Women will understand this! Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands!
This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker, or significant other!

you know there's a joke too i heard.. saying that all women problems begin with 'MEN' .. 'MEN'strual cycle, 'MEN'tal anxieties, 'MEN'opause .. wouldnt it be great to rid all this

Flowerz said:

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thank god for this:

JerseyKRS said:

SCNDLS said:

lol

don't listen to the government, it can do wonders for PMS.

JerseyKRS said:

what is that?

Flowerz said:

JerseyKRS said:

Really???


Actually, I've heard that. That's my older sister's excuse for smoking and she don't even have a uterus no mo'.

Flowerz said:

I wasn't sure either but since Jersey posted it I took a shot in tha dark.

SCNDLS said:

ah i c

SCNDLS said:

without getting on a silly soapbox and sounding stupid, here's my stance.

It IS a plant. Nothing more. Cocaine is processed. Heroin is processed. yadda yadda yadda. What that is up there is NOTHING MORE THAN A DRIED FLOWER. Herbal remedies have been used on this planet for YEARS. It need not be used as a HIGH always. IT HAS MEDICINAL QUALITIES. (my caps aren't yelling at you, kinda aimed at the man )

But yes, a couple inhalations will calm cramps better than any chemically created drug. Midol, IB, all that shit.

But nooooo, too many companies stand to lose too much money if we didn't need to buy their drugs and could just use a plant we all can grow.

Gimmee a break.


okay, rant done.

Flowerz said:

lol, that's the part with the goods, this is nothing more than a way for the plant to get sun:

JerseyKRS said:

I don't mind you soapboxin' it. My sister also has MS and uses weed for a lot of her symptoms. I don't have a problem with it theoretically, I've just never partooken.

so what do you call a women that is PMSing all the time???


THAT WOULD BE ME!!!!!

SCNDLS said:

and that's fine with me too. Just the whole classification of it like it's the devil is just the stupidest shit IMO.

This of course gives lots of weedheads an easy reason to claim they want it legal, but I digress. lol

I genuinely believe it is a healing herb, not unlike many others.

amorbella said:

God, musta got your periods reversed. About every 28 days do you start ackin' nice???

SCNDLS said:

love it!!!

amorbella said:

Hi sunshine, what's for dinner ?
Are you wearing that, darling?
What are you so worked up about, muffin?
Should you be eating that, sweetie pie?
What did you DO all day, mon cheri?

...I think I said I'm hungry, bitch...

JerseyKRS said:

I agree. The govt. could stand to make some big bucks off it if they weren't so dumb. Just grow and tax it like they do tobacco, and sell it right along side the cigs..

JerseyKRS said:

I offered to get some for my mother when she was going through chemo. You should have heard her and my father laugh. (I am SO their innocent daughter! ) Until I told her my friend's mother said that was the only thing that calmed her and helped bring her appetite back, she was always so nauseous from the chemo. She turned me down again when things started really getting bad near the end of her courses of chemo, but I offered her several times.

PANDURITO said:

JerseyKRS said:

I don't even use enough to get high. I don't really enjoy the feeling of being high. But I get severe cramps every month, and popping a bunch of ibuprofen is murder on my stomach. I take one or two hits of herb, just enough to make the pain go away, and it's like a chorus of fuckin' angels within five minutes. Not stoned, just relaxed and pain free.

I don't get PMS.

Stymie said:

Me either...