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Let's have some POSITIVITY! If Jesus was around today, I bet he would be a bad motherfucker when it came to shit like water polo, barefoot skiing, yachting, water volleyball and other various water sports...
He would be a shitty lifeguard due to his amazing bouyancy... he couldn't get down there and pull someone off the bottom of the pool. He could, however, be a world champion at various water events... Question: If Jesus entered a swimming contest, could it really be called a track meet? EDIT: Changed to a snappier title... one that really grabs the eye! ... [This message was edited Fri Nov 1 17:12:33 PST 2002 by IceNine] SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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They could have plugged the hole in Titanic with the Skinny dude and it wouldn't have sunk!
...and we'd have been spared that shit movie. Truly proof The Lord has abandoned us.  | |
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IceNine said: If Jesus was around today, I bet he would be a bad motherfucker when it came to shit like water polo, barefoot skiing, yachting, water volleyball and other various water sports...
He would be a shitty lifeguard due to his amazing bouyancy... he couldn't get down there and pull someone off the bottom of the pool. He could, however, be a world champion at various water events... Question: If Jesus entered a swimming contest, could it really be called a track meet? EDIT: Changed to a snappier title... one that really grabs the eye! Hi, i'm not asking you this to be funny or demeaning..i'm just curious..have you ever prayed to God before? ... [This message was edited Fri Nov 1 16:37:43 PST 2002 by IceNine] _______________________________________________________________________________________ You can hate me for who I am, cuz I won't be something that i'm not. | |
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AbucahX said: IceNine said: If Jesus was around today, I bet he would be a bad motherfucker when it came to shit like water polo, barefoot skiing, yachting, water volleyball and other various water sports...
He would be a shitty lifeguard due to his amazing bouyancy... he couldn't get down there and pull someone off the bottom of the pool. He could, however, be a world champion at various water events... Question: If Jesus entered a swimming contest, could it really be called a track meet? EDIT: Changed to a snappier title... one that really grabs the eye! Hi, i'm not asking you this to be funny or demeaning..i'm just curious..have you ever prayed to God before? ... [This message was edited Fri Nov 1 16:37:43 PST 2002 by IceNine] I have never felt the need to pray to god, fairies, elves, Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy or any other imaginary creature, but I respect the rights of others to do as they wish. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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hmmm... Jesus could probably be a good bass fisherman too... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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positivity is sooo overrated! | |
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