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PrintableAaronForever said: Aerogram said: When this thread eventually becomes inactive, what will the last post say?
"pointless thread. locked." -- ben, the prince.org guy Ah surely no one would begrudge the Org GD forum a bit of laughter now and again to distract from the heated debates on race and religion and such things... | |
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ian said: rdhull said: ian said: I was wondering - Why do birds suddenly appear?
I find that it mainly happens every time you are near. Thats easy--becasue they long to be close to him. Well then... tell me why (I don't like Mondays) oh tell me why? Ian  this thread is cracking me the fuck up"Climb in my fur." | |
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Natsume said: I'm trying to write a 15 page paper that's due next Tuesday on some connection between Asia and the Holocaust. Somebody told me that Hitler, despite the fact that he thought Asians were inferior, nevertheless attempted to recruit their loyalty... or something like that. But it's all heresay and I can't find shit to back it up.
Help me, Stimpson J. Cat, as this paper is worth 100% of my grade. Desperately yours, Screwed  Hitler did attempt to recruit a number of asians to his elite bhangra division of the SS. Fortunately for us, Asha Bhosle told him where to stick his swastika, and that was that. | |
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ian said: AaronForever said: Aerogram said: When this thread eventually becomes inactive, what will the last post say?
"pointless thread. locked." -- ben, the prince.org guy Ah surely no one would begrudge the Org GD forum a bit of laughter now and again to distract from the heated debates on race and religion and such things... um..helllooo! MCFLY!! "Climb in my fur." | |
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WHY the bloody friggin' hell is FRIENDS STILL on the air?!?!?!?!?!?!? 
Ian inquired: Well then... tell me why (I don't like Mondays) oh tell me why?
"I just started shooting, that's it. I just did it for the fun of it. I just don't like Mondays...I just did it because it's a way to cheer the day up. Nobody likes Mondays."~Brenda Spencer This post not for the wimp contingent. All whiny wusses avert your eyes. | |
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rdhull said: ian said: AaronForever said: Aerogram said: When this thread eventually becomes inactive, what will the last post say?
"pointless thread. locked." -- ben, the prince.org guy Ah surely no one would begrudge the Org GD forum a bit of laughter now and again to distract from the heated debates on race and religion and such things... um..helllooo! MCFLY!! Sorry Biff, I'll have your money at recess. | |
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rdhull said: If I dance naked a ballet, will that get you off? Tell me what will.
That depends on whether we're talking Rudolph Nereyev or Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer. | |
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How about this question asked by Marvin Gaye: What's happening brother?
Indeed. What IS happening? | |
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still waiting on the answer to my booger question | |
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rdhull said: Was Carol Burnette jealous of Vicky Lawrences success with her song The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia?
Jealous? She was livid! Her great great grandmother George Burnette left that song for her in her will. | |
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Once this thread eventually dies in the arms of Morpheus, what will be the least used expression? | |
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rdhull said: please answer me this one:
how come in Stripes, Bill Murray and Harold Ramis got a heroes welcome at the end when it was their tomfoolery that caused the drama and rescue in the first place? Coz the studio changed the ending against the directors wishes. They felt the original ending, where Bill & Harold were sentenced to life for gross ineptitude was too downbeat. | |
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AaronForever said: why are boogers (for the most part) green?
That's because every night the Nose Gobblins visit everyone while they're asleep and paint them green. Boogers are naturally a pale shade of teracotta. (Why Nose Gobblins do this is still a mystery tho) | |
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Is there such a thing as a round square? | |
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Aerogram said: When this thread eventually becomes inactive, what will the last post say?
"See... I told you lilac doesn't go with hot-pink!" | |
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Aerogram said: Is there such a thing as a round square?
i guess if you have a square with sides of zero length, it is effectively a single point and thus it is round  | |
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What is the colour that makes human beings most optimistic? [This message was edited Sat Nov 2 13:56:12 PST 2002 by Aerogram] | |
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Can too much knowledge be a bad thing?? | |
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ian said: How about this question asked by Marvin Gaye: What's happening brother?
Indeed. What IS happening? This week "stuff" is mostly happening with smatterings of "shit" in the north-east and "fuck-all" in mid-west. | |
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Aerogram said: Once this thread eventually dies in the arms of Morpheus, what will be the least used expression?
"Never mix Racoons with Mantovani" | |
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Aerogram said: Is there such a thing as a round square?
Bill Gates has been working on 'Round Square 1.0' for about 7 years, unfortunately it's got more bugs than the Temple of Doom. A tentative release date of March 2004 has been mentioned, but having spoken to a member of Microsoft's 'Team Baboon' myself I'm somewhat skeptical. | |
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Aerogram said: What is the colour that makes human beings most optimistic?
[This message was edited Sat Nov 2 13:56:12 PST 2002 by Aerogram] Anything between yellow and orange in the spectrum. (oops, I apologise profusely for the un-called for inclusion of a 'fact' in this thread...Stupidity will be resumed as soon as possible) | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Aerogram said: Is there such a thing as a round square?
Bill Gates has been working on 'Round Square 1.0' for about 7 years, . Bil Gates IS a round square...yeah yeah I know nerds rule the world..but can he dance to Not Just Knee deep? "Climb in my fur." | |
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If a man becomes a woman and then a butch lesbian who dresses as a drag king, is that diversity or is that just a tad perverse? | |
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Ok, I've recently found out that babies come from the stork. but where does the stork bring them from? | |
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4LOVE said: Can too much knowledge be a bad thing??
You can never have too much knowledge, You can never have too much Porridge, You can never have too much storage either, (you can, however have too much enchilada sauce) | |
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Aerogram said: If a man becomes a woman and then a butch lesbian who dresses as a drag king, is that diversity or is that just a tad perverse?
sounds like Halloween in west Hollywood. "Climb in my fur." | |
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Aerogram said: If a man becomes a woman and then a butch lesbian who dresses as a drag king, is that diversity or is that just a tad perverse?
There is a point where 'diversity' crosses over into 'just showing off', and I think that crosses the line. | |
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BorisFishpaw said: Aerogram said: What is the colour that makes human beings most optimistic?
[This message was edited Sat Nov 2 13:56:12 PST 2002 by Aerogram] Anything between yellow and orange in the spectrum. (oops, I apologise profusely for the un-called for inclusion of a 'fact' in this thread...Stupidity will be resumed as soon as possible) I read somewhere it was blue. I would tend to believe that it is, based on how we feel when the sky is blue. I thik it's entirely possible we are conditioned to associate clear skies with better conditions and better days. We are more exposed to the sun and that generates hormones and vitamins, while so much of our vision field is filed with the colour blue. | |
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Heavenly said: Ok, I've recently found out that babies come from the stork. but where does the stork bring them from?
A small town called Placenta, just south of the Valdes peninsula in eastern Patagonia. | |
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