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PrintableI am disappointed that this is not a sticky yet. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: I am disappointed that this is not a sticky yet.
That's what the butter is for. to make it non sticky  | |
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Uh, I love that "My milkshake" "Got Milk?" commercial. | |
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You know what is not so great about being a cow? Cud. What the hell is this that I'm chewing anyway. I actually prefer Bubble Yum. Eat Mor Horses | |
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You know if I would have called this thread "The Joys of Being Milked" like I was originally going to it would have probably been made a sticky. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Cow said: You know if I would have called this thread "The Joys of Being Milked" like I was originally going to it would have probably been made a sticky.
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Most horses are on crack. I'm serious. It's sad, really. Eat Mor Horses | |
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Have anyone ever tipped a cow?
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littlemissG said: Have anyone ever tipped a cow?
Let me tell you something about cow-tipping. It's 20% at least, more with a party larger than 7. Be nice to your cow wait staff, okay! Eat Mor Horses | |
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i dont eat cow very much .. hardly really .. i eat tons of chicken and turkey though.. | |
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for your beautiful udders, Bos taurus, may they shine on forever. | |
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Cows are so cute, I love seeing them on roadtrips.
My only issues are with the smell...I can tell I'm comin' up on a dairy from MILES away. | |
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JessieJ said: theodore said: 
Cows are intense 
. [Edited 5/13/08 10:36am] My grandfather used to have a farm in Dominican Republic and he had cows. Do.not.like. 
I like goats though. They're cute  goats creep me out  | |
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theodore said: JessieJ said: My grandfather used to have a farm in Dominican Republic and he had cows. Do.not.like.
I like goats though. They're cute goats creep me out  beyonce considers himself a goat
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you know, if a cow breaks its leg it won't be able to get back up on its own  If you will, so will I | |
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Jochem said: I gotta tell ya i love the Far Side! Didn't purplesweat do something about that a while back?  | |
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Cows are the bestest animals in the world! They're warm, nice and milking them is a serene feeling. Cows!    | |
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littlemissG said: Have anyone ever tipped a cow?
Thats so mean!  If you will, so will I | |
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Cow said: I now give you time to discuss my species. Mods, feel free to make this thread a sticky.
 fine, upstanding, colorful and wise. that is the essence of Cow. | |
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Protege said: theodore said: goats creep me out beyonce considers himself a goat
That's so Beyoncéish | |
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2Jay said: I gotta tell ya i love the Far Side!
Didn't purplesweat do something about that a while back? Dunno, but I love the Far Side too. I used to have a colleague bring me a calendar from the US every year. These are my favorites: 
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This thread has brought tears to my big brown eyes. To see so many FOCs (Friends of Cows) on one web site is inspiring. You are much more receptive to a udder-bearing bovine then the folks at torispelling.org. Eat Mor Horses | |
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This thread! I love it..... | |
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Cow said: I am disappointed that this is not a sticky yet.
So am I, but cha got plenty of love, so it's all good  | |
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Friend of yours?
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From http://www.thecowcorral.com/facts.html:
There are an estimated 920 different breeds of cows in the world Cows came to America with Christopher Columbus People first domesticated cows about 5000 years ago The Holstein produces the most milk of all breeds Cows spend 6 hours a day eating and 8 hours chewing cud A dairy cow can produce 5 gallons of ice cream a day Cows can live 25 years if people would let them The city of Boston was laid out by cow paths In an average herd, there is 1 bull to every 30 cows A cow stands up and sits down about 14 times a day The average dairy cow produces about 10 gallons of milk a day A cow drinks about 30 gallons of water per day Cows can detect odors up to five miles away The age of a cow can be determined by counting the rings on its horns Old cows in India have their own nursing homes Cows can see color Wisconsin has the most dairy cows, Texas the most beef cows There are approximately 350 "squirts" in a gallon of milk Eat Mor Horses | |
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