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A Mexican Maid Asked For A Pay Increase The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you
want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Your husband said so." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Señora, the gardener did." She got the raise 
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Still don't know why she had to be mexican
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PANDURITO said: Still don't know why she had to be mexican
She either had Mexican parents or maybe was born in Mexico.  | |
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mcmeekle said: PANDURITO said: Still don't know why she had to be mexican
She either had Mexican parents or maybe was born in Mexico. 
I get it. That's why her name's Maria. If Maria was born in Spain to mexican parents she'd be Spanish, not mexican. | |
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PANDURITO said: mcmeekle said: She either had Mexican parents or maybe was born in Mexico.
I get it. That's why her name's Maria. If Maria was born in Spain to mexican parents she'd be Spanish, not mexican. Like the old saying, if my Auntie was born in Spain to Mexican parents, she'd be my Uncle. 
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mcmeekle said: PANDURITO said:
I get it. That's why her name's Maria. If Maria was born in Spain to mexican parents she'd be Spanish, not mexican. Like the old saying, if my Auntie was born in Spain to Mexican parents, she'd be my Uncle.
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that's not funny.
One of my closest friends is a mexican maid.  | |
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