That we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another and have him looking for work in 6 weeks."



A German doctor says, "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another and have him looking for work in 3 weeks."



A British doctor says," In my country medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart put it in another and have them both looking for work in 2 weeks."



The Texas doctor not to be outdone says, "You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work."

funkpill said:

Best joke I've heard all week.

thanks

Best




Joke




Ever

I don't get it.

happy weekend funky

A guy goes to Mexico and loses his wallet and passport. He tries to talk his way back across the border, but no luck. So he says to the border guard, "I'll prove I'm American!"

He drops his pants and reveals a tattoo of George Bush on hs left asscheek and Dick Cheney on his right asscheek.

The border guard waves him through and says, "Have a nice trip back to Arizona." The man is puzzled and says, "As a matter of fact, I am from Phoenix. How did you know that?"

"I recognized John McCain in the middle."

and,

but seriously this is is bullshit and its bad foir ya, so FP and RS stop spreading ur communist lies.