One4All4Ever said:

roodboi said:

hey cyclops ... you don't seem to suffer much but I do think you're quite lucky and at least you don't need make-up for the coming days ...
whoever did this to you ... kick him in the groin
And last but not least ... tell your dad to buy a new couch ... it's awful

Jason, you're the dad I wanna be so badly ... that sounds worse than it is. I know I'm a pretty good one, but somehow there's always better or at least ones I can learn from. Still, my couch isn't half as awful as yours

One4All4Ever said:

her brother was the one that hit her...a kick to his groin would be a welcomed relief for him, he feels terrible about it...


that couch is awful...awful comfortable...

she told me to post a pic for y'all to check out...as you can see, she shares her fathers general attitude...

she shares your additude.

next time teach her all the skills shes gonna need to be out there in the field.

she might need to duck every once in a while.

Uppertwist said:

she was at home...

and her brother hit her because neither one of them was paying attention to the other...

Last nite, I went to a friends house in the town where I grew up....I haven't seen him in 13 or so years and we were at odds when I last saw him...anyway, his dad died a couple of days ago, so I went by, we talked and caught up....everything was great....


on the way home, I stopped to see my dad at his office and he said I needed to call my wife, it was an emergency...she had been trying to get in contact with me for a couple of hours and, for whatever reason, my stupid cell phone never rang and the voicemails she left just came thru this morning...anyway, she was at the emergency room with our daughter...


Chloe was accidently hit in the face with a baseball bat...when I finally got there and walked into the room, I immediately burst into tears seeing my lil' girl like that...but she was fine, talking up a storm, joking with the nurses and wanting to get outta there....


she looked really bad though, her nose and eye were extremely swollen and discolored...they ran every scan necessary and she was fine...she does have a broken nose but its not deviated so thats another positve thing...I think her mother and I are in a lot worse shape over the whole thing...but again, shes fine, she's just gotta take it easy for a week or so and not bump her nose...

I keep thinking how bad this could have been but I'm so thankful that it wasn't...the doctors said that she's very lucky her eye socket wasn't crushed or that it wasn't a hit to the side of her head which could have been pretty devastatiing...I know it sounds corny y'all, but if you got kids, hug 'em....

roodboi said:

Wtf? It was done on purpose?

Did you have your son arrested for assault?

roodboi said:

I know exactly how you felt.

On Christmas night our youngest took a terrible spill off a scooter and although I'm usually a very calm parent, I was in hysterics. Her face was covered in blood. It was horrible.

Here's a pic after my father in law (former boxing trainer) cleaned her face up:

roodboi said:

I know exactly how you felt.

On Christmas night our youngest took a terrible spill off a scooter and although I'm usually a very calm parent, I was in hysterics. Her face was covered in blood. It was horrible.

Here's a pic after my father in law (former boxing trainer) cleaned her face up:

roodboi said:

Wtf? It was done on purpose?

Did you have your son arrested for assault?

JustErin said:

no, you fucking nimrod...


he was practicing hitting with his pitching machine...she was playing outside as well....he knows he's supposed to keep an eye out before he swings but she ran up to him really quick as he hit and on his follow thru...bang...child down...

It so hard to see anyone (your kid especially) like that.

I know exactly how you felt.

On Christmas night our youngest took a terrible spill off a scooter and although I'm usually a very calm parent, I was in hysterics. Her face was covered in blood. It was horrible.

roodboi said:

Dude, relax. It was a joke.

JustErin said:

Erin, when I went outside and saw her running towards me, screaming, her entire face smeared with blood, I felt my heart and my stomach drop to the ground.

Chris and his dad cleaned her up and everything; I was useless. It was the only time I have ever had to be forcibly removed from a room because I could not keep my shit together. I was crying uncontrollably

FunkMistress said:

ouch...stuff like this really sucks....glad she's ok, too!

Chloe actually looks worse today,which we were told to expect.. the whole area around her eye is discolored so badly, it just makes me sad...but she is taking it all in stride...her favorite colors are pink and purple so she thinks it's cool that part of her face has those colors now....

FunkMistress said:

I can't even imagine. I have yet to have any major injuries happen...well, except the time I dislocated my son's elbow by accident.

roodboi said:

Cool! Tell her you'll give her a shiner every week!