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Happy Birthday Funkpill  
Stay blessed and have a wonderful birthday!  
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I thought this was gonna be a joke thread! 
In honor of your birthday, here's a very funkpill-ish joke: ~~~~~ 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" ~~~~~ [Edited 5/7/08 8:31am] The Normal Whores Club | |
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| Happy Birthday!! Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian  | |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! 
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H A P P Y ***** B I R T H D A Y !!!
   
 Have an awesome day
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Happy birthday! | |
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Happy Birthday!!!  Rhythm floods my heart♥The melody it feeds my soul | |
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Happy B-day old man!! The Viagra I got you is in the mail!!! | |
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rachel3 said: Happy B-day old man!! The Viagra I got you is in the mail!!!
 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Tim!
Thank you for your friendship and inspiration. I totally forgot it was your birthday. Dinner on me next weekend. | |
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 funk!
happy birthday my love!  [...i think i can, i think i can, i think i can...] | |
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happy birthday!!!
We all should know that diversity makes for a rich tapestry, and we must understand that all the threads of the tapestry are equal in value no matter what their color. Maya Angelou | |
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Happy B-Day, Funkpeezy! nWo: bboy87 - Timmy84 - LittleBlueCorvette - MuthaFunka - phunkdaddy - Christopher
MuthaFunka - Black...by popular demand | |
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 Happy Birthday!!!!! | |
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HAPPY HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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 I had no idea it was your birthday.
Happy Birthday to you! I hope you have a wonderful day, are getting nice presents and are enjoying a nice dinner and birthday cake  !
I just ate some chocolate in honour of your special day   .[Edited 5/7/08 12:35pm] With a very special thank you to Tina: Is hammer already absolute, how much some people verändern...ICH hope is never so I will be! And if, then I hope that I would then have wen in my environment who joins me in the A.... | |
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Happy Birthday!  | |
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Happy Birthday  
Some employees bought their boss a surprise present for his birthday. Before opening it, the boss shook it slightly, and noticed that it was wet in the corner. Touching his finger to the wet spot and tasting it, he asked, "Is it a bottle of wine?" The employees replied, "No." Once again, he touched his finger to the box and tasted the liquid. "A bottle of scotch?" His employees replied, "Not that either." At last the boss asked, "I give up. What is it?" His workers answered, "A puppy!"   I have a firm grip on reality...Maybe just not this reality  |
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Happy BDay!!! surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years... | |
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Another year of the funk!
 No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Happy birthday Pill | |
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Happy Birthday, funkpill. One of the sweetest orgers.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
"Love Hurts. Your lies, they cut me. Now your words don't mean a thing. I don't give a damn if you ever loved me..." -Cher, "Woman's World" | |
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Happy birthday sweetheart
you are a good, sweet, caring man and im sorry i missed your day!! much love and lots of happiness to you all year long
perhaps this year  afterall, you wanna live on the edge now, right?
luv ya babe
happy birthday! One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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Happy Birthday dammitt. I'm sure he'll be checkin' into Boogie Bodyland today. Andy is a four letter word. | |
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Oh Crap 
I didn't forget...Jus' haven't had time to get on the Org... Hope you had a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! Probably still goin on ..
's and a brite bo-kay of chocolate covered strawberries for you...and 's
a box of Sugar Babies too....can't find that commercial anywhere
so my best ..."A'roo, A'roo" for ya...
your the best | |
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 will have to try that serenade now
you know i love ya She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: will have to try that serenade now
you know i love yaBack at cha'!!
And you sounded great | |
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 Shake it til ya make it | |
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