oh lawd



http://www.rejectionline.com

Basically the concept is simple. If somebody comes up to you in a bar, church, while pumping the gas, at Starbucks, on the FUCKING ORG, or any other place of inconvenience and you want to reject them in a novel way, instead of giving them your phone number, you give them one of the numbers to "The Rejection" line, where a message awaits them to let them down for you so you don't have to bother wasting your own precious thoughts one minute longer on them!


That guy who that is doing all those stupid 'Involuntary Celibacy" or whatever youtube videos, should get a bunch of these numbers posted on his youtube comments section



I dedicate this thread to Ocean, cause you KNOW damn well her fine ass needs to reject some folks from time to time.

OMG


THese are great

http://www.rejectionline....isten.html

My dear Dan..where do you find these things???

i am so using this.

MoniGram said:

Somebody gave me the number last night.

evenstar3 said:

totally call that phone number on the main page.


Just the menu options alone are hilarious

Imago said:

i did!! they even have l.a. based numbers

evenstar3 said:

I can't breathe

amazing

Imago said:

Protege said:

I'm sooooo totally sending this to my buddy that just broke up with his girl

http://www.rejectionline....omfort.mp3

Imago said:

"the you behind the mask"

Cool!!!

Imago said:

I wonder why

luv4u said:

this is almost as funny as when sarcasm flies over someone's head.

Brownsugar said:

I choked on my drink when I first heard that



(I've listened to it 4 times now. ).



I'm sorry, but her voice IS comforting. I can't resist it.

veronikka said:

Girl, this the new pink

this site is in my favorites now wtf...

Shit, I could of used this earlier today

JessieJ said:

GIrl, just give them MY phone number.

The bat dick joke will PWN their asses into not calling you anymore if that's what you want.

Imago said:

I actually just made up a number. This dude was CREEPY.

very ingenious if u ask me.

heres an idea for u. change the 'STUPID' to 'USEFUL'.

u sell more.

Uppertwist said:

OMG: When you press the option to speak to a female rejection associate: http://www.rejectionline....female.mp3


The option to listen to a sad poem: http://www.rejectionline....3/poem.mp3

JessieJ said:

I always wonder if there is a strong correlation between creepiness and assertiveness. There are certainly coorelations between creepiness and forced celibacy, that's for sure.

Ladies,

If a man invites you to go watch Iron-Man with him this weekend totally give his ass one of those phone numbers!

Imago said:

I disagree

Brownsugar said:

Just like a public televised kiss between MJ and Lisa Marie Presley, you are wrong. wrong wrong wrong.