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PrintableAerogram said: BorisFishpaw said: Aerogram said: What is the colour that makes human beings most optimistic?
[This message was edited Sat Nov 2 13:56:12 PST 2002 by Aerogram] Anything between yellow and orange in the spectrum. (oops, I apologise profusely for the un-called for inclusion of a 'fact' in this thread...Stupidity will be resumed as soon as possible) I read somewhere it was blue. I would tend to believe that it is, based on how we feel when the sky is blue. I thik it's entirely possible we are conditioned to associate clear skies with better conditions and better days. We are more exposed to the sun and that generates hormones and vitamins, while so much of our vision field is filed with the colour blue. Blue is associated with calm, balance & well-being Orange/Amber is associated with positive expression, optimism, and ambition | |
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Supernova said: WHY the bloody friggin' hell is FRIENDS STILL on the air?!?!?!?!?!?!?
 Now that defies all rational explanation. It remains one of life's unanswered questions along with "where the hell do biros go to?" | |
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if the queen had a dick, would she be a king??? I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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00769BAD said: if the queen had a dick, would she be a king???
most queens have dicks and they arent kings "Climb in my fur." | |
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Why is Kyle's mom such a big fat bitch? "Respect mah authoritah!" | |
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EricCartman said: Why is Kyle's mom such a big fat bitch?
because... WEEELLL Kyles moms a bitch Shes a big fat bitch Shes the biggest bitch in the whole-wide world Shes a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch Shes a bitch to all the Boys and Girls! Mondays shes a bitch, and Tuesdays shes a bitch and Wednsdays through Saturdays shes a bitch, Then on Sunday Just to be different Shes a super king-kong mayor mayor BE-ATCH! Have you met my friend Kyles mom Shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world Shes a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair Shes a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch 'Cause shes a stupid bitch!! Kyles moms a bitch, and shes just a dirty bitch!! Kyles mom is a Biiitcha! | |
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Can fish swim in melted butter? | |
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BorisFishpaw said: EricCartman said: Why is Kyle's mom such a big fat bitch?
because... WEEELLL Kyles moms a bitch Shes a big fat bitch Shes the biggest bitch in the whole-wide world Shes a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch Shes a bitch to all the Boys and Girls! Mondays shes a bitch, and Tuesdays shes a bitch and Wednsdays through Saturdays shes a bitch, Then on Sunday Just to be different Shes a super king-kong mayor mayor BE-ATCH! Have you met my friend Kyles mom Shes the biggest bitch in the whole wide world Shes a mean ol' bitch and she has stupid hair Shes a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch Bitch bitch bitch bitch 'Cause shes a stupid bitch!! Kyles moms a bitch, and shes just a dirty bitch!! Kyles mom is a Biiitcha! AYYY! I wrote that, godammit! "Respect mah authoritah!" | |
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AzureStar said: Can fish swim in melted butter?
The rare Indian Lesser Spotted Ghee Fish not only swims in melted butter, but lives it's entire life in the stuff. It feeds on impurities, consequently turning the butter from opaque to clear. This is how clarified butter is made. | |
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Why do telemarketers call when I'm eating dinner? _______________________________________________________________________________________ You can hate me for who I am, cuz I won't be something that i'm not. | |
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BorisFishpaw said: AzureStar said: Can fish swim in melted butter?
The rare Indian Lesser Spotted Ghee Fish not only swims in melted butter, but lives it's entire life in the stuff. It feeds on impurities, consequently turning the butter from opaque to clear. This is how clarified butter is made. Ooooh... where can one purchase one of these fish? | |
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In a shoot out for the last living beatle, who would win Ringo or Paul? I feel pretty, that's enough | |
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AzureStar said: BorisFishpaw said: AzureStar said: Can fish swim in melted butter?
The rare Indian Lesser Spotted Ghee Fish not only swims in melted butter, but lives it's entire life in the stuff. It feeds on impurities, consequently turning the butter from opaque to clear. This is how clarified butter is made. Ooooh... where can one purchase one of these fish? They're now an endangered species, so no-ones allowed to export them out of India (though I believe you can get them on the black market, for a price) | |
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BorisFishpaw said: AzureStar said: BorisFishpaw said: AzureStar said: Can fish swim in melted butter?
The rare Indian Lesser Spotted Ghee Fish not only swims in melted butter, but lives it's entire life in the stuff. It feeds on impurities, consequently turning the butter from opaque to clear. This is how clarified butter is made. Ooooh... where can one purchase one of these fish? They're now an endangered species, so no-ones allowed to export them out of India (though I believe you can get them on the black market, for a price) Ok... is stupid really the new clever? | |
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AbucahX said: Why do telemarketers call when I'm eating dinner?
They have special detectors that can tell whether you're eating dinner, having a bath or tinkling in the toilet. Special delivery men have the same thing so that as soon as you pop out to the shops for 5 minutes, they can run round and post one of those "I'm sorry, you were out when we called, please pick your parcel up from your nearest branch...in alaska" notes thru your door. [This message was edited Sat Nov 2 18:14:41 PST 2002 by BorisFishpaw] | |
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servantsofpuas said: In a shoot out for the last living beatle, who would win Ringo or Paul?
That's a tricky one... I'd have to go for the giant galapagos stag beatle | |
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AzureStar said: Ok... is stupid really the new clever?
Definitely! also.. White is the new Black Hair is the new Hat Fish is the new Chicken and Marmosettes are in this season! (are they ever out?) | |
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BorisFishpaw said: AbucahX said: Why do telemarketers call when I'm eating dinner?
They have special detectors that can tell whether you're eating dinner, having a bath or tinkling in the toilet. Special delivery men have the same thing so that as soon as you pop out to the shops for 5 minutes, they can run round and post one of those "I'm sorry, you were out when we called, please pick your parcel up from your nearest branch...in alaska" notes thru your door. [This message was edited Sat Nov 2 18:14:41 PST 2002 by BorisFishpaw] Ah but what if you live in Alaska? Do they have a second option? I feel pretty, that's enough | |
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Can you tell me where to find a Rubik's Cube?
What's wrong with people who don't like Pecan Pie?
Is it hunger or gluttonous that makes people think they're hungry an hour after eating Chinese food? 
Why is Debbie Harry's version of "Liar, Liar" better than the original? Why is it obvious that German Shepherds and Golden Retrievers are the best dogs in the entire world? Why is everything that tastes good bad for you? What is wrong with people who don't like Seafood Gumbo?
Why is Robin Quivers as dumb as a bag of rocks? Why is a bag of rocks dumb? When is One Man Jam going to be released? 
Ugh... [This message was edited Sat Nov 2 18:18:06 PST 2002 by Supernova] This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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servantsofpuas said: BorisFishpaw said: AbucahX said: Why do telemarketers call when I'm eating dinner?
They have special detectors that can tell whether you're eating dinner, having a bath or tinkling in the toilet. Special delivery men have the same thing so that as soon as you pop out to the shops for 5 minutes, they can run round and post one of those "I'm sorry, you were out when we called, please pick your parcel up from your nearest branch...in alaska" notes thru your door. [This message was edited Sat Nov 2 18:14:41 PST 2002 by BorisFishpaw] Ah but what if you live in Alaska? Do they have a second option? If you live in Alaska, you have to pick up at the 2nd news stand on Venice beach, Miami | |
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What is an asthma-hound chihuahua? | |
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Supernova said: Can you tell me where to find a Rubik's Cube?
Not too hard to find, if you want a real challenge try finding Rubik's Beaver! What's wrong with people who don't like Pecan Pie?
People who don't like pecan pie are obviously certifiable, and should be locked up for their own protection (you'll often find that they don't like ben & jerry's either!...freaks!) Is it hunger or gluttonous that makes people think they're hungry an hour after eating Chinese food?
It's your stomach. Chinese food tastes so nice that your stomach can't get enough, and lies to your brain to try and get you to eat some more Why is Debbie Harry's version of "Liar, Liar" better than the original? Coz Debbie Harry rocks... even when she is on something Why is it obvious that German Shepherds and Golden Retrievers are the best dogs in the entire world? Shhh...do you wanna put all the other dogs out of work? Carry on blabbing like that and you'll end up with the doggie mafia round, and before you know it, you're left handcuffed at the side of the freeway with one of those plastic dog cones round your neck! Why is everything that tastes good bad for you? Mother nature is a sadist, how else do explain rocky road? What is wrong with people who don't like Seafood Gumbo?
see answer to pecan pie question Why is Robin Quivers as dumb as a bag of rocks? I know some rocks that would object to that statement! Why is a bag of rocks dumb? see above (tho most rocks do agree that granite is retarded When is One Man Jam going to be released?
It's already out (but it is exactly the same as '94 East - Symbolic Beginnings', just with the tracks in a slightly different order Ugh... [This message was edited Sat Nov 2 18:18:06 PST 2002 by Supernova] | |
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Will Episode3 be any good? and will Darth Vader be an actor in a suit or Computer Generated? | |
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AzureStar said: What is an asthma-hound chihuahua?
Kinda like a normal chihuahua, only a little more prone to stress. Often says things like "I weel Keel you!" & "you stuuupid eeediot!" | |
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Thecherryloon said: Will Episode3 be any good? and will Darth Vader be an actor in a suit or Computer Generated?
Episode 3 will be the best out of the prequels. Darth Vader will be Hayden in a suit, not CGI. | |
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Do orangutans taste orangey? | |
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Thecherryloon said: Do orangutans taste orangey?
No, they taste of chicken. | |
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y does everything taste like chicken?
i work in a call center booking flights for morons(no this is not a charity) y is it that Mr John Smith insists on spelling his name for me yet Mr Abdullah Singitallakanger will not? y is the sky blue? y do people look at me funny when i run up to them with my underwear on my head and tell them the sky is falling? y does my sister insist the word 'glew' is a real word? please help me answer some of these questions that have been bothering me for years... 'u don't have 2 b beautiful 2 turn me on...' y is this i wonder???!!! oh damn... you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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can I ask another question? | |
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lillith said: y does everything taste like chicken?
That's because by some Darwinian quirk of fate, all the animals currently residing on planet earth are all decended from a single common ancestor: the Protochickenopteryx. Since Protochickenopteryx tasted of chicken, so do all her decendant species. I suppose it would be more accurate to say that everything tastes of Protochickenopteryx. i work in a call center booking flights for morons(no this is not a charity) y is it that Mr John Smith insists on spelling his name for me yet Mr Abdullah Singitallakanger will not?
It is in the nature of people (particularly morons) to make life difficult for anyone in the customer service industry. Life's a bitch, but there you go. y is the sky blue?
The blue color of the sky is due to Rayleigh scattering. As light moves through the atmosphere, most of the longer wavelengths pass straight through. Little of the red, orange and yellow light is affected by the air. However, much of the shorter wavelength light is absorbed by the gas molecules. The absorbed blue light is then radiated in different directions. It gets scattered all around the sky. Whichever direction you look, some of this scattered blue light reaches you. Since you see the blue light from everywhere overhead, the sky looks blue. As you look closer to the horizon, the sky appears much paler in color. To reach you, the scattered blue light must pass through more air. Some of it gets scattered away again in other directions. Less blue light reaches your eyes. The color of the sky near the horizon appears paler or white. (apologies again for the totally uncalled for inclusion of an actual 'fact' in this thread) y do people look at me funny when i run up to them with my underwear on my head and tell them the sky is falling?
They probably think you have Obelixitis, as what you've described above are textbook symptoms. Interestingly enough running up to people with your underwear on your head and telling them that the sky is falling is the accepted form of formal greeting in the noble Gagagoogoo tribe of Kilimanjaro. y does my sister insist the word 'glew' is a real word?
Because she has an irrational fear of dictionaries, known as scribenpigheaditus (also extends to thesaurus's and spellchecks) please help me answer some of these questions that have been bothering me for years... [This message was edited Tue Nov 5 14:21:38 PST 2002 by BorisFishpaw] | |
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