My co-worker says to clean the spot with vinegar and water solution so that the cat doesn't smell it and decide to go to the same spot every time.

....But I don't know.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I'll try that.




That stupid ass, fluffy white cat.

Imago said:

I think that's more for cats who spray, not poo. Pooing is a really serious thing.

what an ugly animal.

No offense.

CarrieMpls said:

The smaller, stupid ass, calico cat used to poop in the same corner.


Stupid ass cats.

JerseyKRS said:

It's cute!



You're just a bitter old hag, you pompous, pampered Petunia!

xplnyrslf said:

we have snakes here too.
And Boas, and pythons, and aligators, and some type of swamp beast they think is the Floridian Yetti.

Maybe I should just get rid of the cat.

i just got rid of my cat because of my wife's allergies. this past weekend i was cleaning my media room and noticed the subtle scent of cat piss. i followed me nose behind my stereo systems and this F@^ker pissed all over my cord and cable connections!

i he were still here he'd be

JerseyKRS said:

oh my god, we think alike...
I was wondering where the cute, fluffy cat was....
because, lets be honest, that is a pic of one "jankity" looking feline...

roodboi said:

yeah, i hate cats with pink noses and paws! wtf, seems like their gene pool was f'd

magnificentsynthesizer said:

Cats suck ass, don't they?




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Imago said:

man, where do i begin. they're useless!

I think she's mad that she looks so ratty. Get her groomed!

I could never own a cat.... I am the only one who gets to mark his territory in my house.... beyatch!

magnificentsynthesizer said:

BINGO!!!!!
This one won't even chase large bugs out of fear.

And Siamese cats are worse. They have poor night time vision! What kind of nocturnal animal has poor nighttime vision?? WTF???

CarrieLee said:

That's the way his fur is.
Turkish Angoras are very hairy cats.


It's super soft, almost like touching down. But it doesn't stay "neat" looking.

pardonme4livin said:

Cats would find your presence intolerable!






I however, wouldn't.

Imago said:

oh and if there was a "cat blender" emoticon....that'd be my response to that shit....

CarrieMpls said:

Something is making her unhappy!

superspaceboy said:

Fuck that cat.

Has anyone considered MY emotions?

PANDURITO said:

that looks almost exactly like our new cat, and it looks exactly like the kind of dumbass thing he'd let us do to him.

Imago said:

I agree! You should go dump on the carpet!

Anxiety said:

Two men living in the same house, buy a cat together.


I detect more than a hint of Gheyness in all of that.

i think the key with pets, like kids is to teach them early on, don't
waste a single day.

i took two weeks off from work when i got my puppy and literally sat
with him for 3 days straight. no interruptions, no chores, just sat
in the house watching him and took him outside right after he'd had
a nap or a drink or some food etc. plus just watching him playing in
the house.

and everytime he did something outside i went balistic, rolling on
the floor, chucking out doggy snacks like a sprinkler, cooing and
purring like a deranged kitten. so the dog was like "yay, shitting
outside is superfun"



after 3 days he was house trained, never once did anything inside

that way you don't have to punish your animal because they only learn
the right way to do something and you don't have to step in.

i've known people with 6 month/up to a year old dogs who still shat
in the house because they couldn't get them to go outside. it's all
a matter of investing lots of time in the first days which pays off
in the long run.

having said that, cats are stubborn smart ass fuckers. if she decided
she'll crap inside that's what she'll do

Imago said:

Whatever! She looks wet Brush her!

IstenSzek said:

Perhaps we can discuss this matter over the phone.

It's all about learned behaviour.

She's just following your lead. Stop having skat parties and she'll probably stop. You can't expect her not to do it if daddy is doing it.

Sorry, not trying to be mean...it's called tough love.

JustErin said:

I'm sending your facebook link to my roomate and telling him you're interested.



Trust me, he'll never leave you alone. You thought ken was bad.

Imago said:

I hate you.

i say blow up a bunch of balloons and then rub them against the cat's fur, vigorously. after briskly rubbing the balloons against cat's fur, the balloons should pretty much stick to the fur without any help.

once your cat has been covered in balloons i think you will find she no longer poos where she shouldn't as she will be way too busy addressing the balloons that are stuck to her fur.

hope this helps*.





disclaimer: the above is not intended to be taken literally, nor intended to be implemented in any way, shape, or form. the above reply was posted merely as an attempt at cat humor, which is likely failed since i am a bird person. ask me about birds.