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Morning Sex. . . She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her And then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' And returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' | |
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goodmorning! yes SIR! | |
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I prefer a morning handjob. | |
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Spookymuffin said: I prefer a morning handjob.
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I lovvvvve sex in the morning. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: I lovvvvve sex in the morning.
urgh, i hate morning sex. the last thing i want is for someone to put their greasy paws on me just after i've clapped my eyes open. unless it's so late that it's technically morning, and i'm in amsterdam, with huey, being part of the juicy boyz inc. and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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What's Morning Sex? Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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IstenSzek said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: I lovvvvve sex in the morning.
urgh, i hate morning sex. the last thing i want is for someone to put their greasy paws on me just after i've clapped my eyes open. unless it's so late that it's technically morning, and i'm in amsterdam, with huey, being part of the juicy boyz inc. Damn!!!!
Let me rephrase. I looooove sex in the morning.....after I've brushed my teeth and washed my face. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: IstenSzek said: urgh, i hate morning sex. the last thing i want is for someone to put their greasy paws on me just after i've clapped my eyes open. unless it's so late that it's technically morning, and i'm in amsterdam, with huey, being part of the juicy boyz inc. Damn!!!!
Let me rephrase. I looooove sex in the morning.....after I've brushed my teeth and washed my face. i'm the same i don't really like to be sexed until after that! | |
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evenstar3 said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Damn!!!!
Let me rephrase. I looooove sex in the morning.....after I've brushed my teeth and washed my face. i'm the same i don't really like to be sexed until after that!Although with my ex (the one that lasted 8 years, 20 million years ago) it was ON!! It didn't matter. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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I love morning sex.
I especially fancy to be woken up with a kiss on my johnson. . [Edited 5/7/08 15:02pm] I'm not mad at you, I'm mad at the dirt. | |
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Ahhh, yes, I remember sex.  The good ol' days.I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired! | |
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SCNDLS said: She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her And then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' And returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' HA HA!!! That was funny!! | |
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DAMN ORGERS AND THEIR SEXUAL ESCAPADES!!!!  DAMN DAMN DAMN..!!!NEW WAVE FOREVER: SLAVE TO THE WAVE FROM THE CRADLE TO THE GRAVE. | |
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NWF said: DAMN ORGERS AND THEIR SEXUAL ESCAPADES!!!!
DAMN DAMN DAMN..!!! | |
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SCNDLS said: She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her And then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' And returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' brings a new meaning to the phrase "2 minute man" hehe Smurf theme song-seriously how many fucking "La Las" can u fit into a dam song
Proud Wendy and Lisa Fancy Lesbian asskisser  | |
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toots said: SCNDLS said: She was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walked in; She turned and said, You've got to make love to me this very moment.' His eyes lit up and he thought, 'This is my lucky day.' Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her And then gave it his all; Right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, 'Thanks,' And returned to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asked, 'What was that all about?' She explained, 'The egg timer's broken.' brings a new meaning to the phrase "2 minute man" hehe  Damn shame, ain't it? | |
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SCNDLS said: toots said: brings a new meaning to the phrase "2 minute man" hehe Damn shame, ain't it? that is.. i wouldnt even want sex lol ... he certainly couldnt stick around | |
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Adisa said: Ahhh, yes, I remember sex.
The good ol' days.Me Too!  [Edited 5/7/08 15:58pm] Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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| damn that was funny!!!!! I will forever love and miss you...my sweet Prince. | |
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| cute. | |
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Morning Sex? 
Married women don't have sex! Once they have that ring on thir finger it cut of the circulation 2 anything below the neck! | |
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i like what Martin Lawrence said about morning sex.. he said the woman 'marinates' overnight lol.. and she's just right for sex in the morning lol | |
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Flowerz said: i like what Martin Lawrence said about morning sex.. he said the woman 'marinates' overnight lol.. and she's just right for sex in the morning lol
I've heard guys say that before. I also know somebody  that actually prefers to go down on a woman after she's muuuuurrrrrinated overnight. | |
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SCNDLS said: Flowerz said: i like what Martin Lawrence said about morning sex.. he said the woman 'marinates' overnight lol.. and she's just right for sex in the morning lol
I've heard guys say that before. I also know somebody that actually prefers to go down on a woman after she's muuuuurrrrrinated overnight. my exboyfriend used to sneak out of bed, go brush his teeth, and then come back to be to have sex. he never cared that my teeth weren't brushed. i found it odd but just went with it anyway. | |
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SCNDLS said: Flowerz said: i like what Martin Lawrence said about morning sex.. he said the woman 'marinates' overnight lol.. and she's just right for sex in the morning lol
I've heard guys say that before. I also know somebody that actually prefers to go down on a woman after she's muuuuurrrrrinated overnight. I know a guy who preferz "marinated" oral 2.His motto? "The funkier,the better!" | |
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sexxydancer said: SCNDLS said: I've heard guys say that before. I also know somebody that actually prefers to go down on a woman after she's muuuuurrrrrinated overnight. I know a guy who preferz "marinated" oral 2.His motto? "The funkier,the better!" Is that vainandy? | |
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When I first read this title "morning Sex" I thought...we don't have that anymore...boyfriend and i.... 
Not even on weekends. | |
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