Genesia said:

OK, well, I'm glad your experience has been a good one.

And allow me to thank you for coming on the "list your greek affiliation" thread and refusing to.

ThreadBare said:

Here's to Zelda, queen of all the acrobats
She can do the kind of things that make you want to shit.

Sheeeee caaaaan:
Shoot green peas from her fundamental organs
Do a double back flip and catch 'em on her teeth

Sheeee's gooooot
Great big tits and funny little knees
Got hair on her teeth like branches on a tree

Sheeeee caaaaan
EatFightFartFuckShootTheShitAndDriveATruck
She's the kind of son 'a bitch that's gonna marry me!

She was a virgin in her freshman year
She was a virgin with her conscience clear
She never smoked nor drank nor went with guys
She was the envy of the Pi Phi's you can bet!

And then one day she met a Lambda Chi
And her virginity went bye-bye-bye!
Now she's a whore in gay Paree
And her son is an SAE
THE DIRTY BASTARD!
Her son is a SAE
THE MOTHERFUCKER!
Her son is an SAE
THE FART SNIFFER!

(You can go on about the SAE's as long as you like!)

RodeoSchro said:

Stop it Greg.

Drink beer, drink beer
Oh come drink beer with me
For I don't give a damn for any old man
That won't drink beer with me.

I've got that old gold goblet
With the Lambda Chi on it
And we'll all have another round of beer! (Round of beer!)
It's a damn good college but we're not here for knowledge
And we'll raise hell while we're here

Oh Lambda Chi, Chi
It's the one fraterni-one fraternity!
Oh Lambda Chi, Chi
Dear old Lambda Chi
Through all eternity.

We drink milk as freshman
Java as sophmores
And as juniors we drink beer (WE DRINK BEER!)
But as seniors we drink liquor for we find it's so much quicker
And we have just one more year.

Stymie said:

This thread has lost its way...

Stymie said:

No, it's too much fun! We have to get drunk sometime and sing bawdy songs.

ThreadBare said:

Any time, pal!

ThreadBare said:

Perhaps it could get back on track if someone, anyone would just notice my homage to the Revenge of the Nerds frat!

RodeoSchro said:

CalhounSq said:

Even though this thread has lost its way, it still clings to the standards it was raised with.

Request denied.

Dinner time. If I think of some more songs, I'll post them.

In the meantime, go here:

http://www.bowleyandwilson.com/

Greatest Lambda Chi's EVER. And they went to MY college!

I heard "Independent" as well...

and I was a GDI and still am.

ThreadBare said:

Rhondab said:

I'd prefer it if you'd take my side. Thank you, that is all.

Rhondab said:

I *knew* you'd be...

2the9s said:

MoniGram said:

don't encourage him.

I'm currently in college and I'm most definitely not into the sororities



Not my thing.

CalhounSq said:

See, the real reason for your exclusion from that sorority is starting to surface... You didn't play well with others...

ThreadBare said:

I can't even join a church. It troubles me.

ThreadBare said:

have a banana

CalhounSq said:

All the crazies think I copy you...i see that its all in your plan

I refuse.

ThreadBare said:

You're welcome. It's about as logical as starting a thread asking people to name their greek affiliation - when you, yourself, don't have one.

Rhondab said:

Imma drag you to an Indy church. When the says, "Is there one?" I'm going to take you up front.

"Don't mind the kicking and screaming out of this one... She's just shy like that..."

RodeoSchro said:

I like this one--SAEs were such complete pricks at my university. Absolute assholes.

Genesia said:

I'm taking a poll for a friend. Seriously.

CalhounSq said:

ThreadBare said:

They'll probably think I'm possessed.

Rhondab said:

I got zero friends today