What would you do if you found out your spouse/significant other/partner/etc. had become a zombie? Would you try to quarantine them in hopes that you could "train" them not to attack you or other people? Would you put your loved one out of their misery ASAP rather than watching their limbs fall off as they become more violent and deranged? Would you let them bite you so you could be zombies together?

It's something to think about.

I'm not letting him find out, simple!

ZombieKitten said:

wait, no - the question isn't "what would you do if YOU were a zombie"...!

Somehow I knew this would be anything but 'a serious relationship question'.

violator said:

laugh now! i bet to a hungry zombie, your head looks like a box of godivas!

I'd let him bite me, so that we could be zombies together. I'm, like, all romantic and shit

JessieJ said:

i'm too much of a control freak to knowingly let myself become a zombie. i don't think i could kill someone, either. it would be a quandary.

Anxiety said:

Okay. But I think it should clarified as to whether we're talking the slow, shuffling, ignorant 'Night of the Living Dead' zombie or the fast, sprinting, intelligent 'Land of the Dead' types.

Matters, I think...

violator said:

let's say there's a mix, just like in non-zombie life. some people are shufflers, some people are sprinters. you just never know, though some people are safer bets than others.

Anxiety said:

They'd have to go. Either death or a divorce and they would get nothing! Not the kids, not the house, not the car, and definitely not the dog! or the cat.

Anxiety said:

so if your guy was a zombie, you would keep him outside on a chain?

JasmineFire said:

can you divorce a zombie? will that hold in court?

Anxiety said:

If you can divorce someone who is in a coma, then I think you can divorce a zombie. I guess it depends on the state considering that some states allow you divorce someone even without their consent but others don't.




If divorce was out of the question, then murder would have to do. It technically would be considered self defense. Just start eating Twinkie afterwards.

JasmineFire said:

you can do that?!

ZombieKitten said:

yeah, but don't get too excited. if they come out of the coma, they're going to be PISSED.

Anxiety said:

omg

I would have their teeth removed, so all they had were gums.
Then I'd have them attempt to eat my cock.

ZombieKitten said:

"it wasn't you...it was me."

Anxiety said:

ZombieKitten said:

i was thinking more about keeping him in the basement, where i could throw fresca and unpleasant co-workers down the stairs for him to enjoy.

Anxiety said:

the snarling could disturb neighbours

Anxiety said:

that'll work for about a week, until he tires of the fresca and turns on you.

JasmineFire said:

he likes orange pop too.

Anxiety said:

you might need some tequila in the mix

and mojitos

and maybe some cosmos

and don;t forget the smirnoff ice for pizza night





oh wait...that's only if I was the zombie living in your basement.

is there something you need to tell us about endo, anxy?

Anxiety said:

what about chinotto? I found a place that sells 6 bottles for $4!

JasmineFire said:

that would all work for me too!

ZombieKitten said:

i know! she's making *ME* want to be the zombie boyfriend!

Anxiety said:

so you let him bite you - you can have it all!!


no, wait




who will throw this stuff down to you guys then

Anxiety said:

we should have a zombie party.

i'll play bartender.





I'll mix the drinks, too. :amashamedofowntasteinmusic: