a "temporary" layoff AND 300 Ml of liquid lortab.




I am apologizing RIGHT NOW for anyone I offend today.

Imago said:

Can we move it to the 25th???

Yikes.

JerseyKRS said:

Sure, but I can't meetup until 7 PM or later if so.
Or we can do it the next weekend if you want. Your son's b-day right?

Imago said:

I'm sure this is better for orgnotes, but fuck em, it's my thread.

Yeah, the clubhouse double booked the date, so we had to move it to the 26th. After 7 is perfect for us, the next weekend I'll be all bruised up from my nose job and not allowed to drink or smoke, so fuck that noise.

JustErin said:

yummo, it works a hell of a lot faster than those blasted pills!! X 2 for refills!

JerseyKRS said:

ok, Friday night it is.


You're gonna look so cute at G-bar

Sorry about your troubles.


for Lortab though.

Imago said:

it's a good thing they like short hair, my greaser 'do will work like armor!

is this the whine about your post-surgery pain thread? can we make it one?

what is lortab? i wants it. ibuprofen isn't taking the edge off, and i can't have vicodin anymore because it makes me sleep & then wake up gasping for breath in total terror.

evenstar said:

no, post surgery is after the 28th, but I filled the script for the liquid "vicodin" a couple hours ago. It RAWKS>

I can't believe you took it already.

Well, yes I can.

JerseyKRS said:

epic

i wonder what i can convince the campus health center to give me...

evenstar said:

Lortab=hydrocodone=vicodin

evenstar said:

OMGZ, Laurel, tell them you want the liquid lortab, say some shit about you can't swallow the pills, I'm so totally being serious!!

FunkMistress said:

wait til I have access to that morphine button post surgery.

hokie said:

damnit.

JerseyKRS said:

you're evil!

JerseyKRS said:

Morphine =

You lucky bastard.

I don't think they give you access to the button anymore, though.

evenstar said:

just about all opiates are available in liquid, they don't like to dispense it because it acts faster, so more of a chance of abuse. The tonsillectomy warrants it though, but so does difficulty swallowing pills.

evenstar said:

Maybe you could tolerate it. They're similar but not the exact same I don't think.

JerseyKRS said:

What are you getting done? sucking your fat from your chin?

guys i don't think i can handle swallowing pills anymore

ArielB said:

that's all bone baby.

ArielB said:

in casde anyone cares:

Septoplasty, adnoidectomy, tonsillectomy and inferior terbinectomy.

gizzoogle that shit bitches.

evenstar said:

Tell them you have a really strong gag reflex and you puke every time.

Just make sure Ben's not with you; his giggles at your egregious gag-reflex lies will give you away.

evenstar said:

JerseyKRS said:

man those are a lot of big words.
I hope it won't be as painful as imago's threads.

FunkMistress said:

gotcha.