OMG. Ok This is funny. When I was about 3, we lived in this apartment complex that I called the Jungle House. In the middle of the complex there was all these walkways and all these huge plants, kinna in like a greenhouse type thing. Well anyway, our patio door opened right onto the jungle ( i will call it that for lack of better word ) and I used to open the door all the time and crawl around in the jungle. Well, this one day, I got lost. And I ended up in the laundry room, unsupervised, of course. There was something screwey going on with the electricity that day, and I decided to crawl into the dryer !!! That's right folks, I crawled into the dryer, and it turned itself on. Meanwhile, my Mother was going crazy trying to find me, when all the sudden she came into the laundry room, saw the rope tie from the purple dress that I was wearing ( which I still remember to this day ) hanging out from the dryer !!! She opened the door, and I came tumbling out! My Mother asked me if I was ok, and my reply was " MOM, I'm NEVER doing that again !!" I wasnt even crying !!
I'm pretty sure thats the weirdest thing I have ever done
Maybe that's why I am so crazy today lol

violett said:

and why u smell so april fresh...

kiddin, gyrl...

PlastikLuvAffair said:

OMG !! LMAO !!!

My best friend and i would go on Rambo type manuevers just about once a week. We'd throw apples at some houses and run; we'd light a bag of shit on someone's porch, ring their doorbell and run; we hid in some bushes one time and jumped out at people walking by scaring the crap out of them--one guy really got mad at us!!

We would sneak around this one woman who mowed her huge lawn every weekend, get up to her and scare her from behind and then run!

We dug a hole on a trail and put small branches over it, and someone must have fallen in, cuz the branches were broken when we came back. One time, we saw some guy who got out of his truck near his house and we ran up and grabbed his keys, and then chucked them into some woods. He was so pissed, but he had no idea it was us!! We watched him the whole time from a bush.
We got arrested once for blowing up a certain teachers mailbox with M80's. We had to apologize to him(dude was drunk and pissed), pay for 13 mailboxes(long story) and do community service. ooops!

My best friend at the time and I accidentally burned down the woods. We started a small bonfire by a treehouse and it got out of hand. We totally lied to the fire department and didn't get in any trouble for it. Whew! Now there are nice new homes there so I guess we just did what the city development would've done in a few years anyway.
[This message was edited Thu Oct 31 14:14:29 PST 2002 by TRON]

feltbluish said:

Eggsellent! That's what I like to hear!

Natsume said:

Nothing weird about that.. I've done it too..! Have you ever tried stucking it in your nose..?

Drank a mug of my own pee...it wasn't even for a dare!

Natsume said:

We need an emoticon for crossing your legs!

Nikster said:

You used to suck your hair and stick it in Natsume's ear?

Cloudbuster said:

Then what was the motivation??

mrchristian said:

? U tell me!

2the9s said:

NIKSTER, SO YOU'RE THAT KID!!

bkw said:

After a couple beers you won't feel anything - I promise, darlin!

My best friend and I when we were around 8 years old, would have pool ball fights in the basement. We would throw them as hard as we could at each other. We never got bonked in the head (luckily), but I do remember coming home with bruises all over me. That shit hurt. Think about a cue ball nailing you in the back or arm. I still can't believe we did that...and we did it all the time!

I still am a 9 year old kid
(though I am of course like totally mature)

and I never do anything weird...

except maybe the time I stole a spaceship to go to the planet Marklar

and the time I impersonated the tooth fairy so I could make a million bucks

Oh, and the time I became an evangelist so I could make a million bucks.

Oh, and there was that time when I like totally saved the world from the hordes of satan

Me and some guys at my 10th birthday party mixed little bits of loads of alcohol (vodka, whiskey, gin, rum etc) with coca-cola, irn-bru, sprite and other soft drinks. My then friend Allan then drank a sip and was almost sick cos it was so disgusting. We then poured it down the bin. Thank feck he didn't drink anymore of it!

When I was about 12, me and my friend were playing near the end of my road. The road leads to some factories. At the part we were playing (where there were no houses but just fields and wastegrounds) we were getting bored but it was getting really foggy. There was a huge puddle there which also meant cars would only cross right on the right-hand side so we got this old broken metal chair that was lying in the wasteground and placed it in the road next to the puddle. Now, the fog was really thick now and as we were leaving to go home, we heard a car screech in the distance and a big metallic clang. We ran like feck! I got back in my house and saw the car driving past with its bumper (fender) hanging off and a dent in it.

I have no idea why we did that! I feel really bad about that! Remember though, I was a kid, I didn't know better and no-one was hurt...except that persons bank balance.

Feck, I hope that guy/girl wasn't a Prince fan. If he/she is, SORRY!

This topic has turned from weirdest things you ever did, to worst things you ever did!

I have many more...but I can't be arsed telling them...

the worm hospital...

EricCartman said:

Don't be so hard on Barbra Streisand, Cartman.

Dry-humped in a room which was 2 become my bedroom. :I: was 10.

:I: also got sexually aroused 2 a Madonna video (FREAKY!) and a Nina Hartley skin flick.

'dre

Natsume said:

SORRY ...at the time, you didn't seem to mind

Natsume said:

SORRY ...at the time, you didn't seem to mind

How in the heck did I post that twice??


*kicks iMac*

Me and a friend of mine took nude fotographs of us when we were about 9..

I often used to eat potatoes dipped in salt..

I drank a mixture of salt, pepper, mustard, ketschup, coke, sprite and anything you could find from MacDonalds..
I also once drank a mixture of yeast, flour, eggs, water, different sodas, salt, pepper, bread pieces that looked like chicken(?), milk and.. Well anything!

I often do cartwheels on a street called Aleksanteri..

I had a serious crush on Sonic the Hedgehog..

At winter, I used to run out of the sauna and roll in the snow.. When I had the opportunity, I used to go for a swim into a hole in the ice.. Wait..! I still do that!

I used to suck my toes..

I used to suck my hair and stick it in my ears and nose..(Thank you for reminding me, Natsume!)

I started a "candy, chips and soda strike" which has been going on for 3 years now.. (I didn't think it was weird, but everybody else did!)

I did an "Ace Ventura in the mental hospital" imitation while I was on a walk with my friends.. (We played war too! We crawled in the ground, shooted each other and screamed: Give up, you shmuck..! People actually thought we were drunk!?!)

I ruined my class foto, by playing air guitar in it..

I walked my friend home wearing only underwear and a long jacket and boots. I showed off my knickers to passing cars..
I often used to dance at bus stops.. Alone.. And listening to Prince..

I raped a tree with two of my friends..

Went out wearing only a t-shirt and panties and danced in the rain.. It was about 3 in the morning.. Again, while listening to Prince..

Hmm.. I am a VERY scary person..

I didn't stop sucking my thumb 'till I was 11.

2coolMelody said:

Damn, if I only lived in Finland I could meet the most interesting person. You sound great.

I do have one question: How do you rape a tree?