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HARRISBURG, Pa. — An airline pilot was found hiding behind a shed wearing only flip-flops and a wristwatch as a nighttime romp in the woods with a flight attendant ended with both under arrest, police said.

Jeffrey Paul Bradford, 24, and Adrianna Grace Connor, 24, both employees of Pinnacle Airlines Inc., were at a diner on the outskirts of Harrisburg on Sunday night before they apparently decided to walk into the woods, police said.

"They told the officer they wanted to go do it in the woods, essentially," said Lower Swatara Township police Sgt. Richard Brandt. "That's the best answer they had."

The two somehow became separated, and people who live in the neighborhood summoned police around 9:30 p.m., saying they had seen a naked man and an intoxicated woman.

A helicopter with heat-seeking equipment was called in, and Bradford was discovered hiding behind a shed shortly before midnight.

Bradford, of Pittsburgh, was charged with indecent exposure, public drunkenness and other offenses. Connor, of Belleville, Mich., was charged with theft from a motor vehicle, public drunkenness and other offenses; police said she took a flashlight from a neighbor's vehicle.

A spokesman for the Memphis, Tenn., airline said the two were suspended while the company investigates.

The office of District Justice Michael John Smith, where Bradford and Connor were arraigned, said they were not represented by lawyers. Telephone listings for them could not be located by The Associated Press.

a HELICOPTER!!!!!
that is the silliest thing I ever heard

ZombieKitten said:

oh its you.....scuse me

jonylawson said:

ZombieKitten said:

Naked

He was wearing flip flops, for Christ's sake

If they needed heat-seeking equipment to find them...then what was the problem with them being out there in the first place - clearly no-one was watching them!

Like, who's the real perv?

If they used heat seeking equipment they must have homed in on his bell end

rocknrolldave said:

exactly!!!! like I don't think they were really bothering anyone, this would NEVER happen in europe, well according to all the movies I see on SBS, everyone over there is always in a meadow or a wood somewhere.

ZombieKitten said:

some people even their own gardens

mdiver said:

I think that would be EVERYBODY that has a garden, although in the USA people next door would report them probably

mdiver said:

*notetoselfdonoteatsaladatphilandvals*

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

!!!!!

PANDURITO said:

rocknrolldave said:

Theres the answer to your question PANDURITO! THE COPS ARE PERVS

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Pre mayonnaised

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Pre mayonnaised

The neighbors are just jealous perverts. It's a sad day when peeps can't get freaky in a dark forest. But then again, I guess intoxication led to them getting caught. Drunk people sometimes make a lotta noise.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Oh you WILL eat my salads...they are yummie!

shanti0608 said:

rocknrolldave said:

That was the problem. Somebody clearly should have been watching 24 year old Ardianna Grace Conner get did!

mdiver said:

Tossing salad is one of my specialties.....but that's another thread.

mdiver said:

As long as it's not Miracle Whip...

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

she like s that

mdiver said:

shanti0608 said:

sorry

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Mayo tastes too much like eggs to me.

shanti0608 said:

That's okay I use mustard anyways.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

mustard Now we are talking!!!!

Nudist are prosecuted in the US?

Wow.

I mean, who hasn't had a naked romp in the woods, jeez!