soulpower said:

then how come you voted 5 stars for your own thread 25 times?

as for contributing, well... that's the difference between you and i. i actually wait until i have a smart idea to start a thread, instead of starting a thread every day about the same dumb idea, crackpot
[This message was edited Thu Oct 31 16:07:40 PST 2002 by AaronForever]

Oil? Why the hell would you be worried about oil. After we all get fuckin blown up over here, oil will be of no use to us. Invest your $100 in solar power buddy. And that bit of advise is worth at least the $100 dude!

This just in: the RAA is a covert organisation that has roots as far back as the 11th Century. Many anti- American world leaders, famous non-American artists and musicians, a well-known mad Russian priest and a couple of cosmonauts have belonged to this organisation over the years. Soulpower and his antecedents were inducted into the secret society when they had to worship a wet sock after drinking 12 pints of german lager. Rumour has it that Ian has also drunk German lager.

Don't believe the disinformation that the RAA has just be founded: there are at least 4 questions to be answered which lead incontrevertibly to the conclusion that this is a long-standing conspiracy. Questions like:

1. Why is Soulpower in Berlin, a city ending in the syllable 'lin' - and Ian, recently-proclaimed secretary of RAA, who hails from Dub'lin': no coincidemce, surely?

2. Why was Rasputin the mad monk feted by Boney M in the song 'RAA RAA RAsputin?' This, the organisation's official anthem.

3. And who the hell is the suspicious dude in the hat and the coat sitting behind Soulpower in his profile pic? Soulpower is a front for this organisation - the dude behind him is the guy we need answers on.

Conspiracy

I just can't believe all the things the prez say (Conspiracy)
Was it black and white? Was it straight or bent? (Conspiracy)
Do u believe it's odd? Do u believe it's me? Yeah (Conspiracy)

Conspiracy
Conspiracy

U can't understand human duplicity (Conspiracy)
Was it odd 2 U? Was it what they wanted u 2 see? (Conspiracy)
Did U get nigh? Does your daddy spy? (Conspiracy)

Conspiracy
Conspiracy

Do I believe it's odd? Do u believe it's me? (Yeah, ooh yeah)
Some people gonna die so oil's nearly free?
They said, "story's just the same", they're all just insane
I don't wanna play (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Conspiracy
Conspiracy

{Bush's Prayer}
Our Leader, who art from Texas, swallowed be Hussein
Thy big bombs come, Thy will be done on earth but mostly in heaven
Give this war its daily raids and forgive us if we miss
As we target those who trespass against us
Lead us not into damnation, just deliver us from evil
For Thine is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever

Conspiracy
Conspiracy

Bomb ya, bomb ya, baby

Conspiracy
Conspiracy
(Oh yeah, yeah)
(Everybody, oh yeah)

Listen...
People call Bush rude, I wish he were all nude
I wish things were so black and white, I wish these were mere flukes
People call Bush rude, I wish he were all nude
I wish things were so black and white, I wish these were mere flukes

(repeat)

Yeah! (Conspiracy)
Oh yeah (Conspiracy)

Do I believe it's odd? Do u believe it's me? (Yeah, ooh yeah)
Some people gonna die so oil's nearly free?
They said, "story's just the same", they're all just insane
I don't wanna play (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

___

Ok I promise this is my last rewrite... for a while.
[This message was edited Thu Oct 31 19:38:19 PST 2002 by Aerogram]

What got you going on this SoulPower???

luv4u said:

And what's my place in this ? I am sure I can contribute alot soulpower!

not only are u racist soulpower..but u r also duckist..not once have u been willing to raise the duckish issues affecting us all.. but i'll show u..one day i'll have a child and u can bet i'll make DAMN sure they can spell better than u!

Hey Aaron... soulpower may be a crackpot but he's OUR crackpot

ian said:

Dont make it public,Ian, I might dismiss you from your office!!

2the9s said:

I said it, that makes it official! Watch yourself, before you get yourself zero-starred right on out of here

soulpower said:

I meant it as a compliment... you're our secret weapon
BTW you do realise now that the NSA, CIA and FBI all have our phones tapped don't you? Looks like I chose the right day to sell off my Home Anthrax Lab on eBay.

This notice is rather important, because here at the org we all feel alike and hold the same values. Because of recent events I've been inspired to stand up against the madness and ignorance and start the "Racists against Americans" (RAA) Union. Our main goals:
- to clarify that we do hate all Americans. Our hate is fundamental, uncensored, unlimited and not subject to negotiation.

- to clarify that we hate ALL Americans, that includes ALL races, colors, genetic backgrounds. We dont spare anybody.

Important notice: Americans can not join-up, they will be excluded from membership. Even if Americans share our Anti-American worldview, we can still hate you for your race. So dont even try.

If you like, you can give it a shot at our sister-organization "Ethnocentrics Against Americans" (EAA).

I will be president of the RAA, vice-secretary will be Ian, the moderator dude. Any suggestions who else might hold important positions? JOIN NOW! IT'S FREE

I'd like to join, but I don't hate all Americans. Just the ones who drive slow in front of me on the freeway.

Oh, and those that haven't figured out how to use an ATM terminal.

And anyone with a yellow house.

Or yellow car.

Cat owners.

Dog owners.

Cat AND dog owners. That's just perverse.

People who let their kids run around outside with droopy diapers. That's nasty.

Men with a full head of hair past the age of 40. Hate you all.

Anyone that watched Jackass and thought it was a good show.

Rick Fox. He married my future wife, Vanessa Williams.

Anyone who doesn't believe the NBA is fixed.

People who ask me for money because their car broke down / their mother just died / the kids need shoes . . . and the whole time I can smell the cheap wine on their breath.

All Microsoft employees and stockholders.

All Republicans.

A heck of a lot of Democrats.

Religious fanatics.

Terrorists.

Fat women in cutoffs and half shirts.

Men with shorts and pasty legs.

Anyone wearing plaid.

ANYONE walking in the mall with slipper and/or curlers in their hair (yeah, I'm talking to you guys, too).

As I can see as yet so far, no sane Ameican has decided to repond...So I'll take the liberty and respond for us all because as you know , in the US it doesnt really matter what the majority feels...only the one holding the mic.

I really doubt anyone of us would be hard pressed to join a club of foreigners anyway. None of you all are as good as us. We dont even want foreigners in our country because our govt. tell us they are evil...evil, evil, evil . No we dont check for our selves but we believe our Government. Checking for ourselves would be too much work and we are used to getting things handed to us.

As far as we're concerned if your ancestors werent killed off of their original land, brought here in a boat or ...or...umm...umm...white and killing either of those groups of people you are not American anyway.

So go back home with your cochuri, baklava and egg rolls or anything else you think is going to be come an Ameican food.

If you think for one second you are ever going to become anything more than a migrant worker, taxi cab driver or cafeteria lunch server then you are wrong ...wrong...wrong...because the good jobs are only reserved for those who have Social Security Numbers who drive Fords or Chevrolets.

With that said I have to go find cash to pay the lady who cleans my house three times a week.

MKevon said:

So you DO hate all americans!! Welcome to the Union! Have a cookie!

Drika said:

If you werent american Drika... I'd fall deeply in love with you