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LleeLlee said: I never really got up close and personal with manure, although they once took us to a dairy farm on a school trip, it smelled so vile I cried.
. [Edited 5/12/08 11:07am] It looks like somebody has though... 
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Steadwood said: prb said: this thread smells of
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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Steadwood said: PANDURITO said: And how can you stop smelling shit? How can you stop the rain from falling down? How can you stop the sun from shining? What makes the world go round? What keeps the Moon up in the Sky? How can birds fly so high? Why is grass green and not white Why does Ocean never bite? 
Oh, believe me. She bites 
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At the risk of sounding like I'm ripping of Sarah Silverman (though I was wondering this before she incorporated it into her act/show/song/whatever).... why doesn't dog poop turn white like it used to when I was a kid? 
I'm realizing now that there are going to be generations of people who never knew that dog poop used to turn white. I feel bad for them  "Try to remember how you used to feel about me
and think about how you're treating me now. Then try to reconcile them, if you can. But you don't even remember, do you?" | |
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prb said: Steadwood said:
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PANDURITO said: Steadwood said: What keeps the Moon up in the Sky? How can birds fly so high? Why is grass green and not white Why does Ocean never bite?
Oh, believe me. She bites
I can make her pick up a chair at my will anytime 
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Steadwood said: prb said:
seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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R3V said: At the risk of sounding like I'm ripping of Sarah Silverman (though I was wondering this before she incorporated it into her act/show/song/whatever).... why doesn't dog poop turn white like it used to when I was a kid?
I'm realizing now that there are going to be generations of people who never knew that dog poop used to turn white. I feel bad for them
Was all crumbly as well 
Must have been hard to pass 
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prb said: Steadwood said:
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why is it prune juice when prunes are dried out plums and have no actual juice. wouldn't it just be plum juice? "Try to remember how you used to feel about me
and think about how you're treating me now. Then try to reconcile them, if you can. But you don't even remember, do you?" | |
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R3V said: why is it prune juice when prunes are dried out plums and have no actual juice. wouldn't it just be plum juice?
I suppose it's cos it tastes like prunes and not plums
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R3V said: why is it prune juice when prunes are dried out plums and have no actual juice. wouldn't it just be plum juice?
Funny how you link subjects
Shit => prune juice | |
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PANDURITO said: R3V said: why is it prune juice when prunes are dried out plums and have no actual juice. wouldn't it just be plum juice?
Funny how you link subjects
Shit => prune juice It's all part of God's plan
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and think about how you're treating me now. Then try to reconcile them, if you can. But you don't even remember, do you?" | |
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R3V said: PANDURITO said: Funny how you link subjects
Shit => prune juice It's all part of God's plan
If the dogs had had prune juice their shit wouldn't have been white 
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use this stuff then!
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Someone tried to sell that thing in Spain and they told him: "Zoo Poota Madre" | |
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PANDURITO said: Someone tried to sell that thing in Spain and they told him: "Zoo Poota Madre"
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Steadwood said: How the smell of Manure seems to have changed?
...It used to smell Crisp and Strawy and made the nostrils stand to attention
...But now it just seems to smell dull and claggy
...Is the quality of
 wtf? | |
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ZombieKitten said: use this stuff then!
That might explain it...
...It's Elephant Dung! :putstomatobackinfridge:
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XxAxX said: Steadwood said: How the smell of Manure seems to have changed?
...It used to smell Crisp and Strawy and made the nostrils stand to attention
...But now it just seems to smell dull and claggy
...Is the quality of
wtf?
It's true
...I was driving up the motorway the other day and I thought my engine had caught fire until I realised the smell invading the car was claggy dung
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