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How do i get girls to have intercourse with me? i'm a virgin..i really love ducks..please help me ..
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you goota be as beautiful as I am for that to happen  | |
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offer them a duck !
or have you already tried that ... if that didn'twork - well I'm stuffed ... | |
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What have you done with RandomDuck? 
. [This message was edited Mon Oct 21 18:51:39 PDT 2002 by Boob] ==========================
 LICK MY MAJIK NIPPLE!!! | |
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make sure you give the duck a name and dress it up... it implores effort | |
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Heavenly said: you goota be as beautiful as I am for that to happen
Heh heh. I'd still like to see you use your hands.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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MrBliss said: i'm a virgin..i really love ducks..please help me ..
Sometimes you have to give them candy bars. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
A Lethal Dose of American Hatred | |
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id but some lubrication on my beek . . .
and for god sake dont speak | |
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IceNine said: MrBliss said: i'm a virgin..i really love ducks..please help me ..
Sometimes you have to give them candy bars. what flavour? | |
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MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: i'm a virgin..i really love ducks..please help me ..
Sometimes you have to give them candy bars. what flavour? I would suggest an "almond joy" bar... they are very suggestive, as they have nuts too... SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: Heavenly said: you goota be as beautiful as I am for that to happen
Heh heh. I'd still like to see you use your hands. Remeber, you gotta wait till you're 18 | |
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Heavenly said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: Heavenly said: you goota be as beautiful as I am for that to happen
Heh heh. I'd still like to see you use your hands. Remeber, you gotta wait till you're 18 Yes, yes, I know! -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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IceNine said: MrBliss said: IceNine said: MrBliss said: i'm a virgin..i really love ducks..please help me ..
Sometimes you have to give them candy bars. what flavour? I would suggest an "almond joy" bar... they are very suggestive, as they have nuts too... i just went next door and offered the lady an "almond joy" bar..she said YES! and she smiled..so i quickly pulled out my erection and with a sly wink said..who's ya ducky?...oh well..still a virgin..but thanx for the help anyway p.s it's so cool how they have the internet in jail cells these days [This message was edited Mon Oct 21 19:35:49 PDT 2002 by MrBliss] | |
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ducks? | |
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tell the duck you will duck it from behind | |
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IceNine said: MrBliss said: i'm a virgin..i really love ducks..please help me ..
Sometimes you have to give them candy bars. I'll make u happy...if U give me candy! ***************************************************
Seems like the overly critical people are the sheep now days. It takes guts to admit that you like something. -Rdhull ...it ain't where ya from, it's where ya at... - Rakim | |
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"Beer helping ugly people have sex since 1862" [This message was edited Mon Oct 21 20:17:40 PDT 2002 by MostBeautifulGrlNTheWorld] | |
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Two Words... PERSONAL HYGIENE
~Just a question..since it's in my head~ Don't Ducks Lay Eggs!?
MrBliss...you're silly  The Prince.org Photo Album http://www.purplehouse.nl...ery/Jacqui | |
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Vashti said:[quote]Two Words... PERSONAL HYGIENE
hey..i'm clean..i swim in the pond daily | |
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MrBliss said: i'm a virgin..i really love ducks..please help me ..
Maybe if you'd quit saying that women are ugly and they stink you'd get some. Just a suggestion  | |
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Hmmm 
I may b going out on a limb here... but perhaps if u'd stop accusing them of licking eachother's vaginas everytime the lights needed changing, u just might get some! Okay... I'm laughing again! |
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moderatorDon't forget the tires, June7 
Wow...between all the light bulb and tire changing, it's amazing I have any time at all for work or sleep anymore LOL | |
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Okay... now Nikster is making me laugh!!!
I'd introduce u 2 my wife, but u'd probably want 2 lick her vagina!!! (according 2 MrBliss) Oh, u lesbians!!! |
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June7 said: Okay... now Nikster is making me laugh!!!
I'd introduce u 2 my wife, but u'd probably want 2 lick her vagina!!! (according 2 MrBliss) Oh, u lesbians!!! WHAT?!?!?!?! You didn't know??? That's like the offical lesbian handshake | |
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