@ this thread!

IceNine said:

Where do you get this from?

Yeah! I'm sick of those damn moderators, they are so unfair! I mean, I know the site needs rules but they should apply to OTHER people, not to me! Every time Ian deletes one of my flames he is SECRETLY consorting with the enemy, the ORG ILLUMANATI who lurk behind the scenes and pull all the strings. I'm sick of being your puppet, Org Illuminati! Stop conspiring to make me look stupid! It's hard enough doing it myself!

ian said:

FINALLY!!! AN ADMISSION!!!


APOLOGIZE to MrsFiness, Oceana and Nep2nes IMMEDIATELY!

ian said:

Yeah, Ian...

Why don't you and the other members of the illuminati go back to stroking each other's egos with your all-powerful, thread deleting hands... hell, why don't you lock a few threads and delete some content while you are at it? You guys don't fool me... you keep a warmed up bottle of lube by the keyboard while you lock threads, don't you!?

I'll talk to you later, you arbitrary meanie!

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[This message was edited Wed Oct 30 17:21:01 PST 2002 by IceNine]

nLA said:

I apologise to ANYONE that I may have inadvertently made appear stupid. I'm really sorry you seem so stupid.

IceNine said:

Hey Tony, wanna join the Org Illuminati? All you gotta do is be a bastard and have a thick skin. You get free warmed-up lube, too!

ian said:

Holy shit!!!

I am SO fucking IN!!!

Round 1: goes to Ice Nine 5 to 1 (5 blows ,5 landed/4 blows, 1 landed)
Round 2: goes to Battier 6to 2 -- gotta give her the dirty sanchez and the crusty upper lip of Nep2na (8 blows, 6 landed/7 blows, 2 landed)

Round 3: started with Ice 9 fighting with the Referee (Ian)

What will the judges decide?

nLA said:

Come on now, you can't discount all that great stuff about Star Trek and Doctor Who... you need to go back and read again!

:LOL:

IceNine said:

dammit! RECOUNT!

Round 1

IceNine

"Positivity sucks dog ass."

BBMD

"You take that back, you negative fucker!"

Round 2

IceNine

"Fuck you... you positive people make me want to smash my head in with a copy of any number of Tony Robbins books.

Positivity sucks!"

BBMD

"How about I bash your head in with a copy of any number of Tony Robbins books? It sounds like more fun that way, you negative bitch.

If you keep talking this way, with all your insults and so on, Teacher/MrsFiness might not teach us! And that would be a damn shame!"

Round 3

IceNine

"That would be a good experience for you... it would be the first time you have picked up anything other than a comic book in years... you dorks amaze me with your positivity and Star Trek conventions...

Have you perfected that communicator yet? How is that secret insignia project going?

Positivity sucks and so do you, captain dork."

BBMD

"Oh, that's real original! Always bringing up the Trek jokes, aren't you, you short, tiny, little bastard!

I'll be the one laughing when my communicator works, you fuck! You're just mad, cuz like, YOU aren't cool enough to do it."

Round 4

IceNine

"I'll tell you what... if you win this fight, I will take you to a Doctor Who convention and you can dance ecstatically with all the other dorks dressed up as Klingons in their misplaced attempt at making it to the Star Trek convention. People such as you would do well to read the instructions on a roll of toilet paper... at least your hands wouldn't stink all the time."

BBMD

"I'll tell you what...If you win this fight, I'll buy you a bowl of wheaties, and a can of some greens, so maybe, just maybe you can grow a bit. However, it is unlikely, so I'll be preparing your Star Trek outfit. You'll be my Ferangi.

Now, stoppit. You're ruining my POSITIVE thread with your assinine ways, you bastard!"

Round 5

IceNine

"Ooooh, that one stings! Did you do some sort of strange, Vulcan mind meld with your pet hamster to come up with that one? I was asking because you have said that your hamster was of below average intelligence and that last flame smacked of the work of a retarded hamster with epilepsy.

Your chances of meeting your dream man at the Doctor Who convention (which has been mistaken for a Star Trek convention by your dream man) and dancing the night away are dwindling."

BBMD

"Shut up, bicycle boy...

Your chances of taking me to that Star Trek convention - which would not be a Dr. Who convention, mind you, are not dwindling.

Here's a new deal, if you win, I'll get a washcloth, and wipe that crusty shit off your lower lip, left there from that time you had sex with Nep2na, and she Sanchezed you."

Round 6

IceNine

You are reaching again, young un!

"Don't worry, I won't stop your going to the Star Trek AND Doctor Who conventions. Girls your age are subject to bouts of depression and I would not want to send you to a depression clinic because you missed out on a chance to meet a local Captain Kirk impersonator. Hell, you might even win first prize in the "You too can be a dork" contest with your communicators that you constructed so elaborately out of boxes from your extensive collection of training bras."

BBMD

"I might get my communicator done, if you'd stop stealing my training bras for all of the local transvestite conventions you go to."

Round 7

IceNine

"Ooooh... a burner!

Is it true that everyone dresses up as members of an intergalactic force and runs around speaking gibberish on the last day of band camp? I have heard that many band nerds have been seen running around with protractors fastened to their band uniforms trying to do the Vulcan death grip on the cooler kids at school... from what I understand, this behavior often culminates with the Vulcan being closed inside a locker with a jockstrap on their head.

Can you confirm or deny this?"

BBMD

"Oooh, aren't you clever! Having to resort to insulting band kids, who, work harder than your scrawny ass ever does!

I deny it. It never happened."

Round 8

IceNine

"Just as I expected... the mental scars are deep and it is easier to deny it than to admit it and grow from it."

BBMD

Gave up...


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[This message was edited Wed Oct 30 17:35:27 PST 2002 by IceNine]

LMFAO: thanks for doing the work for me buddy! Is she down for the count ladies and gentleman?
[This message was edited Thu Oct 31 6:26:52 PST 2002 by nLA]

nLA said:

Hardly, nLA. It just so happens, that sometimes, now and again, I DO get off the org. I am not a short, lame, training-bra wearing bitch like IceNine. I manage to disconnect myself.

I went and masturbated watching Star Trek: TNG, after warching "Ancient Almanac" on the History Channel. Both were pleasant experiences...

I almost cried in TNG, about how rude O'Brien was to the Cardassians. The look in the two Cardassians eyes on the turbo lift was enough to make me nearly burst into uncontrollable sobs.

Unlike IceNine, I have a heart. (((beautiful sigh))) Heh heh.

round and round and round we fucking go.

anyone else tired of this kind of stuff?

AaronForever said:

Then, by all means Aaron, give us something new to stimulate our minds and participate in.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

not my job. my job is to bitch and moan.

@ JEN


Jenny Jenny Jenny 4rom the org {{makes fun of j low-life}}


no offense JEN ya!

@ this entire thread...


you know, for the life of me i just dont understand why some of you all feel compelled to call others names out...

so, you disagree with them...so, you think they might be ultra sensative and might overreact..but, damn...sometimes some of you act like your are the only one who has the right to post on the org...

i can see extreme cases like oceana and nep2unes...these kats just dont understand when to stop..

but this thread, the tonar or whatever the hell that guys name is...you all are just too quick to start dropping turds...arent we all adults here? is this the only form of entertainment you can find?

and damn...why the hell am i wasting my time responding to this crap? well...easy, im frying food for a potluck and i gotta wait another ten minutes before its done...

to all of you,

WRONG FORUM!!!