Maybe you blasted one at the ATM or got in an elevator, hit 27 floors down let it go and the elevator stopped on 26 to let people on. Maybe you were at the gyno and destroyed his olfactory orifice with a direct shot from the stirrups. Perhaps you "testified" in church. Have you experienced an unwanted release of methane while being gone down on? What ever it was, share you joy here.

It wasn't mine but when we were kids my 10 year old sister and 6 year old brother were in the backseat of the car and it was all quiet and you heard 2 things. First the dastardly dog laugh coming from my sister and then the ....wwwwaaaaa coming from my brother. As he lay there slumped over and sleeping in the backseat, my sister leaned over and farted in his face

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Imago said:

JessieJ said:

JessieJ said:

Oh shit. That's actually a word

I let one go mid-Fosbury* doing the high jump @ 15yo. It was a new club, little equipment, club founder and his wife holding the high jump bar as we didn't have uprights.



(*I use the term "Fosbury" loosely...)

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That's the worst way to wake up, especially if your mouth was open.

JessieJ said:

My mother said something dumb one time.
So I said to her "just for that dumb comment, im gonna fart on u"
She laughed and told me I better not.

Some hours went by and she went to her room to take a nap.
(my mother sleeps with her head under the covers)

When I knew she was sleep I snuck in and farted under the covers and ran out the room. I tripped by the door over a slipper or shoe or something. She woke up and smelled it. I couldnt run because my toe was bleeding.

She beat the shit out of me

DanceWme said:

Simply awesome.

1. Farting on your mother.
2. Self inflicted injury.
3. Mom inflicted injury.

DanceWme said:

You are a living elf

Mars23 said:

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Swamie the elf!

well, this isn't exactly a fart, but I remember when it was a busy day at the office, and I was doing this lady's taxes, and I had TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. So I'm holding it in, and I'm entering the information, and my stomach or intestines, whatever, well they make thischurning sound. So I make this excuse "Sorry I havent eaten all day

she was pretty too

I don't fart so I would have to say the unexpected queef that was so loud the roommate heard it. Ugh.

Mach said:

I co-sign hehe

DanceWme said:

OMG lol. best story ever.

Mars23 said:

Is this from experience?

toots said:

I've been a victim of the Fart Game. You name is toots though, you've gotta have some stories!

where is miguel?
farts make me think of his story every time.
maybe its the way he told it.

PurpleRighteous1 said:

See, that's beautiful. Everyone enjoyed it.

DanceWme said:

Damn....

I went to a local driving range. I was kind of hungry and my stomach was filled with a bunch of air. As I swung my golf club back, I accidentally let one rip so loud! And it echoed! EVERYONE heard it and there was no hiding it!

Mars23 said:

Actually I do But that isnt where I got the screenname

When I was younger we all was watching the "Color of Money" with Tom Cruise and the part that is in there that says"You smell that?" that is the time when my brother not 2 second before and we all busted out laughing the timing was so perfect