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Thread started 05/02/08 9:29am

Mars23

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May is Masturbation Month

http://www.masturbate-a-thon.com/

Could be NSFW, but no nakedness.
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #1 posted 05/02/08 9:29am

FunkMistress

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Sticky jokes coming in 3...2...1...
CHICKENS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO COCAINE, SILKY HEN.
The Normal Whores Club
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Reply #2 posted 05/02/08 9:30am

MIGUELGOMEZ

Every month is masturabtion month for me.....
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits"
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Reply #3 posted 05/02/08 9:31am

pardonme4livin

FunkMistress said:

Sticky jokes coming in 3...2...1...


spit falloff Niiiice one.... lol
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Reply #4 posted 05/02/08 9:32am

matthewgrant

well I guess this won't be the month I try to cut back jerkoff
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Reply #5 posted 05/02/08 9:32am

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FunkMistress said:

Sticky jokes coming in 3...2...1...



I struggled to leave that out of the 1st post.
Studies have shown the ass crack of the average Prince fan to be abnormally large. This explains the ease and frequency of their panties bunching up in it.
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Reply #6 posted 05/02/08 9:34am

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whofarted
I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired!
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Reply #7 posted 05/02/08 10:07am

SirPsycho

fuck! i thought last month was mastur.... doh!
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Reply #8 posted 05/02/08 10:08am

Empress

Gee, I thought it was mental health month confused
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Reply #9 posted 05/02/08 10:21am

Adisa

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Mother's Day
Memorial Day
Mental Health Month
Masturbation Month

lol
I'm sick and tired of the Prince fans being sick and tired of the Prince fans that are sick and tired!
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Reply #10 posted 05/02/08 4:18pm

theodore

what the shit falloff
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Reply #11 posted 05/02/08 5:29pm

abierman

masturbation!!!! woot!
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Reply #12 posted 05/02/08 5:30pm

Ocean

abierman said:

masturbation!!!! woot!

falloff
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Reply #13 posted 05/02/08 5:37pm

abierman

Ocean said:

abierman said:

masturbation!!!! woot!

falloff



mushy



yep, yep, yep!
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Reply #14 posted 05/02/08 5:37pm

MoniGram

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Well I know a certain someone who has been practicing all year for this event. lol
Proud Memaw to Seyhan Olivia Christine ,Zoey Cirilo Jaylee & Ellie Abigail Lillian mushy
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Reply #15 posted 05/02/08 6:24pm

JoeTyler

Masturbation is necessary, healthy and funny
tinkerbell
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Reply #16 posted 05/02/08 6:32pm

DiamondGlove

I'm not usually patriotic, but this year I will be a good citizen and do my duty to masterbate the women. boxing jerkoff
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Reply #17 posted 05/02/08 6:34pm

KidaDynamite

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Ohhhhh! THAT'S why it felt like that yesterday. drool
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #18 posted 05/02/08 6:56pm

thekidsgirl

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Hooray self lovin! dancing jig
If you will, so will I
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Reply #19 posted 05/02/08 7:28pm

theodore

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Ohhhhh! THAT'S why it felt like that yesterday. drool



tmi eek
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Reply #20 posted 05/02/08 7:31pm

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theodore said:

KidaDynamite said:

Ohhhhh! THAT'S why it felt like that yesterday. drool



tmi eek


Yeeeesuh!

surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #21 posted 05/02/08 7:45pm

theodore

KidaDynamite said:

theodore said:




tmi eek


Yeeeesuh!



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Reply #22 posted 05/02/08 7:50pm

KidaDynamite

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theodore said:

KidaDynamite said:



Yeeeesuh!




lol lol
surviving on the thought of loving you, it's just like the water
I ain't felt this way in years...
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Reply #23 posted 05/02/08 8:21pm

HatrinaHaterwi
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Chronic Masturbation - Snoop Dogg - Sexual Seduction Parody giggle

I knew from the start that I loved you with all my heart.
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Reply #24 posted 05/02/08 10:20pm

JuliePurplehea
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Shake it til ya make it dancing jig
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Reply #25 posted 05/03/08 9:09pm

ronnie

this should be a sticky!
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Reply #26 posted 05/04/08 8:11am

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Awesome. biggrin
"I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven
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Reply #27 posted 05/04/08 4:54pm

PurpleRighteou
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I graduated bitches!!! 12-19-09 woot! dancing jig
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Reply #28 posted 05/04/08 5:01pm

Spookymuffin

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It really does.
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