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Sodas: My girlfriend gives good head but sodas her mom.  | |
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you made me think of this joke Contagious A third grade teacher asks her students to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Cathy stands up and says, "Last summer I had the mumps and my mother said it was contagious." "Very good, Cathy," the teacher says. "Does anyone else have a sentence?" Julie, a sweet little girl in the front row, stands up and says, "My grandmother says there's a bug going around and it's contagious." "Excellent, Julie," says the teacher, as she looks around the class and sees Little Johnny waving his hand impatiently. "Yes, Little Johnny, do you have a sentence?" Little Johnny quickly jumps up and says, "The lady next door was painting her porch with a one inch brush and my dad said it would take the contagious." | |
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ZombieKitten said: !!!!!
you made me think of this joke Contagious A third grade teacher asks her students to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Cathy stands up and says, "Last summer I had the mumps and my mother said it was contagious." "Very good, Cathy," the teacher says. "Does anyone else have a sentence?" Julie, a sweet little girl in the front row, stands up and says, "My grandmother says there's a bug going around and it's contagious." "Excellent, Julie," says the teacher, as she looks around the class and sees Little Johnny waving his hand impatiently. "Yes, Little Johnny, do you have a sentence?" Little Johnny quickly jumps up and says, "The lady next door was painting her porch with a one inch brush and my dad said it would take the contagious."
everytime i hear a little johnny joke- i think of our last prime minister  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before   | |
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prb said: ZombieKitten said: !!!!!
you made me think of this joke Contagious A third grade teacher asks her students to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence. Cathy stands up and says, "Last summer I had the mumps and my mother said it was contagious." "Very good, Cathy," the teacher says. "Does anyone else have a sentence?" Julie, a sweet little girl in the front row, stands up and says, "My grandmother says there's a bug going around and it's contagious." "Excellent, Julie," says the teacher, as she looks around the class and sees Little Johnny waving his hand impatiently. "Yes, Little Johnny, do you have a sentence?" Little Johnny quickly jumps up and says, "The lady next door was painting her porch with a one inch brush and my dad said it would take the contagious."
everytime i hear a little johnny joke- i think of our last prime minister "miss! miss!"  | |
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ZombieKitten said: prb said:
everytime i hear a little johnny joke- i think of our last prime minister "miss! miss!"
love ur new avatar btw  seems that i was busy doing something close to nothing, but different than the day before | |
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prb said: ZombieKitten said: "miss! miss!"
love ur new avatar btw | |
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