While she's a morally-deficient cock-tease with an average-at-best intellect, let it be duly noted that I would still stuff Sarah.

Hard.




Thank you.

Duly noted

And it also should be noted that Joey's hair looks ri-goddamn-diculous.

JuliePurplehead said:

Seconded.

JuliePurplehead said:

JuliePurplehead said:

WTF?

JessieJ said:

I don't even know what you call this hairstyle? The side comb-over?

JuliePurplehead said:

In the trade, this is known as "The Overly-producted, Side-Caesar/'90s-gay-porn Rooster".

Ace said:

It looks kinda porcupinish.

Ace said:

Not that I should be making mental note of which one you'd "stuff" but, uh, which one is she?

Me no watch it no mo

JuliePurplehead said:

WTF??? He looks SO ANNOYING

CalhounSq said:

In the green.


I haven't watched The Real World in years. And the couple eps I've seen of this season have grated on my nerves in that special way that only twentysomething drama can.

I'd still lay pipe in Sarah's basement.

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CalhounSq said:

I was gonna guess the brunette but it's too late to claim that now huh?

CalhounSq said:

I believe ya. You know me well.

JuliePurplehead said:

I think he's kinda hot

thekidsgirl said:

And that's just it. He is hot/kinda cute. I mean, I wouldn't kick him out my bed for eating crackers. I don't know why he has to mess it all up with all that shit in his hair. And while he's at the salon getting a new hair do, he could stand a wax on that eyebrow.

JuliePurplehead said:

You're friggin hilarious right now!!

You could probably cut glass with that hair though

thekidsgirl said:

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS AN EPISODE #3 SPOILER:




























Felt so bad for this dude. Guy has so much potential and he wants to kill himself? Shows you that depression is usually 100% irrational. There is help out there, guys.

On another note, at one point they showed a chick strollin' down the street in hotpants, fishnets and 4" stiletto, calf-length boots. I thought it was a Hollywood Blvd. streetwalker. Then she turns around and it's Brianna! While I have to admit it somewhat put a schwing in my schween, if any chick is dressed like that and isn't at home or at a fetish party, I would have to say you can certify her "Grade-A lunatic".

JuliePurplehead said:

oh my god, all the men on this show are grade-a dictionary definition DOUCHES.

kill the Real World

Anxiety said:

You say that like the women are exemplary examples of their gender.

Ace said:

be that as it may, the male portion of the cast is just plain depressing. they give me second thoughts about my sexual orientation. then the women come on and i realize neither gender has a monopoly on grossness, which only further endampens any sexual nerve endings i may have left.

that, plus i have a low douche tolerance. douches know they're being douches. yet they wallow in their doucheyness nonetheless. oh my god.

Anxiety said:

If it weren't for Sarah's eminent stuff-worthiness, I couldn't bear one hot minute of this Doucheapalooza.

Twentysomething drama.

JuliePurplehead said:

He is making a way for all the douche bags like him to follow.

Ace said:

i've never seen such a completely unlikeable cast on any television show before, reality or otherwise. this douche ranch makes the cast of "seinfeld" look like UNICEF, for cryin' out loud.

Anxiety said:

While I am a Seinfeld fan, I'd have to agree with you as to the extent of the doucheadelica we have goin' on here.

In short: it's a veritable Douche Day Afternoon.

Anxiety said:

Awesome.

Ace said:

true. a virtual Xanadouche.

Anxiety said:

Douche-chills a go-go.