FunkMistress said:

Nikademus said:

Not all lesbians wear dresses...sheesh


Hell...if I ever did, I'd feel like i was crossdressing

My butch-ass friend Valarie is a lawyer. She had to appear in the courtroom of a judge who required all female attorneys to wear skirts and pantyhose (this was a couple of decades ago; not sure if they could get away with that shit now).

She was walking awkwardly, and the judge asked her what her damn problem was.

She told him, "I feel like a fag in drag, Your Honor."

He couldn't help but laugh.

Spookymuffin said:

Ocean said:

Experience was? 3 different guys? Were they friends? Do u regret it? Would u consider doing it again?
This sounds like 20 questions huh

First two were fun, last one was horrible and it's why I'm straight now. I probably would do it again with a certain type of guy, pending Laurel's consent. It's more likely to happen in a threesome now.

Nikademus said:

FunkMistress said:

My butch-ass friend Valarie is a lawyer. She had to appear in the courtroom of a judge who required all female attorneys to wear skirts and pantyhose (this was a couple of decades ago; not sure if they could get away with that shit now).

She was walking awkwardly, and the judge asked her what her damn problem was.

She told him, "I feel like a fag in drag, Your Honor."

He couldn't help but laugh.

LOL...that's funny

Sucks that he would have had a requirement like that tho...I certainly hope that is no longer the case.

Ocean said:

Spookymuffin said:

First two were fun, last one was horrible and it's why I'm straight now. I probably would do it again with a certain type of guy, pending Laurel's consent. It's more likely to happen in a threesome now.

So ur first experience was with a guy?

Spookymuffin said:

Ocean said:

So ur first experience was with a guy?

Ocean said:

Spookymuffin said:

I love that ur honest enough to answer my questions..thank u

KidaDynamite said:

sammij said:

he might as well just come on out and tell us already damn.

sirpsycho's gonna kick my ass edit
[Edited 5/4/08 5:43am]

Ocean said:

Spookymuffin said:

First two were fun, last one was horrible and it's why I'm straight now. I probably would do it again with a certain type of guy, pending Laurel's consent. It's more likely to happen in a threesome now.

So ur first experience was with a guy?

SirPsycho said:

KidaDynamite said:

sirpsycho's gonna kick my ass edit
[Edited 5/4/08 5:43am]

oh shit...i forgot about this thread

KidaDynamite said:

SirPsycho said:

oh shit...i forgot about this thread

So....

sammij said:

KidaDynamite said:

So....

right?

he'll probably get all poetic to woo us into forgetting what we're demanding to hear

KidaDynamite said:

sammij said:

right?

he'll probably get all poetic to woo us into forgetting what we're demanding to hear

Oh no, he's not gonna sweet talk his way out of this one!

Does he need me to start the story off?....lets's see!

One time my friends and I were chilling at {add place here} when this dude walks in. Surprisingly he was attractive to me. It was obvious because when I adverted my eyes to my pants little SirPsycho was trying to bust through the seams then.....

KidaDynamite said:

sammij said:

right?

he'll probably get all poetic to woo us into forgetting what we're demanding to hear

Oh no, he's not gonna sweet talk his way out of this one!

Does he need me to start the story off?....lets's see!

One time my friends and I were chilling at {add place here} when this dude walks in. Surprisingly he was attractive to me. It was obvious because when I adverted my eyes to my pants little SirPsycho was trying to bust through the seams then.....

Amaxx said:

Ocean said:

So ur first experience was with a guy?

sammij said:

KidaDynamite said:

Oh no, he's not gonna sweet talk his way out of this one!

Does he need me to start the story off?....lets's see!

One time my friends and I were chilling at {add place here} when this dude walks in. Surprisingly he was attractive to me. It was obvious because when I adverted my eyes to my pants little SirPsycho was trying to bust through the seams then.....

no you didn't

mr. psycho, sir, uhm, i just wanna know what went down, i'm not teasing you like this kid a chick...

SCNDLS said:

KidaDynamite said:

Oh no, he's not gonna sweet talk his way out of this one!

Does he need me to start the story off?....lets's see!

One time my friends and I were chilling at {add place here} when this dude walks in. Surprisingly he was attractive to me. It was obvious because when I adverted my eyes to my pants little SirPsycho was trying to bust through the seams then.....

KidaDynamite said:

sammij said:

no you didn't

mr. psycho, sir, uhm, i just wanna know what went down, i'm not teasing you like this kid a chick...

He knows i'm just playing.....I think!

SirPsycho said:

SirPsycho said:

Ocean said:

Amaxx said:

I wasn't talking to u
[Edited 5/6/08 20:49pm]

Amaxx said:

Ocean said:

I wasn't talking to u
[Edited 5/6/08 20:49pm]

True! U said U weren't going 2 talk 2 me anymore!
How rude!

KidaDynamite said:

SirPsycho said:

come come now....haven't we learned anything?


*ahem*

~turns page to old friends for sale original transcript~



"...life ain't no good without fantasy...somethings are better left unsaid..."

I KNEW IT!


















let me shut up, i've already said enough to get me cyber-slapped for a week!

SirPsycho said:

KidaDynamite said:

I KNEW IT!


















let me shut up, i've already said enough to get me cyber-slapped for a week!

...you know i had to do it whatever u wish me 2 be am


"...i could be a girl, a boy, i could be your toy..."









[prince lyrics...i mean, is there no perfect moment for them? ]

KidaDynamite said:

SirPsycho said:

...you know i had to do it whatever u wish me 2 be am


"...i could be a girl, a boy, i could be your toy..."









[prince lyrics...i mean, is there no perfect moment for them? ]

Why are you doing this to me?

SirPsycho said:

KidaDynamite said:

Why are you doing this to me?

...the same reason you deny us post-pre-adolescent pictures...


can i get an amen somebody?

Ocean said:

Amaxx said:

True! U said U weren't going 2 talk 2 me anymore!
How rude!

oh yes that's right