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I HAD SEX WITH MY CAR | |
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Queen - I'm In Love With My Car
The machine of a dream Such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin And the hub caps all gleam When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When my hands on your grease gun Oh its like a disease son Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar Such a thrill when your radials squeal Told my girl Ill have to forget her Rather buy me a new carburetor So she made tracks sayin This is the end now Cars dont talk back Theyre just four wheeled friends now When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When Im cruisin in overdrive Dont have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Im in love with my car String back gloves in my automolove This is not an exit | |
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rocknrolldave said: Queen - I'm In Love With My Car
The machine of a dream Such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin And the hub caps all gleam When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When my hands on your grease gun Oh its like a disease son Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar Such a thrill when your radials squeal Told my girl Ill have to forget her Rather buy me a new carburetor So she made tracks sayin This is the end now Cars dont talk back Theyre just four wheeled friends now When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When Im cruisin in overdrive Dont have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Im in love with my car String back gloves in my automolove Nah! ...It sounds like it was pure lust 
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Steadwood said: rocknrolldave said: Queen - I'm In Love With My Car
The machine of a dream Such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin And the hub caps all gleam When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When my hands on your grease gun Oh its like a disease son Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar Such a thrill when your radials squeal Told my girl Ill have to forget her Rather buy me a new carburetor So she made tracks sayin This is the end now Cars dont talk back Theyre just four wheeled friends now When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When Im cruisin in overdrive Dont have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Im in love with my car String back gloves in my automolove Nah! ...It sounds like it was pure lust
"Yeah but but but..did you SEE the fenders she had on? She was ASKING for it, I'm telling you....!"  This is not an exit | |
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rocknrolldave said: Steadwood said: Nah! ...It sounds like it was pure lust
"Yeah but but but..did you SEE the fenders she had on? She was ASKING for it, I'm telling you....!" I know 
Talk about Pimp My Ride
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Steadwood said: rocknrolldave said: "Yeah but but but..did you SEE the fenders she had on? She was ASKING for it, I'm telling you....!" I know
Talk about Pimp My Ride
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Forget about the fenders. You could see her exhaust pipe hole from a mile!
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PANDURITO said: Forget about the fenders. You could see her exhaust pipe hole from a mile!
Hi, Dave Hi Pandurito matey! This is not an exit | |
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rocknrolldave said: Queen - I'm In Love With My Car
The machine of a dream Such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin And the hub caps all gleam When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When my hands on your grease gun Oh its like a disease son Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar Such a thrill when your radials squeal Told my girl Ill have to forget her Rather buy me a new carburetor So she made tracks sayin This is the end now Cars dont talk back Theyre just four wheeled friends now When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When Im cruisin in overdrive Dont have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Im in love with my car String back gloves in my automolove  You beat me to it."I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I must be the only normal person in Ayrshire  Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
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mdiver said: HotPaisleyGirl said: Did he singe his pubes off? I don't know but the the question that keeps coming in to my head is "why in the hell would you let someone take a photo of you like that?" Well it is a Range Rover!!!! Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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muirdo said: mdiver said: I don't know but the the question that keeps coming in to my head is "why in the hell would you let someone take a photo of you like that?" Well it is a Range Rover!!!! | |
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i'd do this car.
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mdiver said: muirdo said: Well it is a Range Rover!!!! You never know what your going to come across in the english countryside, at least he's giving the sheep a rest!!! oh mama I wish I could resist ... | |
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I WAS NOT INDECENT WITH THAT CAR
A TEENAGER from Kilwinning has been charged with trying to have sex with a car. Callum Ainsworth, 18, is accused of running along a street naked, bending over the vehicle and simulating sexual intercourse. OK...   wish U were here baby, on me--
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magnificentsynthesizer said: i'd do this car.
Oh yeah that car has a tasty asshole [Edited 5/14/08 18:02pm]  | |
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i saw speed racer last weekend
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Let's see this week , the org has went from freaking dogs, Zombie Love, to lubing chassis so FAR. [Edited 5/14/08 18:32pm] | |
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MsLegs said: Let's this week the org has went from freaking dogs, Zombie Love, & lubing chassis.
when it comes to making sweet love, we are not a bunch who tends to discriminate. | |
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Anxiety said: MsLegs said: Let's this week the org has went from freaking dogs, Zombie Love, & lubing chassis.
when it comes to making sweet love, we are not a bunch who tends to discriminate. Speaking of Chassis Love. What about that movie where people got off on crashing cars? Now that was so deep shit. | |
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MsLegs said: Anxiety said: when it comes to making sweet love, we are not a bunch who tends to discriminate. Speaking of Chassis Love. What about that movie where people got off on crashing cars? Now that was so deep shit. ooooh, david cronenberg's "crash". i loved that movie, but i almost passed out during the first five minutes when i saw it at the theater.  | |
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Anxiety said: MsLegs said: Speaking of Chassis Love. What about that movie where people got off on crashing cars? Now that was so deep shit. ooooh, david cronenberg's "crash". i loved that movie, but i almost passed out during the first five minutes when i saw it at the theater.  That movie was a classic. Graphic as hell. When I first saw it, my stomach turned. | |
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rocknrolldave said: Queen - I'm In Love With My Car
The machine of a dream Such a clean machine With the pistons a pumpin And the hub caps all gleam When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When my hands on your grease gun Oh its like a disease son Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar Such a thrill when your radials squeal Told my girl Ill have to forget her Rather buy me a new carburetor So she made tracks sayin This is the end now Cars dont talk back Theyre just four wheeled friends now When Im holdin your wheel All I hear is your gear When Im cruisin in overdrive Dont have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive Im in love with my car Gotta feel for my automobile Im in love with my car String back gloves in my automolove
Nobody saw that coming  | |
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JoeTyler said: magnificentsynthesizer said: i'd do this car.
Oh yeah that car has a tasty asshole [Edited 5/14/08 18:02pm] ...you have a square penis?! This is not an exit | |
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Cars By Gary Numan Here in my car I feel safest of all I can lock all my doors Its the only way to live In cars Here in my car I can only receive I can listen to you It keeps me stable for ( nights ) - this is the only wrong word you put days In cars Here in my car Where the image breaks down Will you visit me please? If I open my door In cars Here in my car I know Ive started to think About leaving tonight Although nothing seems right In cars | |
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I'm shocked
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Yer booteh maeks meh moodeh Differing opinions do not equal "hate" | |
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