dull thudding which is just being able to hear my pulse, i guess?

NDRU said:

I do have low blood pressure to begin with, maybe that has something to do with it. I just assumed everyone's body responded the same...right down to the ear ringing. Or maybe it's more like a buzzing. I dunno but my ears are weird afterwards.

JustErin said:

I have very low blood pressure, but my ears don't react in any way.
But I agree about the resting a bit part .

Serious said:

So, I guess I am just a weirdo then.

CarrieMpls said:

I used to make an ex-girlfriend cum about half a dozen times during lengthy cunnilingus sessions, after which she would fall into a kind of coma for about an hour.

TMI?

evenstar3 said:

No, that is Ben skull fucking your ear

CarrieMpls said:

I used to make an ex-girlfriend cum about half a dozen times during lengthy cunnilingus sessions, after which she would fall into a kind of coma for about an hour.

TMI?

my mistake as a woman is having sex anyway. Men are just no fucking good at it anyway. They should just be honoured they are getting it anyway, cheeky bastards. Fancy thinking that women have to be grateful for small mercies!

blueblossom said:

Stymie said:

wooo hoooo.....right back attya...

(too many anyways in that monologue ....but anyway.....fuck men, five mins of shoving it in and pulling it out and they want the bloody world to revolve around them!)
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What about the 10 SEX mistakes that Men Make?

blueblossom said:

you two just have to find the right guy.

shanti0608 said:

What mistakes? we don't make any mistakes.

ArielB said:

Well that there is your first mistake my friend.




Just kidding.

We all make mistakes.

shanti0608 said:

it just seems that men make more though...hee hee hee!!!!! (just joking)

my mistake as a woman is having sex anyway. Men are just no fucking good at it anyway. They should just be honoured they are getting it anyway, cheeky bastards. Fancy thinking that women have to be grateful for small mercies!

shanti0608 said:

it just seems that men make more though...hee hee hee!!!!! (just joking)

I know one big mistake women make is not giving their man head because they are afraid and aren't willing to learn while turning their nose up at women (like myself ) who loves to tear the dick up!!! I love to go down on men, it's my specialty!!!

Another is lack of creativity. Okay so you aren't an anal woman, that's a given, but think of something creative and don't be afraid to try it. You have to have an open minded man to do this. For example Ladies, try this:

1. Make sure he is either butt naked or his pants are pulled down and his shirt is off or lifted up.
2. Give your man a nice sexy smooth back massage.
3. Massage EVERYTHING, his back, shoulders, neck, butt cheeks, and upper thighs.
4. Massage for 10-15 min.
5. Take your tongue and start licking his ears.
6. Then make your way with your tongue down his back and go up and down SLOWLY.
7. Next, start sliding your tongue down his butt cheeks and keep it there.
8. Lick in a circular motion in the middle and on the side of his butt cheeks.
9. Take your tongue and lick the crack (I prefer just the beginning of the butt crack)
10. Continue on for another 20 minutes.
11. His dick will be rock hard and ready to go!!!
12. Smack it up, flip it, rub it down...oh nooooo!!!!
Cum will be everywhere, guarantee you!!!

And while we are on the subject. I do have one question about riding dick. Now my last boyfriend wanted me to hop up and down on the dick, but thats hard as shit. Aren't I suppose to rock it, instead of hop it? Can a female give me some insight on this? I would like to master the practice. Thanks.
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I know one big mistake women make is not giving their man head because they are afraid and aren't willing to learn while turning their nose up at women (like myself ) who loves to tear the dick up!!! I love to go down on men, it's my specialty!!!

Another is lack of creativity. Okay so you aren't an anal woman, that's a given, but think of something creative and don't be afraid to try it. You have to have an open minded man to do this. For example Ladies, try this:

1. Make sure he is either butt naked or his pants are pulled down and his shirt is off or lifted up.
2. Give your man a nice sexy smooth back massage.
3. Massage EVERYTHING, his back, shoulders, neck, butt cheeks, and upper thighs.
4. Massage for 10-15 min.
5. Take your tongue and start licking his ears.
6. Then make your way with your tongue down his back and go up and down SLOWLY.
7. Next, start sliding your tongue down his butt cheeks and keep it there.
8. Lick in a circular motion in the middle and on the side of his butt cheeks.
9. Take your tongue and lick the crack (I prefer just the beginning of the butt crack)
10. Continue on for another 20 minutes.
11. His dick will be rock hard and ready to go!!!
12. Smack it up, flip it, rub it down...oh nooooo!!!!
Cum will be everywhere, guarantee you!!!

And while we are on the subject. I do have one question about riding dick. Now my last boyfriend wanted me to hop up and down on the dick, but thats hard as shit. Aren't I suppose to rock it, instead of hop it? Can a female give me some insight on this? I would like to master the practice. Thanks.
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And one sex mistake MEN make is:

Moving too damn much while you are getting your dick sucked. I mean just stay as still as you can. There's no need in moving my head around so you can actually see the dick in my mouth, there's no need in you moving your legs around because I have you positioned right where I want you. This is my fuckin' show, all you have to do is sit there and enjoy the performance!

Oh and the dirty talk, you can't do too much of that either. Do you really want me to bust out laughing on your dick? That can be a health hazard. Choking laughing on dicks aren't fun.
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missfee said:

Guys love to watch and I am more than happy to let them and make eye contact now and then.

Guys love to watch and I am more than happy to let them and make eye contact now and then.

JustErin said:

If you would make eye contact with me I would slap the cum out of your mouth. You don't look at me unless I tell you to.

JustErin said:

If you would make eye contact with me I would slap the cum out of your mouth. You don't look at me unless I tell you to.

1. Thinking that foreplay starts in the sack. The timer for enticing does not start once you hit the sheets. Your pre-game show is best approached as an all day affair. Women love to be wooed. Sex is a head game — in more ways than one — and women want to know you can’t get them out of your mind. We love knowing that we are desired.

Men, whether your plan is to “get some,” rev up her engine or bring her to fast orgasm, your strategy should begin long before you enter the bedroom.

This isn’t necessarily because women need a lot of time to get warmed up. Given that a couple of my girlfriends can attain an orgasm in a minute or two, at least by themselves, my sense is that the "statistic" that women need an average 20 minutes of foreplay before penetration tends to be overused.


I like this one.

Someone started revving up my engines first thing this morning just by a text. Now I have been getting warmed up all day.