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Porn parodies I'm currently developing a distaff, triple-X version of the latest Daniel Day Lewis flick. Could use some feedback on what I've got so far:
Jenna Jameson drinks your milkshake!... THERE WILL BE CUM 
Seen any funny porn titles? Got any?  | |
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NEWSFLASH:
Jenna Jameson quit doing porn.....  | |
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Indian Bones and the Temple of Poon. | |
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Note, these are actual porn movies that take from their mainstream brethren:
Splendor In The Ass 
Mad Jack Beyond Thunderbone Pirates Lethal Woman Demolition Woman Pump Friction     | |
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Ace, you're on a roll.....  | |
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My favorite porn title of all time is:
SHAVING RYAN'S PRIVATES. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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What I can't figure is why Pirates of the Caribbean had a mostly male cast, while the Pirate porn was mostly female. What happened, did Johnny Depp ask for too much money?  "A Watcher scoffs at gravity!" | |
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Forrest Hump
3 Men and a Whore My Best Friend's Pussy And the best....Edward Penishands! Shake it til ya make it  | |
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Hannah Does Her Sisters.  | |
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Edward Penis-hands.
I believe there is even a sequel. Love | |
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Oh yeah, how could I forget....
The XXX Files Malcolm XXX Shane's World | |
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A Clockwork Orgy is fantastic! | |
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Romancing the Bone.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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JuliePurplehead said: And the best....Edward Penishands! Hells yeah!  I once read an interview with John Waters where he said that Johnny Depp apparently gets asked all the time to sign copies of that. | |
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SnakePeel said: JuliePurplehead said: And the best....Edward Penishands! Hells yeah! I once read an interview with John Waters where he said that Johnny Depp apparently gets asked all the time to sign copies of that.Awesome.
Did you know there's a black pornography thespian who goes by the name of "Wesley Pipes"?  | |
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