Will i win the lottery?

Heavenly said:

As the Tribe Called Quest so eloquently put it..
Yes you can.

4LOVE said:

Only if you pick the right numbers.

Why do poor people smell of sour milk?

BorisFishpaw said:

I disagree. You can NEVER have too much enchilada sauce.

YUM.

You Rock!

BorisFishpaw said:[quote]Supernova said:[quote]
Is it hunger or gluttonous that makes people think they're hungry an hour after eating Chinese food?
It's your stomach. Chinese food tastes so nice that your stomach can't get enough, and lies to your brain to try and get you to eat some more



Why is Debbie Harry's version of "Liar, Liar" better than the original?
Coz Debbie Harry rocks... even when she is on something



Why is it obvious that German Shepherds and Golden Retrievers are the best dogs in the entire world?
Shhh...do you wanna put all the other dogs out of work?

Well...yeah.

Why is Robin Quivers as dumb as a bag of rocks?
I know some rocks that would object to that statement!

I apologize to all the rocks out there. There was just no excuse for my comparison and the way I attached Robin Quivers around their necks like an albatross. It was uncalled for, she is an idiot dumbass, and I'm ashamed.

i'd like to teach the world to sing, in perfect harmony

but every time i call rehearsal the fucking GOP start blowing things up, drowning out our joyous voices.

any suggestions?

(happy happy joy joy joy)

XxAxX said:

Invite the GOP round first to do backing vocals, then lock them in the broom cupboard and throw away the key.

VinaBlue said:

Cool! the 'Ask Dr. Stupid' titles...

Thank You!

(and you're right about the enchilada sauce! I take that one back.)
[This message was edited Wed Nov 6 14:10:23 PST 2002 by BorisFishpaw]

BorisFishpaw said:

ummm...actually, that was my question. and thank you for answering

EricCartman said:

This is the fault of President Nixon.

In 1970, Nixon and some of his scientific advisors thought they had found a solution to the giant U.S. milk surplus. It was discovered that milk made an ideal insulation substance once it had congealed. Another problem at the time was the massive national welfare heating bill. So in an effort to kill two birds with one stone, he started the 'BS-LIP Service' (Bovine Surplus - Lactose Insulation Project).

With the best of intentions, billions of gallons of out-of-date milk was pumped into the cavity walls & lofts of some of the poorest homes in the country. Unfortunately, one insy-weensy tiny side-effect of this procedure had been overlooked...the fact that the new insulation smelled like a used daiper left out in the sun for 2 days.

Needless to say the whole project was aborted and hushed up. If these events had come to light at the time, perhaps we wouldh've had a 'Milkgate' and Nixon would never have served his second term.

What is "just around the corner"?

Is your name really Boris? And what the hell is a Fishpaw anyway?

EricCartman said:

Usually Ingrid Chavez, having a quick smoke and a burrito while Prince isn't looking.

EricCartman said:

Now that would just ruin the magic now wouldn't it.
It'd be like finding out Santa Claus' real name is Dwight.
Or the tooth fairy was Eric Cartman.

If you're really really old, and you feel yourself dying, if you jump up and shake around and do jumping jacks, can you stay alive?

And if so, can you stay alive forever that way? Just running around and throwing yourself into things?

INSATIABLE said:

(jumping around)
(shaking wildly)

Why doesn't every kernel of popcorn pop in the microwave?

JC said:

I honestly used to think about it when I was a kid. I figured, "I'll just keep moving my body so it won't ever be able to stop!"

>>> <<<

INSATIABLE said:

You have worms!

althom said:

That's not all, big boy.

INSATIABLE said:

Ewww!