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Reply #90 posted 11/01/02 7:34pm

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Natsume said:

IceNine said:

Zealots can suck the ass of a dead monkey.

Hey now, I don't think POOK would appreciate that kind of language!

no no no!


I am certainly more worried about Pook than Jesus, God, Mary or any other mythical figure shaking their disapproving finger at as from thousands of years ago.
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Reply #91 posted 11/01/02 7:35pm

NegaTIVity

RaneStarr said:

Natsume said:

RaneStarr said:

Jesus never did harm 2 anyone and yet such hatred is in this thread for him

The negative vibes on this thread are less directed at Jesus, but more aimed towards you and your ideas.

It's a simple observation, not an opinion on my behalf. Just thought I'd point that out...




lol really what r my - vibes? lol... eye never insulted anyone, all eye've said is how Jesus is 4giving, loves, forgives... eye never said anything negative about being gay or being straight ... the only thing eye'm being convicted of is of being + about Jesus! meanwhile all of u r nailing me 2 the cross, calling me a cunt, saying fuck god, bla bla bla ...

u guys r so funny... JESUS LOVES ALL OF U! but eye don't cuz y'all r mean! and eye don't 4give! razz


Jesus is going to have bad things happen to you now since you aren't forgiving us...cunt...
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Reply #92 posted 11/01/02 7:40pm

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RaneStarr said:

lol really what r my - vibes? lol... eye never insulted anyone, all eye've said is how Jesus is 4giving, loves, forgives... eye never said anything negative about being gay or being straight ... the only thing eye'm being convicted of is of being + about Jesus! meanwhile all of u r nailing me 2 the cross, calling me a cunt, saying fuck god, bla bla bla ...

u guys r so funny... JESUS LOVES ALL OF U! but eye don't cuz y'all r mean! and eye don't 4give! razz

sigh

I can't make you realize because you're too close to your statements - after all, you're the one who made them.

But I can say this - your statements are wrapped in a blanket of a condescending, patronizing nightmare. I asked you before to please cut the holier-than-thou bullshit and I'm sticking by my request...

(That was also pretty much the only rude thing I said to you on this thread... please don't include me in your 'universal-you' statement. I haven't crucified you, accosted you, or degarded Him in any way.)
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #93 posted 11/01/02 7:41pm

AbucahX

To the atheists: State your reasons for not believing in a God.
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Reply #94 posted 11/01/02 7:44pm

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RaneStarr said:

lol really what r my - vibes? lol... eye never insulted anyone, all eye've said is how Jesus is 4giving, loves, forgives... eye never said anything negative about being gay or being straight ... the only thing eye'm being convicted of is of being + about Jesus! meanwhile all of u r nailing me 2 the cross, calling me a cunt, saying fuck god, bla bla bla ...

u guys r so funny... JESUS LOVES ALL OF U! but eye don't cuz y'all r mean! and eye don't 4give! razz

sigh

I can't make you realize because you're too close to your statements - after all, you're the one who made them.

But I can say this - your statements are wrapped in a blanket of a condescending, patronizing nightmare. I asked you before to please cut the holier-than-thou bullshit and I'm sticking by my request...

(That was also pretty much the only rude thing I said to you on this thread... please don't include me in your 'universal-you' statement. I haven't crucified you, accosted you, or degarded Him in any way.)




prove it... prove that eye am saying eye'm better than everyone else 4 believing in Jesus... the devil is such a liar! whahhahhaaahaha! razz EYE LAUGH AT U DEVIL AND UR LIL PUPPETS lol
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Reply #95 posted 11/01/02 7:45pm

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AbucahX said:

To the atheists: State your reasons for not believing in a God.


I went all through that a few days ago... remember those wonderfully rational and polite debates that I hade with Wellbeyond?

I will be VERY cool, calm and totally polite if I am not faced with an overbearing zealot who is extraordinarily smug and condescending.
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Reply #96 posted 11/01/02 7:46pm

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RaneStarr said:

Natsume said:

RaneStarr said:

lol really what r my - vibes? lol... eye never insulted anyone, all eye've said is how Jesus is 4giving, loves, forgives... eye never said anything negative about being gay or being straight ... the only thing eye'm being convicted of is of being + about Jesus! meanwhile all of u r nailing me 2 the cross, calling me a cunt, saying fuck god, bla bla bla ...

u guys r so funny... JESUS LOVES ALL OF U! but eye don't cuz y'all r mean! and eye don't 4give! razz

sigh

I can't make you realize because you're too close to your statements - after all, you're the one who made them.

But I can say this - your statements are wrapped in a blanket of a condescending, patronizing nightmare. I asked you before to please cut the holier-than-thou bullshit and I'm sticking by my request...

(That was also pretty much the only rude thing I said to you on this thread... please don't include me in your 'universal-you' statement. I haven't crucified you, accosted you, or degarded Him in any way.)




prove it... prove that eye am saying eye'm better than everyone else 4 believing in Jesus... the devil is such a liar! whahhahhaaahaha! razz EYE LAUGH AT U DEVIL AND UR LIL PUPPETS lol


Now I am convinced that you are kidding...
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Reply #97 posted 11/01/02 7:50pm

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IceNine said:

Now I am convinced that you are kidding...

Why, because it's difficult to believe that somebody like RaneStarr can truly exist?
I mean, like, where is the sun?
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Reply #98 posted 11/01/02 7:50pm

AbucahX

IceNine said:

AbucahX said:

To the atheists: State your reasons for not believing in a God.


I went all through that a few days ago... remember those wonderfully rational and polite debates that I hade with Wellbeyond?

I will be VERY cool, calm and totally polite if I am not faced with an overbearing zealot who is extraordinarily smug and condescending.


oh yes..i do remember those debates a few days earlier, very good debate i might add, that was very interesting. But, on a personal level and not scientific or philosophical, why do you feel or believe that there is no God?
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Reply #99 posted 11/01/02 7:51pm

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Natsume said:

IceNine said:

Now I am convinced that you are kidding...

Why, because it's difficult to believe that somebody like RaneStarr can truly exist?


Yes, it is very, very, very fucking hard to believe.

:LOL:
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Reply #100 posted 11/01/02 7:53pm

RaneStarr

I bind u in the name of JESUS CHRIST and send u demons str8 2 hell where u belong, and command that these atheists feel the holy spirit, and help them with their pain and anger torwards God and life experiences... AMEN
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Reply #101 posted 11/01/02 7:55pm

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AbucahX said:

IceNine said:

AbucahX said:

To the atheists: State your reasons for not believing in a God.


I went all through that a few days ago... remember those wonderfully rational and polite debates that I hade with Wellbeyond?

I will be VERY cool, calm and totally polite if I am not faced with an overbearing zealot who is extraordinarily smug and condescending.


oh yes..i do remember those debates a few days earlier, very good debate i might add, that was very interesting. But, on a personal level and not scientific or philosophical, why do you feel or believe that there is no God?


Well... to leave science and philosophy out of it, I guess it is because I just don't see any reason to believe it. I honestly do not see any reason to believe that there is a heaven or hell and I don't feel that there is any real reason to believe.

I have never "felt" any divine presence, nor have I ever been moved by religious sentiment.

I don't really know how to explain my true feelings without resorting to philosophy or science though... I am sorry that my explanation was poor.
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Reply #102 posted 11/01/02 7:55pm

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RaneStarr said:

I bind u in the name of JESUS CHRIST and send u demons str8 2 hell where u belong, and command that these atheists feel the holy spirit, and help them with their pain and anger torwards God and life experiences... AMEN


AMEN.
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Reply #103 posted 11/01/02 7:56pm

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RaneStarr said:

I bind u in the name of JESUS CHRIST and send u demons str8 2 hell where u belong, and command that these atheists feel the holy spirit, and help them with their pain and anger torwards God and life experiences... AMEN


You are a witch!!!

Holy fucking shit, this woman has just watched "The Craft" and she is going NUTTY!

Get thee behind me, SATAN!!!
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Reply #104 posted 11/01/02 7:56pm

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How do Athesists(sp?) get married anyway???
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Reply #105 posted 11/01/02 7:56pm

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RaneStarr said:

Thecherryloon said:

David Blaine would have been considered Jesus 2000 years ago.

Seriously.Have you ever considered Jesus maybe was a Magician? nothing more,nothing less.


nope, because eye have had the holy spirit upon me, and when eye was young and had all these questions about religion and god, humanity, and world hunger eye picked up the bible, prayed 4 guidance and understanding and the lord spoke 2 me thru the holy spirit and thru the bible and he xplained 2 me how everythang worked =)

(some lessons 2ook several years to learn, still learning and hopefully will be learning till eye die)



Yea how things worked back in 500AD Shit don't work like that now honey...get over it and yourself.
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Reply #106 posted 11/01/02 7:58pm

AbucahX

IceNine said:

AbucahX said:

IceNine said:

AbucahX said:

To the atheists: State your reasons for not believing in a God.


I went all through that a few days ago... remember those wonderfully rational and polite debates that I hade with Wellbeyond?

I will be VERY cool, calm and totally polite if I am not faced with an overbearing zealot who is extraordinarily smug and condescending.


oh yes..i do remember those debates a few days earlier, very good debate i might add, that was very interesting. But, on a personal level and not scientific or philosophical, why do you feel or believe that there is no God?


Well... to leave science and philosophy out of it, I guess it is because I just don't see any reason to believe it. I honestly do not see any reason to believe that there is a heaven or hell and I don't feel that there is any real reason to believe.

I have never "felt" any divine presence, nor have I ever been moved by religious sentiment.

I don't really know how to explain my true feelings without resorting to philosophy or science though... I am sorry that my explanation was poor.



Your explanation isn't poor to me...to be personal, if I may, do you think that any of your life experiences made or make you feel that there is no reason to believe?
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Reply #107 posted 11/01/02 8:00pm

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AbucahX said:

IceNine said:

AbucahX said:

IceNine said:

AbucahX said:

To the atheists: State your reasons for not believing in a God.


I went all through that a few days ago... remember those wonderfully rational and polite debates that I hade with Wellbeyond?

I will be VERY cool, calm and totally polite if I am not faced with an overbearing zealot who is extraordinarily smug and condescending.


oh yes..i do remember those debates a few days earlier, very good debate i might add, that was very interesting. But, on a personal level and not scientific or philosophical, why do you feel or believe that there is no God?


Well... to leave science and philosophy out of it, I guess it is because I just don't see any reason to believe it. I honestly do not see any reason to believe that there is a heaven or hell and I don't feel that there is any real reason to believe.

I have never "felt" any divine presence, nor have I ever been moved by religious sentiment.

I don't really know how to explain my true feelings without resorting to philosophy or science though... I am sorry that my explanation was poor.



Your explanation isn't poor to me...to be personal, if I may, do you think that any of your life experiences made or make you feel that there is no reason to believe?


No... I have not believed in god since I was a child. I had a happy childhood in a nice home. My family was not mean or abusive, no problems at all. I have just never felt that religion was necessary.
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Reply #108 posted 11/01/02 8:14pm

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4 all the lurkers out there,

look at the atheists and there choice of words "fuck this" fuck god, fuck that, fuck, fuck, fuck

such hostility 2 someone they say never xisted LOL
Jesus never did harm 2 anyone and yet such hatred is in this thread for him... why is that? because the demons within them can't take hearing the truth, they hate the honesty and integrity of the word of God lol

all of u put 2gether can't take me and my Jesus on! razz



How about screw this, screw god, screw that, screw, screw, screw. hmm just does not have the same meaning and strength. Ahhh FUCK!
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Reply #109 posted 11/01/02 8:17pm

RaneStarr

AbucahX, look they left! LOL ... God is good biggrin
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Reply #110 posted 11/01/02 8:22pm

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RaneStarr said:

AbucahX, look they left! LOL ... God is good biggrin


Who left?
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Reply #111 posted 11/01/02 8:23pm

RaneStarr

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RaneStarr said:

AbucahX, look they left! LOL ... God is good biggrin


Who left?




ur just beggin 2 get saved ain't ya!?
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Reply #112 posted 11/01/02 8:24pm

AbucahX

lol..they will be back..and they will come at you..be prepared and stay prayed up.
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Reply #113 posted 11/01/02 8:24pm

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Just to prove that I am still here, let me give you a hearty:

Fuck whatever god RaneStarr believes in... fuck him right in the ass.
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Reply #114 posted 11/01/02 8:26pm

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RaneStarr said:

IceNine said:

RaneStarr said:

AbucahX, look they left! LOL ... God is good biggrin


Who left?




ur just beggin 2 get saved ain't ya!?


Saved from what, religious loonies and fucking zealots?

You are funny and I kinda like you... I cannot imagine that you are serious, so I am just playing around... please tell me if you are actually serious so that I will know.
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Reply #115 posted 11/01/02 8:26pm

RaneStarr

{{{ does her sexy dance 2 get off!}}} music
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Reply #116 posted 11/01/02 8:28pm

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The Christian Way to Find a Wife

Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.

- Deuterononmy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)

Find a prostitute and marry her.

- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)

Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.

- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)

Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.

- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)

Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.

- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)

Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib.

- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)

Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman. Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a woman.

- Jacob (Genesis 29:15-30)

Cut off 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies and get his daughter for a wife.

- David (I Samuel 18:27)

Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone. (It's all relative of course.)

- Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)

Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest.

- Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)

When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ...woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me."

- Samson (Judges 14:1-3)

Kill any husband and take HIS wife. (Prepare to lose four sons though).

- David (2 Samuel 11)

Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea, it's the law).

- Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)

Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity.

- Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)

A wife?...NOT!!!

- Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35)

Become sinless, and die in atonement for others, and you can marry a whole bunch of people.

- Jesus (Revelation 15?)


Now Icenine, that's the Orthodox Judaism way of finding a wife...
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Reply #117 posted 11/01/02 8:28pm

NegaTIVity

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AbucahX, look they left! LOL ... God is good biggrin


Must've been that "binding" spell...your powers are sooo strong!
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Reply #118 posted 11/01/02 8:30pm

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Could I be the most beautiful girl in the world...I'm the reason that SATAN made a girl.
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Reply #119 posted 11/01/02 8:31pm

AbucahX

get ready Ranestarr, you're up against a tough battle.
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