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I'm never having sex with Icenine again! For the last couple of days I have been scared to death that I was pregnant with Icenine's baby. (turns out i'm not) This is the scariest thing I have ever had to live through because who would really want to see a child with a mid-back length mullet riding around on a bike in Texas? Not me, that's for fucking sure! I thought Icenine had completely messed up my life. ("It broke!"--Yeah, whatever, you fucking prick!) So I've swore off sex with him. Thats it no more for me! I will, however, continue to masturbate uncontrollably to that picture of him in his biker gear. Mmmm biker gear.
Anybody else been there? How long do you think this will last? Am I a freak? Over-reacting? | |
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Maybe you two can adopt?  | |
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uglybrowneyes said: For the last couple of days I have been scared to death that I was pregnant with Icenine's baby. (turns out i'm not) This is the scariest thing I have ever had to live through because who would really want to see a child with a mid-back length mullet riding around on a bike in Texas? Not me, that's for fucking sure! I thought Icenine had completely messed up my life. ("It broke!"--Yeah, whatever, you fucking prick!) So I've swore off sex with him. Thats it no more for me! I will, however, continue to masturbate uncontrollably to that picture of him in his biker gear. Mmmm biker gear.
Anybody else been there? How long do you think this will last? Am I a freak? Over-reacting? Come on, baby... don't cut me off... I will be careful from now on! Jeez... you can't deny me your sweet, sweet lovin', can ya? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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Does this mean no more videos?  -------
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IceNine said: uglybrowneyes said: For the last couple of days I have been scared to death that I was pregnant with Icenine's baby. (turns out i'm not) This is the scariest thing I have ever had to live through because who would really want to see a child with a mid-back length mullet riding around on a bike in Texas? Not me, that's for fucking sure! I thought Icenine had completely messed up my life. ("It broke!"--Yeah, whatever, you fucking prick!) So I've swore off sex with him. Thats it no more for me! I will, however, continue to masturbate uncontrollably to that picture of him in his biker gear. Mmmm biker gear.
Anybody else been there? How long do you think this will last? Am I a freak? Over-reacting? Come on, baby... don't cut me off... I will be careful from now on! Jeez... you can't deny me your sweet, sweet lovin', can ya? Classic a fucking classic  | |
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IceNine said: Come on, baby... don't cut me off... I will be careful from now on!
That's what you always say, you pervert! TAKE ME NOW!!!Jeez... you can't deny me your sweet, sweet lovin', can ya? | |
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uglybrowneyes said: IceNine said: Come on, baby... don't cut me off... I will be careful from now on!
That's what you always say, you pervert! TAKE ME NOW!!!Jeez... you can't deny me your sweet, sweet lovin', can ya? "Take me now, sub-creature!" Brace yourself, bitch... I'M COMIN' HOME!!! WoooHooo!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: WoooHooo!!! A Homer Simpson reference! Now I must have you! My crotch is tingling for your anus! | |
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Watch out IceNine! Life lesson #568:Guys with mullets will always break your heart!  +=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+
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creamychemist said: Watch out IceNine! Life lesson #568:Guys with mullets will always break your heart!
Just as long as he doesn't break my balls... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Just as long as he doesn't break my balls... I'll break more than your nuts! Let's play Reauchambeau...I'll go first. | |
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Hey... I'm going first, you fuck! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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So, try http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/, at least you won't be pregnant (well, unless God want you to) | |
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jnoel said: So, try http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/, at least you won't be pregnant (well, unless God want you to)
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that doesn't increase my libido , maybe Ice & Battier & UBE, this will affect you:
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Never say Never! | |
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It would be nice to have a baby look like IceNine's avatar 
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luv4u said: It would be nice to have a baby look like IceNine's avatar
Speaking of avatars... that numbat in UBE's avatar is fucking HOT!!! DAMN! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: luv4u said: It would be nice to have a baby look like IceNine's avatar
Speaking of avatars... that numbat in UBE's avatar is fucking HOT!!! DAMN! Maybe the baby should look like UBE's avatar then...baby's are sooo cute.
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