I had a bizaar dream. Forgive me as I'm using IE 6 at work and don't really have spell check so my spelling may be less than perfect.


I remember only bits and pieces of the dream but I strongly beleive my dreams are trying to tell me something--they're never just random fantasies.


Anyways, we're in this very run down animal farm/zoo facility out in the woods. Tropical foliage has started to grow where once there was just grazing plots of land, surrounded by wooden and chain link fencing. There is not evidence of civilization ANYWHERE.

I walk through the entrance area of the animal farm, resembling a makeshift shack which serves as the ticketing booth and front gate. The floor is wooden and rotting and rickety.

I walk out into the inner area of the 'farm' to see evenstar3, and TheAudience. 2the9s is in the distance picking bananas to feed the troops. There are plent of people in my dream, but I will focus on these 3 as they are orgers and would most pertain to the point of this astounding thread.

Evenstar was totally yelling at everyone around. Apparently we were there to do post operation cleanup of a now defunct facility. Essentially there to round up the animals left or kill the ones we can't save.

Evenstar's job was to round up the chickens.

"hell fuck no!!! I am NOT touching those damned dirty chickens goddamnit!!!! " she screamed at everyone.

"Laurel," said some guy who I guess was the manager of this operation, "It's only chickens".
"Shut the fuck up, " evenstar3 continued, "You fucking wash their asses then. I'm not fucking touching them."

I looked over the TheAudience, hoping that he would calm her down, but he was talking to some really really old person who looked sort of like Spanish renditions of Jesus but much older.

"Neal," I called out to him, "Neal."

"Wait Dan, " he said back.

The smell of the place was aweful. It smelled like a smoldering, festering sewer for sure.

"What the fuck!", evenstar3 said again.
"Fucking chickens!"

"Laurel, " I said, "They're just chickens"

"Well, fuckhead, " She continued, "you fucking pick one up then. Do it!! I bet you don't have the fucking guts to pick one of them up."






She was right
I didn't want to get scratched by those jankity ass chickens.
Where evenstar didn't want to touch them because it was 'unbecoming' of her animal farm ways, I was just plain scared of them.

"Ahah!" she said, "You big pussy! To affraid to round up chickens! "

"Well, you're not rounding up any chickens either." I replied.


She had apparently walked in to a spider's web at the same time she said that, and all hell broke loose.


I woke up shortly thereafter and I don't remember much else about the dream other than Laurel sucks complete ass at rounding up chickens, TheAudience ignores me in my dreams, and 2the9s was pretty useless.

Get away from me.

oh my god, i talk exactly like that when pissed off.

obviously 9sy picking bananas has to mean something.

evenstar said:

"2the9s is in the distance picking bananas to feed the troops" needs to be someone's signature. It's nicely cryptic and weird.

You just KNEW Laurel was gonna be all bossy

evenstar said:

Girl, you were scarrier in my dream than greenpixies at a reproductive rights rally.

Imago said:

GreenCujo

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

What's weird is the TheAudience never ignores me though.

He even tries to save my ass in other forums when he sees me doing something really stupid.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

She was cursing like a fucking sailer.

I actually woke up pissed off at her

Imago said:

You're pissed because you were unable to snatch ben from out of her grip!

I didn't really read this but saw my name and felt obligated to reply.

2the9s said:

its ok

go back to picking bananas.

DanceWme said:

http://orgerswithoutborders.ning.com/

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

stop it

2the9s said:

ok

Imago said:

Never

I keed, I keed

Where did everybody go?


Are you fuckers on 'Orgers without Borders'???

You really need to stop eating after midnight!

MoniGram said:

He needs to stop whorging!

at the whole thread.

I have yet to have an org dream....I think.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I like the fact tha 9s pretty much stayed in the background. That was the best part.

Imago said:

Poor Soul. He obviously hasn't met you yet.

Imago said:

i am swimming in vicodin land

superspaceboy said:

He never even spoke to me in the dream

my org dreams are always so boring

Protege said:

my one and only org dream involved tons of random orgers hiding in a cabin from prince, who was outside trying to kill us. it was actually a nightmare 'cause i remember seeing specific orgers die!