(This was posted on one of the forums I moderated):



You're a woman, and you see an attractive guy in a party, you approach him and say "I'm good in bed".

That is called Direct Marketing.


You're a woman, and you see an attractive guy at a party, one of your friends approaches him and say "She's good in bed".

That is called Publicity.


You're a woman, and you see an attractive guy at a party, you approach him and get his number. Then you call him the next morning and say "I'm good in bed"

That is called Telemarketing.


You're a woman, and you see an attractive guy at a party, you approach him, pour him a drink, straighten his tie and say "By the way, I'm good in bed"

That is called Public Relations.


You're a woman, and you see an attractive guy at a party, he approaches you and says "I hear you're good in bed".

That is called a Trademark.


You're a woman, and you see an attractive guy at a party, you convince him to go home with your friend.

That is called a Sales Representative.


Your friend can't satisfy him and he calls you.

That is called Tech Support.


You're on your way to a party, and you see a lot of attractive men along the way. You climb onto a rooftop and yell "I'm good in bed!"

That is called Spamming.

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