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Ladies, A Question: "75 Things Every Man Should Master" What are 5 things you feel a man MUST know, or know how to do, in order for you to be impressed with him or by him?
Edit: I got the idea from this Esquire article: 75 Things Every Man Should Master I was just wondering if any of these 75 things mattered much to women, or if you guys (um, women lol) had some better things you felt made a man more attractive in your eyes. . [Edited 5/6/08 19:35pm] | |
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MY VAGINA IS NOT MY BRAIN
I HAVE FEELINGS PIZZA IS NOT EATING OUT MY LEGS AND BOTTOM ARE NOT FAT MY HAIR DOES NOT HAVE SPLIT-ENDS | |
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Spookymuffin said: MY VAGINA IS NOT MY BRAIN
I HAVE FEELINGS PIZZA IS NOT EATING OUT MY LEGS AND BOTTOM ARE NOT FAT MY HAIR DOES NOT HAVE SPLIT-ENDS 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Spookymuffin said: MY VAGINA IS NOT MY BRAIN
I HAVE FEELINGS PIZZA IS NOT EATING OUT MY LEGS AND BOTTOM ARE NOT FAT MY HAIR DOES NOT HAVE SPLIT-ENDS you fail at all but the last one. | |
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Spookymuffin said: MY VAGINA IS NOT MY BRAIN
I HAVE FEELINGS PIZZA IS NOT EATING OUT MY LEGS AND BOTTOM ARE NOT FAT MY HAIR DOES NOT HAVE SPLIT-ENDS Where the hell did that last one come from? | |
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Byron said: Spookymuffin said: MY VAGINA IS NOT MY BRAIN
I HAVE FEELINGS PIZZA IS NOT EATING OUT MY LEGS AND BOTTOM ARE NOT FAT MY HAIR DOES NOT HAVE SPLIT-ENDS Where the hell did that last one come from? My friends who are girls: "my hair looks good today, right ben?" IF I ACTUALLY CHECK THEIR HAIR, THERE ARE SPLIT ENDS, BUT I STAY QUIET. "yes, it looks beautiful, like my cock." | |
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Spookymuffin said: Byron said: Where the hell did that last one come from? My friends who are girls: "my hair looks good today, right ben?" IF I ACTUALLY CHECK THEIR HAIR, THERE ARE SPLIT ENDS, BUT I STAY QUIET. "yes, it looks beautiful, like my cock." I love you man [Edited 5/6/08 18:01pm] 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Spookymuffin said: My friends who are girls: "my hair looks good today, right ben?" IF I ACTUALLY CHECK THEIR HAIR, THERE ARE SPLIT ENDS, BUT I STAY QUIET. "yes, it looks beautiful, like my cock." I love you man I love you too. | |
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Spookymuffin said: Byron said: Where the hell did that last one come from? My friends who are girls: "my hair looks good today, right ben?" IF I ACTUALLY CHECK THEIR HAIR, THERE ARE SPLIT ENDS, BUT I STAY QUIET. "yes, it looks beautiful, like my cock." I guess that's better than "Actually, it has split ends. Like my cock." | |
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Byron said: Spookymuffin said: My friends who are girls: "my hair looks good today, right ben?" IF I ACTUALLY CHECK THEIR HAIR, THERE ARE SPLIT ENDS, BUT I STAY QUIET. "yes, it looks beautiful, like my cock." I guess that's better than "Actually, it has split ends. Like my cock." | |
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gosh I'm exhausted. I just don't know, I'm sure you can figure it out along the way . Just do whats right. If they don't get it then they are schizo | |
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Brownsugar said: gosh I'm exhausted. I just don't know, I'm sure you can figure it out along the way . Just do whats right. If they don't get it then they are schizo
How about: Take a good photograph...lol Be good with kids?... Make a good omlette lol... | |
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Oral sex
Manage money well Do household repairs Can quote someone besides Homer Simpson Know when to shut up No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Byron said: Brownsugar said: gosh I'm exhausted. I just don't know, I'm sure you can figure it out along the way . Just do whats right. If they don't get it then they are schizo
How about: Take a good photograph...lol Be good with kids?... Make a good omlette lol... so lets see... You can make 'em look good in a pic you dig kids and you can cook? You should be in like flynn!!!! | |
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Brownsugar said: Byron said: How about: Take a good photograph...lol Be good with kids?... Make a good omlette lol... so lets see... You can make 'em look good in a pic you dig kids and you can cook? You should be in like flynn!!!! Even just a half of any one of those is enough considering 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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littlemissG said: Can quote someone besides Homer Simpson You mean like Stewie from Family Guy, maybe? | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Brownsugar said: so lets see... You can make 'em look good in a pic you dig kids and you can cook? You should be in like flynn!!!! Even just a half of any one of those is enough considering | |
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Byron said: littlemissG said: Can quote someone besides Homer Simpson You mean like Stewie from Family Guy, maybe? Jesus, Mark Twain, Plato, anyone! No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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Let's see....
Cook! Be good with kids Dance Be himself. I must like this fool for a reason, so he shouldn't try to change himself And most importantly, he must know how to act around my family and be cool when in the presence of the harshest critic of the family, my uncle Gilberto (I always get scared about this ) Something else that really impresses me is if he tries to pick up some Spanish if he doesn't speak it already. One of my exes asked me to teach him some so that he could talk to my family members since a good portion of them don't speak English. OMG, I melted the first time I saw him trying to have a discussion with my abuelita [Edited 5/6/08 18:27pm] | |
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Byron said: littlemissG said: Can quote someone besides Homer Simpson You mean like Stewie from Family Guy, maybe? I know a little Grady Wilson from Sanford and Son. | |
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violator said: Byron said: You mean like Stewie from Family Guy, maybe? I know a little Grady Wilson from Sanford and Son. I can quote Spongebob ... | |
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JessieJ said: Something else that really impresses me is if he tries to pick up some Spanish if he doesn't speak it already. One of my exes asked me to teach him some so that he could talk to my family members since a good portion of them don't speak English. OMG, I melted the first time I saw him trying to have a discussion with my abuelita He didn't mess up and call her a "Lard-filled crusty goat" in Spanish by accident, did he?...Cuz, um, that could happen to anyone. | |
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Byron said: JessieJ said: Something else that really impresses me is if he tries to pick up some Spanish if he doesn't speak it already. One of my exes asked me to teach him some so that he could talk to my family members since a good portion of them don't speak English. OMG, I melted the first time I saw him trying to have a discussion with my abuelita He didn't mess up and call her a "Lard-filled crusty goat" in Spanish by accident, did he?...Cuz, um, that could happen to anyone. Aww.... No, he just said that he enjoyed the dinner that she prepared and that he had a wonderful time in her home. My grandmother got so happy, not only because he said it, but because he said it in her language. I was like: | |
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1. He has to be himself.
2. He has to be able to carry on a conversation and laugh. 3. He has to be good in bed. 4. He has to like my kids and be good with them. 5. He has to respect me and let me be who I am. | |
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Byron said: What are 5 things you feel a man MUST know, or know how to do, in order for you to be impressed with him or by him?
Enjoy music Make me laugh (but thats not hard ) Be kind Hold a good conversation Be open-minded If you will, so will I | |
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Byron said: violator said: I know a little Grady Wilson from Sanford and Son. I can quote Spongebob ... "Every time you think you weaken the nation." Who said that? No More Haters on the Internet. | |
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JessieJ said: Byron said: He didn't mess up and call her a "Lard-filled crusty goat" in Spanish by accident, did he?...Cuz, um, that could happen to anyone. Aww.... No, he just said that he enjoyed the dinner that she prepared and that he had a wonderful time in her home. My grandmother got so happy, not only because he said it, but because he said it in her language. I was like: Yeah...I'm guessing the lard-filled crusty goat comment probably would have ruined the mood, huh... | |
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hokie said: 1. He has to be himself.
2. He has to be able to carry on a conversation and laugh. 3. He has to be good in bed. 4. He has to like my kids and be good with them. 5. He has to drink Coke. | |
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littlemissG said: Byron said: I can quote Spongebob ... "Every time you think you weaken the nation." Who said that? My mom, when I was first starting grade school ... Well, ok, not really. I'd say the Marx Brothers, maybe?...Or Cheney to George Bush? | |
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Just to clarify, I'm not really asking about characteristics or personality qualities you'd like a man to have...I'm referring more to things a man can do or things he's knowledgeable in that make you see him in an attractive light. | |
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