Anyone care to venture a guess?

Okay, I'll start.

When Icenine was a mere little popsicle in his mommy's tummy, he dreamed of riding in the Tour de France. He started kicking and kicking as though his was peddling through the Pyrannee's until his mommy's poor uterus ruptured thus propelling the little icicle to the floor of the igloo. He could immediately figure skate like a badass Dorothy Hamil, but biking was his dream. One day, he started daydreaming about the banana seat of Greg LeMond's tricycle. Little Ice got a woody the size of a mighty oak just thinking about Greg's Tour victories and immediately began to polish it, if you know what I mean. Then along came Lance Armstrong and his United States Postal Service biker jersey. Icy blew his load on his yellow jersey and continues to masturbate to BIKERS WEEKLY to this day. Each year, around Tour de France time, Icenine can be seen with friction burns on his palms and genitals. It is best to avoid him at this time.

THE END

Na,the question is:
" How did Azure Star get to be so HOT!!!"

jnoel said:

I'm not sure, but she's mine, so ease back...

I didn't think that a true libertarian would say something like "she's mine", isn't the concept of "possession" terribly heee "bourgeois" ?

jnoel said:

:LOL:

I thought ya would be on the "time travel machine" thread, I have posted an interesting, well in my twisted mind, time paradox...