Since cats generally suck ass, I'd take it to some kind of shelter that could find it another home...

i say blow up a bunch of balloons and then rub them against the cat's fur, vigorously. after briskly rubbing the balloons against cat's fur, the balloons should pretty much stick to the fur without any help.

once your cat has been covered in balloons i think you will find she no longer poos where she shouldn't as she will be way too busy addressing the balloons that are stuck to her fur.

hope this helps*.





disclaimer: the above is not intended to be taken literally, nor intended to be implemented in any way, shape, or form. the above reply was posted merely as an attempt at cat humor, which is likely failed since i am a bird person. ask me about birds.

Since cats generally suck ass, I'd take it to some kind of shelter that could find it another home

how about putting birds in their litter box? that would at least attract them to their litter box.

Sorry Doggies ARE better though

We had an 8 foot rattlesnake in the enclosed backyard. All three dogs were barking and carrying on.My husband managed to get them in the house without anyone getting bitten.
I made appointments for all three of our dogs to get rattlesnake avoidance training with the Humane Society. They use a de-fanged snake and shock collars. It's for their own good.
By the time the fire department came to re-locate the snake, he was gone.


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no.

doggies coat you in their slobber and assume you need to have them constantly violating your personal space. this is what relationships are for, not pets.

Cats are arrogant, they just look @ you like they own the place & they walk on counters in kitchens & they shed EVERYWHERE

& know that you're talking to someone who just got her mom a puppy & cannot hear any wrong about dogs (even when she bites me & jumps out the water when I'm bathing her ) I'm over the moon about that frickin' dog, she kills me

So in closing, cats still suck ass

this reminds me of a couple I knew who kept some birds in a a cage in their dining room. The birds would shit straight on the wall and scratch all their seed out onto the floor. After the first time those fuckers would have been evicted!

Sorry Doggies ARE better though

i think the key with pets, like kids is to teach them early on, don't
waste a single day.

i took two weeks off from work when i got my puppy and literally sat
with him for 3 days straight. no interruptions, no chores, just sat
in the house watching him and took him outside right after he'd had
a nap or a drink or some food etc. plus just watching him playing in
the house.

and everytime he did something outside i went balistic, rolling on
the floor, chucking out doggy snacks like a sprinkler, cooing and
purring like a deranged kitten. so the dog was like "yay, shitting
outside is superfun"



after 3 days he was house trained, never once did anything inside

that way you don't have to punish your animal because they only learn
the right way to do something and you don't have to step in.

i've known people with 6 month/up to a year old dogs who still shat
in the house because they couldn't get them to go outside. it's all
a matter of investing lots of time in the first days which pays off
in the long run.

having said that, cats are stubborn smart ass fuckers. if she decided
she'll crap inside that's what she'll do