zombiefire and zombieanxy!
welcome to my party

ZombieKitten said:

too bad taco bell doesn't deliver. we could live off 7 layer burritos till our bank accounts dried up. then we could live off taco bell delivery people.

ZombieKitten said:

Anxiety said:

ZombieKitten said:

No one. we'll kill the zombie, pretend that we're zombies, but really we're just hvaing the most awesome party ever.

sounds like a plan?

JasmineFire said:

and then when the zombie outbreak is over and the authorities find us all in the basement partying, we can immediately start crying and screaming "oh my god, you don't know what we've been through!!!" and then we'll get on the covers of all the magazines and everyone will think we're big heroes and then we can go on oprah and have a big hotel party on her dime.

JasmineFire said:

I don't like that idea so much

ZombieKitten said:

we have to do something with the zombie! he can't just be around trying to eat us and drink our alcohol and stuff. maybe we can send him on a fool's errand and then lock all the doors and prentend we're not home when he comes back.

Anxiety said:

maybe Oprah will adopt us and we'll never have to work again!

JasmineFire said:

but I am the zombie

ZombieKitten said:

no you're not.

you're one of us.

Anxiety said:

Now, this adds a whole new meaning to the phrase attack me with your love.

JasmineFire said:

what if oprah adopts us and then one day she comes home from work and we realize she's been turned into the new zombie queen?

Anxiety said:

She'll have top ratings during sweeps week and beat out Judge Judy.

Chainsaw off his head and set him on fire

MsLegs said:

i'm a little squeamish so i'll have to avoid watching Oprah's Big Give that week.

Anxiety said:

Now, that's a thought.

Anxiety said:

then we'll just have to do away with her and live in her many houses.

JasmineFire said:

what is wrong with the old one

Mach said:

yep yep

Mach said:

ok, but how to do that lovingly? should you make them believe you put together a nice home-cooked candlelight dinner?

Anxiety said:

no, you lure them using your sexuality. people and zombies have a high tolerance for the unusual whenever sex is involved.

Anxiety said:

This sounds like the making of a perfect horror movie script. I think we're on to something.

i think an airing of grievances might be a better introduction to lopping off your zombie loved one's head. i mean, it would be easier to rattle off a whole list of pet peeves and annoying habits and then be irritated enough with them to take an axe to their head, especially if they were spewing that gross black stuff that zombies are always spitting up. that's nasty, i don't care HOW cute my sweetie is.

Anxiety said:

Cut through the chase , and decapitate.

Mach said:

Yeah Fire !

MsLegs said:

i'd put him in a shed in the backyard like in shaun of the dead.

Anxiety said:

Now that 's a question i need an answer to! ! ! !



and if you can prove brain damage, do you have the right to kill them????

lol