okay, here is Herman's post to get it started:

HamsterHuey said:

My name is Christopher, but it's Chris to you.
I am 33 years old. 34 is approaching, but why rush the reaper.
I'm living with an orger.
I've got two fish, a firefish and a clown gobie.
We have 4 kids that I want to kill everyday.
I like food. Not seafood. I like to see food, and then I like to eat food.
I am scared of most orgers, but I interact anyway.
I smell of bad breath cause I haven't brushed my teeth yet.
I am reading job listings because I am unemployed.
I am listening to Hello Traveler by Darker My Love.
I am 5'11"
I have great vision, but I need a CAT scan of my brain. I have lots of gray hair on my head and chest, but I get great haircuts.
I love beer and marijuana, but I can't touch the latter because I have to find a job. But it's nice to know that is legal for me to smoke 2 packs a day if I so choose.

I never thought I'd say this but Jami's threads are far more engaging.



My name is Dan.
I am 36 years old.
I'm taken...
I've got one cat now that the other one is dead.
I like Redken hair products more than TIGI (bedhead), and I NEVER in a million years thought I would say that.
I am scared of the fact most of my neighbors are aloud to vote.
I smell of Thalium cologne for me.
I am reading Atlas Shrugged by Anne Rand, and also reading Brother Odd by Dean Koontz.
I am listening to Frank from the other side of my cubicle wall in a meeting.
I am 5'11
I do not need the org anymore. Good bye.
I like the smell of coconut sun tan oil.

oh yeah, we use Schwarzkopf hair products instead of TIGI.

I am helping a friend of mine move tomorrow.
Sun is shining in Amsterdam.
I feel like doing a nap.
I just chucked out 1.300 Bach songs out of my player.
I am glad I am a collector of Prince pictures, cuz now I was able to put the NYC Live picture on the folder. Which makes me SO glad, cuz I lost accidentally chucked to previous folder out. Thanks! You know who.
I'm an orphan.
My favourite drink is Red Fruit Drink of Albert Heijn. Serve chilled.
Well, next to beer, that is.
I just had to click 10 songs to come to a song I would like to listen to and post about on Org; it's Joe Jackson's It's Different For Girls.
If you ask sweetly I will show you a pic of my little red rabbit.
I have a crystal ball, like Prince's on the front of the Sign The Times album. It's one of the few Prince markers in my household.
I have one brother and two sisters, all older.
Besides this site I am member of two other sites I participate in.

Imago said:

As if you have any personality left besides on here.




Oh, and;

Imago said:

My name is Jamie
I'm 32
I invented Colgate
I loathe the use of pro-nouns
I carpeted my Aunts front room
Even though she didn't ask or want it carpeting or nuthin
I like cranberry juice
My Tawny Fogmouth thread is the future
I like Miles Davis and The Eagles

I am throwing a big pool party for my son next week.
Sun is shining in Florida too.
I feel like taking more pain medication, but I should save it for post surgery.
I like to delete and ban people from my SoulSeek account if they don't share their music.
I have a TON of Prince bootlegs, but have only listened to like 10% of them.
I'm an only child.
My favourite drink lately is ginger ale.
Well, next to the liquid lortab, that is.
I have had Darker My Love's album on all morning, and I'm not tired of it.
If you ask, someone will probably photoshop a picture of me.
I need to get a few tattoo's ...SOON.
My Mom had an abortion, so I could have had a younger sibling. I don't hold it against her at all.
I enjoy posting comments on YouTube videos.
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My name is Jill
34 years old
2 sons aged 8 and 5 years
Recently divorced after 12 years of marriage
Moving to Virginia in a month
Starting Nursing school in the fall
One really annoying dog named Maggie
I am addicted to fountain Pepsi
I love chocolate ice cream
I'm not reading any books
I want to find a nice perfume, but I haven't so far. At least not one that leaves me smelling like a whore house.
I'm 5'4"

hokie said:

hokie said:

What's in Virginia?

Besides mountains.

So. now I do not have to post a 'Post Illogical Facts About Yourself'-thread anymore.

HamsterHuey said:

I took the bullet for you my friend.

I miss Inbox (1) very much.
Tonight I will eat rice with saté.
I am currently addicted to Battlestar Galactica season 3.
Currently watching episode 18 (of 20).
Les Rita Mitsouko just came on and now I miss Inbox (1) even more.
While we're on the subject; I saw a t-shirt with the text Belgiums Are Bastids. Worn by my Belgium colleague. I smiled and told him 'In your case...indeed'.
Somehow, my shuffle won't play Prince songs anymore.

HamsterHuey said:

My entire family and the nursing school I am going to.

My name is Aksel
I am 37
Everybody here on the org believe I never work, so what the fuck am I doing in this office?
I'm 6'5"
I live about 3 or 4 miles away from Herman, yet we see eachother only like 2 times a year.
He claims that's my fault.
I will not travel to London this summer to see Dan/Imago,
this because I just found out that he stinks like coconut and I absolutely loathe the smell of coconut.
I don't have a cat, neither do I want one.....but I am curious what a cat looks like while it's flying from my apartment-window from the 7th story....
I like beer
I like Wodka even more
I play hockey & golf, in the winters I ski
I hate the country that I live in for numerous reasons
Herman will tell you that I'm a whiner, I'll tell you to fuck Herman...
He will most probably like that.

I miss stability.
Tonight I will pizza probably.
I am currently addicted to posting on the org, but I have a short attention span, so that could end in like 10 minutes, or 10 months.
Currently doing laundry.
The dryer just buzzed and now I hate doing laundry.
I am very picky about just about everything. None of it makes any sense either, so it tends to make me "difficult"
I wish Prince would make a new CD that I would WANT to play.

abierman is one of the funnierst orgers.

In June I'm going to see snowdonia in a tent. I will smell of the earth, and live like the men of old for 2 days or less.

I am sending my military dog tags to someone soon to hang around this person's neck until which time I hang my balls upon their chin.


I received relatively bad news yesterday , and my stress level is through the roof right now.

That being said, for the first time in a very very long time, I am truly happy. I feel blessed.

I miss the firey riot of youth.

I need to make more money. A lot more money.

I need to run longer and farther distances.

I need a 160 gig iPod.

I wish the Pope would fly back to Rome. We had a pope, and his name was Jerry Fawell, and that MF was enough already.

abierman said:

Depends on who will do the fucking, I suppose.

If it is Maxx Diesel/Christian XXX, then YES.

Please.

Multiple times, hard. Soft. Anything in between.

as predicted, I became bored and am logging off.

I like to come back later and see how badly my threads bomb.

I will probably end up doing that later.

I'm Jessica. Most call me Jess or Jessie.
I'm 23 years old.
I've lived in New York for my whole life.
I'm a student.
I'm an accounting major.
I'm 5'0".
I've lost about 20 pounds in the last couple of months. I'm going for 10 more.
I love me some chocolate chip cookies.
I love cooking.
I listen to music every single day. I can't go a day without it.
I fucking hate winter. I'm so happy that it's spring
I'm a family person. Fo sho. I hope to have my own one day.
I can't wait for my younger sister to move the hell out . Four more months

abierman said:

Well, partly.
When you are available my face is paralysed or I am broke or both.

And when I am available you are drunk or abroad or both.

I mean.

JessieJ said:

JerseyKRS said:

Hey, I still like her. I just don't wanna be around her all the time

JerseyKRS said:

Bye, boring git! Bye! Bye!

JerseyKRS said:

Well spotted. Jess, the conflicted person.

My name is Julie Ann
I am 37 years old (which no one ever believes)
I am Celibate, been single/divorced for 6 years (I like being single)
I have one deaf cat, that I truly appreciate, he is great
I have no children, but I do work with them everyday. The world is far too populated anyways.
I have four other sisters, but I am only close with one
I have been pretty addicted to Jamba Juice, yes I love smoothies
I don't mind org people, even people like [snip - CarrieMpls], I can sense he is a good person, but I don't like unneccessary vulgar behavior. I mean, there is so much evil in this world as it is. I believe we should spread positivity, at all times.
I wear Armani Mania and Armani Code
I use Paul Mitchell Freeze and Shine Hairspray, I have tried the natural products and they just feel gross. I will keep searching or continue to use less, overpowering products.
I read just about anything that is educational, not too much of the gossip entertainment material, I read everyday
I just bought Idina Menzel's album and have been pretty hooked on it for days, I also just bought Mariah Carey's, which I have not done so in many years, but I feel it's time to give her another go, this album is not as vocally powerful or overbearing, as some would say. It's a more calm Mariah, I would say... with a lot musical sound. Usually, it is mostly voice, I feel.
I am 5'5"
I don't mind the org, but I don't associate like I use to. I ask myself what is it about this place, that began nearly 7-8 years ago. Where has my life gone since then, where will it go...
I talked recently with TheC (CtheUncanny), who has been a dear friend all these years. We talked about the beginning of this place, how it does alter ones life, good/bad. No matter where one goes, if they were here in the beginning, for sure, it does affect ones life to some degree. It truly is a virtual community that became physically real.
This is the only site I come to. I don't spend too much time online anymore.
I like beer too, every now and then
I am not always serious

I am always making typos, I don't care if I mispell but if I see it I have to change it...
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Hello,my name is Luka...but just call me Jason.
I am 35 years old.
I'm bald.
I've got two children, Preston,8 and Chloe,4.
I like Pabst Blue Ribbon and most fried foods.
I am scared of nothing...I'm a real modern day bad ass....
I smell of cheap aftershave.
I am reading customer receipts.
I am listening to whatever REM's new song is.
I am 5'11".
I do need glasses/contacts 'cause I'm blind as hell...and if I had hair, I'd have my fair share of greys.
I like beer. Blue Ribbon and Red Stripe being favorites.
[Edited 4/18/08 8:25am]